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Episode: 05x01 Title: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Type: Regular Episode Production Code: 501 First Aired: Sep. 24, 2007 |
Season 5 » Episode #01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
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Summary: Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good.
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![]() | Season 5 / Episode 1: - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Alan Harper: Things will go great for you. You just have to remember a few things. Jake Harper: Like what? Alan Harper: Well, always keep your money in your shoe, but have some spare change in your pocket. Jake Harper: How come? Alan Harper: Decoy money. They won't stop hitting you 'til they get something. Jake Harper: Who are they? Alan Harper: The big kids, holding you by your ankles and plunging your head in the toilet. Jake Harper: [Worried look on face] Plunging my head in the toilet? Charlie Harper: D-don't, don't, don't, don't freak the kid out, Alan. It's not so much plunging as... dipping. |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 1: - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Charlie Harper: [Showing his genital rash] What do you think? Dr. Prajneep: Well, it looks like an allergic reaction. Have you been applying anything to your genital region? Charlie Harper: Just the usual - waitresses and actresses. |
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