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Two and a Half Men

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Status: Returning Series
# of Seasons: 7

Normal Episodes: 150
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0

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1x01	Sep. 22, 2003	Pilot
1x02	Sep. 29, 2003	Big Flappy Bastards
1x03	Oct. 06, 2003	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
1x04	Oct. 13, 2003	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
1x05	Oct. 20, 2003	The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
1x06	Oct. 27, 2003	Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
1x07	Nov. 03, 2003	If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
1x08	Nov. 10, 2003	Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
1x09	Nov. 17, 2003	Phase One, Complete
1x10	Nov. 24, 2003	Merry Thanksgiving
1x11	Dec. 15, 2003	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
1x12	Jan. 05, 2004	Camel Filters + Pheromones
1x13	Jan. 12, 2004	Sara Like Puny Alan
1x14	Feb. 02, 2004	I Can't Afford Hyenas
1x15	Feb. 09, 2004	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
1x16	Feb. 16, 2004	That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
1x17	Feb. 23, 2004	Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
1x18	Mar. 01, 2004	An Old Flame With a New Wick
1x19	Mar. 22, 2004	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
1x20	Apr. 19, 2004	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
1x21	May. 03, 2004	No Sniffing, No Wowing
1x22	May. 10, 2004	My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
1x23	May. 17, 2004	Just Like Buffalo
1x24	May. 24, 2004	Can You Feel My Finger?

2x01	Sep. 20, 2004	Back Off Mary Poppins
2x02	Sep. 27, 2004	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
2x03	Oct. 04, 2004	A Bag Full of Jawea
2x04	Oct. 11, 2004	Go Get Mommy's Bra
2x05	Oct. 18, 2004	Bad News from the Clinic
2x06	Oct. 25, 2004	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
2x07	Nov. 08, 2004	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
2x08	Nov. 15, 2004	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
2x09	Nov. 22, 2004	Yes, Monsignor
2x10	Nov. 29, 2004	The Salmon Under My Sweater
2x11	Dec. 13, 2004	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
2x12	Jan. 03, 2005	A Lungful of Alan
2x13	Jan. 17, 2005	Zejdz z Moich Wlos�w a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
2x14	Jan. 31, 2005	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
2x15	Feb. 07, 2005	Smell the Umbrella Stand
2x16	Feb. 14, 2005	Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
2x17	Feb. 21, 2005	Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
2x18	Mar. 07, 2005	It Was Mame, Mom
2x19	Mar. 21, 2005	A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
2x20	Apr. 18, 2005	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
2x21	May. 02, 2005	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
2x22	May. 09, 2005	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
2x23	May. 16, 2005	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
2x24	May. 23, 2005	Does This Smell Funny to You?

3x01	Sep. 19, 2005	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
3x02	Sep. 26, 2005	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
3x03	Oct. 03, 2005	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
3x04	Oct. 10, 2005	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
3x05	Oct. 17, 2005	We Called It Mr. Pinky
3x06	Oct. 24, 2005	Hi, Mr. Horned One
3x07	Nov. 07, 2005	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
3x08	Nov. 14, 2005	That Voodoo That I Do Do
3x09	Nov. 21, 2005	Madame and Her Special Friend
3x10	Nov. 28, 2005	Something Salted and Twisted
3x11	Dec. 19, 2005	Santa's Village of the Damned
3x12	Jan. 09, 2006	That Special Tug
3x13	Jan. 23, 2006	Humiliation is a Visual Medium
3x14	Feb. 06, 2006	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
3x15	Feb. 27, 2006	My Tongue is Meat
3x16	Mar. 06, 2006	Ergo, The Booty Call
3x17	Mar. 13, 2006	The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
3x18	Mar. 20, 2006	The Spit-Covered Cobbler
3x19	Apr. 10, 2006	Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
3x20	Apr. 24, 2006	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
3x21	May. 01, 2006	And the Plot Moistens
3x22	May. 08, 2006	Just Once With Aunt Sophie
3x23	May. 15, 2006	Arguments for the Quickie
3x24	May. 22, 2006	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

