4x03 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress - Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

Two and a Half Men

- Episode 04x03

Episode: 04x03
Title: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 403
First Aired: Oct. 02, 2006

Season 4 » Episode #03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

Two and a Half Men - 04x03 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

Summary: Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl -- with disastrous results. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Dottie	played by Nectar Rose
Sam	played by Brian Wade (II)
Gangster #1	voiced by Robert Clotworthy
Gangster #2	voiced by Jim Meskimen

Episode Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Jake Harper: [to Evelyn] Dad says you've got your butt in your lips. Alan Harper: Just eat your dinner. Jake Harper: Hang on. So if you burp now, it'll really be a fart, right?
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Alan Harper: [Evelyn comes in with her lips grotesquely swollen] What happened to your mouth? Evelyn Harper: I just had a little procedure. Alan Harper: [astonished] What kind of procedure? Charlie Harper: They sucked some fat out of her ass, and shot it into her lips. Alan Harper: What did they do... use the whole ass?