1x04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

Two and a Half Men

- Episode 01x04

Episode: 01x04
Title: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 176801
First Aired: Oct. 13, 2003

Season 1 » Episode #04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Two and a Half Men - 01x04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Summary: Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Steven Tyler	voiced by Steven Tyler
Justin T. Milner	played by Justin T. Milner

Episode Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 4: - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Rose: I'm so worried he's not going to like me.
Charlie: He's going to love you, Rose. Just go out, have a great time, and don't come on too strong.
Rose: Me, too strong? What do you mean?
Charlie: Okay, well, speaking from my own experience, there's nothing wrong with asking a guy for a blood test, but to actually try to take the blood *yourself* is a little strong.
Rose: I see.

Season 1 / Episode 4: - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie: You still have grease in your hair. Didn't you wash it?
Jake: You didn't say to wash my hair.
Charlie: Wash your hair!

Rose: You didn't tell him to rinse.
Charlie: Good, that's good. Thank you. Jake! *Rinse*!

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