3x02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover - Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

Two and a Half Men

- Episode 03x02

Episode: 03x02
Title: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: N/A
First Aired: Sep. 26, 2005

Season 3 » Episode #02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Two and a Half Men - 03x02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Summary: Jake gets suspended from school after he draws a picture of a girl in his class with huge breasts. Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter, while telling Charlie not to do anything but answer the phone. Charlie turns the place into a get rich quick scheme.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Mrs. Schmidt	played by Stephanie Erb
Coco	played by Candace Kita
Ms. Gallagher	played by Diane Sellers
Mr. Dunlop	played by Lincoln Kennedy
Tanya	played by Anna Pheil
Mr. Malinkovich	played by Mark Roberts (II)
Lenny	played by Bill Rutkowski
Bob	played by Wayne Thomas Yorke

Episode Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Mr. Malinkovich: Doc, how many more adjustments do you think I'm gonna need? Alan Harper: Well, Mr Malinkovich, uhm, let’s see. My son won't graduate college 'til 2015, so... a lot.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Alan Harper: [mad at Charlie for not answering his phone when Alan was calling with a problem] I just have to accept the fact that I - I can't count on anyone. Least of all an emotionally immature narcissist who thinks that the sun rises out of his navel and sets in his scrotum, and only cares about what lies between the two.