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 | Season 2 / Episode 15: - Slaves and Masters Jerry Horne: Now, Audrey, you know I was upset too, but there's some projects, both domestic and international, that *I*'d like a chance to develop. I mean, one man's crisis is another man's opportunity. [kisses her forehead] Audrey Horne: Let me tell you something, Uncle Jerry. We leave him the way he is, and I become executor of the estate. Jerry Horne: Oh, Audrey, it's a little more complicated than that, sweetheart. Audrey Horne: No it isn't. I examined his will, Jerry. If my father becomes incapacitated, it all goes to me when I'm old enough. And I *am* old enough, Jer, and he *is* incapacitated. I have my way either way. Where the only project you'll be developing is selling baseboard heaters at the local Cash 'n' Carry. Jerry Horne: [sees the light] What's happened to the man is a tragedy. Audrey Horne: It is a tragedy, Jer. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - Dispute Between Brothers Bobby Briggs: Is there anything I can do for you? Audrey Horne: How about taking me out for some ice cream? Bobby Briggs: Cup or cone? Audrey Horne: Cone. I like to lick. |
| Season 2 / Episode 10: - Dispute Between Brothers Audrey Horne: [to Agent Cooper] You know, there's only one problem with you: you're perfect. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Demons Audrey Horne: I'm sinking! I'm sinking! |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Demons Audrey Horne: [to Cooper] I prayed... I prayed that you would come. And you did. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Coma Emory Battis: You don't know what you're dealing with, Miss Horne. You don't know how deep you're in. Audrey Horne: Oh, yes I do. I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want. |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - Coma Audrey Horne: Talk, Emory! I want to know everything. About you, Laura, Ronnette, One-Eyed Jacks. Emory Battis: All right! I work for the owner of One-Eyed Jacks. Audrey Horne: Who is? Emory Battis: That's all you need to know. I work for the owner of One-Eyed Jacks. Audrey Horne: [strangles Emory with an electric cord] Who is? Emory Battis: [gagging] Your father! Ben Horne! He owns this place. He owns everything in Twin Peaks, including me. I run girls through the perfume counter at Horne's Department Store. That's how I recruited Laura Palmer and Ronnette Pulaski. Audrey Horne: Did Laura and Ronnette both work here? Emory Battis: Yes... on weekends they would come up here to service the clientele. Ronnette worked here until that night. As for Laura... one weekend a few months ago, she was caught using drugs. So, Blackie and I threw her out and we never saw her again. That's the truth, I swear. Audrey Horne: Did my father know that Laura worked here? Emory Battis: Yes. Mr. Horne makes it his personal business to entertain all the girls on their very first night. |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - Coma Audrey Horne: Wait. One more question. Did Laura know that my father owned it? Emory Battis: Owned what? Audrey Horne: One-Eyed Jacks! Did she know that he was the owner the whole time she worked here? Emory Battis: I don't know. I never asked, and she never asked. Emory Battis: [gagging] AHHH! Yes... I guess... probably she did. Laura was a wild girl. She always got what she wanted... just like you Miss Horne. Just like you. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 1: - May the Giant Be with You Blackie: The owner was a little disappointed in your performance last night. Audrey Horne: Well, the owner isn't exactly my type. Blackie: And what is your type exactly? Audrey Horne: Not you. No offense. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 7: - Realization Time Special Agent Dale Cooper: Audrey, you're a high school girl. I'm an agent of the FBI. Audrey Horne: So, do you want me to leave or what? Special Agent Dale Cooper: What I want and what I need are two different things, Audrey. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 6: - Cooper's Dreams Audrey Horne: I can't believe you were ever my age. Dale Cooper: I've got the pictures to prove it. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer Audrey Horne: I love this music. Isn't it too dreamy? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Traces to Nowhere Benjamin Horne: If you ever pull another stunt like that, you are going to be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent. Audrey Horne: [mocking] Oh, Daddy, I'm so afraid. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Traces to Nowhere Audrey Horne: Do you like my ring? FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Very nice. Audrey Horne: You know, sometimes I get so flushed, it's interesting. Do your palms ever itch? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Sven Jorgenson: Excuse me, is there something wrong, young pretty girl? Audrey Horne: They found my friend Laura... lying facedown on a rocky beach... completely naked. She'd been murdered. |
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