1x05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump - Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

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Episode: 01x05
Title: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 176804
First Aired: Oct. 20, 2003

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Two and a Half Men - 01x05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Summary: After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Kate	played by Liz Vassey
Gloria	played by Christine Dunford
Brooke	played by Tricia O'Kelley
Bill	played by Eric Allan Kramer
Ernie	played by Zachary Polmanteer
Justin T. Milner	played by Justin T. Milner

Episode Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Alan: Jake, for the last time, nobody got "creamed", no one won, no one lost. Jake: Yeah except for us, twelve to two. Charlie: Well it doesn't matter if you win or lose; it's whether or not you beat the spread.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Alan: [Charlie has arranged a "play-date" for Jake] You're hitting on the Mother, aren't you? Charlie: Can't slip one past you, can I? Alan: That's not what a play-date is for. Charlie: What? The kid plays, and I have a date. Everybody wins.