4x01	Sep. 18, 2006	Working for Caligula
4x02	Sep. 25, 2006	Who's Vod Kanockers
4x03	Oct. 02, 2006	The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
4x04	Oct. 09, 2006	A Pot Smoking Monkey
4x05	Oct. 16, 2006	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
4x06	Oct. 23, 2006	Apologies for the Frivolity
4x07	Nov. 06, 2006	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
4x08	Nov. 13, 2006	Release the Dogs
4x09	Nov. 20, 2006	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
4x10	Nov. 27, 2006	Kissing Abraham Lincoln
4x11	Dec. 11, 2006	Walnuts and Demerol
4x12	Jan. 08, 2007	Castrating Sheep in Montana
4x13	Jan. 22, 2007	Don't Worry, Speed Racer
4x14	Feb. 05, 2007	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
4x15	Feb. 12, 2007	My Damn Stalker
4x16	Feb. 19, 2007	Young People Have Phlegm Too
4x17	Feb. 26, 2007	I Merely Slept with a Commie
4x18	Mar. 19, 2007	It Never Rains in Hooterville
4x19	Apr. 09, 2007	Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)
4x20	Apr. 16, 2007	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)
4x21	Apr. 23, 2007	Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
4x22	Apr. 30, 2007	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
4x23	May. 07, 2007	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
4x24	May. 14, 2007	Prostitutes and Gelato

5x01	Sep. 24, 2007	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
5x02	Oct. 01, 2007	Media Room Slash Dungeon
5x03	Oct. 08, 2007	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
5x04	Oct. 15, 2007	City of Great Racks
5x05	Oct. 22, 2007	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
5x06	Oct. 29, 2007	Help Daddy Find His Toenail
5x07	Nov. 05, 2007	The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
5x08	Nov. 12, 2007	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
5x09	Nov. 19, 2007	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
5x10	Nov. 26, 2007	Kinda Like Necrophilia
5x11	Mar. 17, 2008	Meander To Your Dander
5x12	Mar. 24, 2008	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
5x13	Mar. 31, 2008	The Soil is Moist
5x14	Apr. 14, 2008	Winky-Dink Time
5x15	Apr. 21, 2008	Rough Night in Hump Junction
5x16	Apr. 28, 2008	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
5x17	May. 05, 2008	Fish in a Drawer
5x18	May. 12, 2008	If My Hole Could Talk
5x19	May. 19, 2008	Waiting for the Right Snapper

6x01	Sep. 22, 2008	Taterhead Is Our Love Child
6x02	Sep. 29, 2008	Pie Hole, Herb
6x03	Oct. 06, 2008	Damn You, Eggs Benedict
6x04	Oct. 13, 2008	The Flavin' and the Mavin'
6x05	Oct. 20, 2008	A Jock Strap In Hell
6x06	Nov. 03, 2008	It's Always Nazi Week
6x07	Nov. 10, 2008	Best H.O. Money Can Buy
6x08	Nov. 17, 2008	Pinocchio's Mouth
6x09	Nov. 24, 2008	The Mooch At The Boo
6x10	Dec. 08, 2008	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
6x11	Dec. 15, 2008	The Devil's Lube
6x12	Jan. 12, 2009	Thank God for Scoliosis
6x13	Jan. 19, 2009	I Think You Offended Don
6x14	Feb. 02, 2009	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
6x15	Feb. 09, 2009	I'd Like to Start With the Cat
6x16	Mar. 02, 2009	She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
6x17	Mar. 09, 2009	The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
6x18	Mar. 16, 2009	My Son's Enormous Head
6x19	Mar. 30, 2009	The Two Finger Rule
6x20	Apr. 13, 2009	Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
6x21	Apr. 27, 2009	Above Exalted Cyclops
6x22	May. 04, 2009	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
6x23	May. 11, 2009	Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
6x24	May. 18, 2009	Baseball with Better Steroids

7x01	Sep. 21, 2009	818-jklpuzo
7x02	Sep. 28, 2009	Whipped Unto the Third Generation
7x03	Oct. 05, 2009	Mmm, fish. Yum.
7x04	Oct. 12, 2009	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
7x05	Oct. 19, 2009	For the Sake of the Child
7x06	Nov. 02, 2009	Give Me Your Thumb
7x07	Nov. 09, 2009	Untainted by Filth
7x08	Nov. 16, 2009	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
7x09	Nov. 23, 2009	Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
7x10	Dec. 07, 2009	That's Why They Call It Ball Room
7x11	Dec. 14, 2009	Warning, It's Dirty