5x05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat - Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

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- Episode 05x05

Episode: 05x05
Title: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 505
First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007

Season 5 » Episode #05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Two and a Half Men - 05x05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Summary: Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Judith Melnick	played by Marin Hinkle
Linda Harris	played by Ming-Na
Clinician	played by Ernie Grunwald
Brandon	played by Elijah Michael Lee
Gary	played by Matt McKenzie

Episode Quotes

Season 5 / Episode 5: - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Clinician: In such cases, common side effects include dry mouth, hair loss, blurred vision, inflamed gums...
Alan Harper: [Nervous] OK.
Clinician: ...mild nausea, heart palpitations, liver damage...
Alan Harper: [More nervous] Wow!
Clinician: ...boils, shingles, sudden fainting and temporary darkening of the stools.
Alan Harper: [Shocked] Dear God! How much do you pay people to do this?
Clinician: $1,000 a week.
Alan Harper: I'm in!

Season 5 / Episode 5: - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie Harper: Relax. Something will turn up.
Alan Harper: [Ill after suffering the side effects from the drug trial] I'm pretty sure something's already turned up. I think I just dropped a third testicle.

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