3x20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
First Aired: Apr. 24, 2006 on CBS
Summary: Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's mother, Alan goes to Judith's to try to win her back. Meanwhile, Kandi has set Judith up on a date with Andy,…
Main Characters in this Episode
Judith Harper: [Offscreen] Impasse!
Mandi: She's my daughter.
Berta: Your daughter? Sweet whistling Geronimo, you people are like a box of hamsters just crawling all over each other.
Alan Harper: Yes, well, we all get how this looks, Berta.
Berta: Hey I'm not knocking it, I'm just wondering when some of that gravy's going to spill over on my tables.
- The title is based on the single woman's proverb: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."