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3x20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
First Aired: Apr. 24, 2006 on CBS
Summary: Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's mother, Alan goes to Judith's to try to win her back. Meanwhile, Kandi has set Judith up on a date with Andy,… |
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Episode Quotes
Kandi: [to Alan] I think we've reached an implants in our relationship.
Judith Harper: [Offscreen] Impasse!
Judith Harper: [Offscreen] Impasse!
Alan Harper: [angrily, to God] I watch *one* donkey sex show, and you make me pay for it the *rest of my life*!
Berta: How do you know Kandi?
Mandi: She's my daughter.
Berta: Your daughter? Sweet whistling Geronimo, you people are like a box of hamsters just crawling all over each other.
Alan Harper: Yes, well, we all get how this looks, Berta.
Berta: Hey I'm not knocking it, I'm just wondering when some of that gravy's going to spill over on my tables.
Mandi: She's my daughter.
Berta: Your daughter? Sweet whistling Geronimo, you people are like a box of hamsters just crawling all over each other.
Alan Harper: Yes, well, we all get how this looks, Berta.
Berta: Hey I'm not knocking it, I'm just wondering when some of that gravy's going to spill over on my tables.
Trivia
- The title is based on the single woman's proverb: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."
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