Jake Harper

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Angus T. Jones

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Season 2, Episode 20	Season 2, Episode 05
Season 4, Episode 16	Season 3, Episode 06

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Jake Harper Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 12: - Camel Filters + Pheromones

Prudence: Hi Alan. What kind of car do you drive?
Alan Harper: Uh - uh, a Volvo station wagon.
Prudence: [to Charlie] What do you got?
Charlie Harper: [hurriedly] I got nothing. Not a damn thing!
Jake Harper: [Jake enters] Hey Prudence, I set up my X-box. You ready to play?
Prudence: Sure!
Berta: [from off screen] Get to work Prudence!
Prudence: Maybe later, handsome.

Prudence: Stupid old woman.
Jake Harper: Isn't she wonderful?
Alan Harper: [simultaneously with Charlie] Dear God!
Charlie Harper: [simultaneously with Alan] Oh Hell!

06x16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Season 6 / Episode 16: - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Charlie Harper: What's your problem?
Jake Harper: My problem is you're a sleazeball.
Charlie Harper: Oh? Is that so?
Alan Harper: Oh, please. You're in a committed relationship with a wonderful woman and the minute her back is turned, you're out gallivanting.
Jake Harper: Gallivanting?
Alan Harper: Screwing around.
Jake Harper: Why don't you just say screwing around?
Charlie Harper: Hey, as we speak, Chelsea is out there doing the same thing.
Alan Harper: Oh, really? She's pouring liquor down the throat of an inebriated party girl?
Jake Harper: Inebriated?
Alan Harper: Drunk.
Jake Harper: Jeez, who are you showing off for?

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