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Two and a Half Men

- Episode 05x01


Episode: 05x01
Title: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 501
First Aired: Sep. 24, 2007

Season 5 » Episode #01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

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Two and a Half Men - 05x01 Large Birds, Spiders and MomSummary: Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good.


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Guest Stars:

Dr. Prajneep played by Kris Iyer
Mike played by Brian Turk
Julie played by Monica Young

Episode Quotes

05x01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Season 5 / Episode 1: - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Alan Harper: Things will go great for you. You just have to remember a few things.
Jake Harper: Like what?
Alan Harper: Well, always keep your money in your shoe, but have some spare change in your pocket.
Jake Harper: How come?
Alan Harper: Decoy money. They won't stop hitting you 'til they get something.
Jake Harper: Who are they?
Alan Harper: The big kids, holding you by your ankles and plunging your head in the toilet.
Jake Harper: [Worried look on face] Plunging my head in the toilet?
Charlie Harper: D-don't, don't, don't, don't freak the kid out, Alan. It's not so much plunging as... dipping.
05x01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Season 5 / Episode 1: - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Alan Harper: You sure it's just a rash?
Charlie Harper: What else could it be?
Alan Harper: Well, since we're talking about your private area, it can be anything from ebola to mad cow disease.
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Episode Screenshots (From Season 5)

05x19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5, Episode 19
05x03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5, Episode 03
05x07 - The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
Season 5, Episode 07
05x05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5, Episode 05



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