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05x12 - Save Yourself Season 5 / Episode 12: - Save Yourself

Eric Northman: Sookie? RUN!
05x09 - Everybody Wants To Rule The World Season 5 / Episode 9: - Everybody Wants To Rule The World

Andy Bellefleur: We assaulted a prisoner today! Now, Joe Bob's a son of a bitch, but it is my job to protect son of a bitches, too, and vampers and shifters and werechickens and whatever the fuck else is out there!
Jason Stackhouse: World's going to hell in a hand bucket.
05x01 - Turn! Turn! Turn! Season 5 / Episode 1: - Turn! Turn! Turn!

Eric Northman: We fight like siblings, but we fuck like champions
05x01 - Turn! Turn! Turn! Season 5 / Episode 1: - Turn! Turn! Turn!

Man: In the name of the one true Vampire Authority, in whose wisdom and justice all is made manifest by God, do not fucking move!
05x01 - Turn! Turn! Turn! Season 5 / Episode 1: - Turn! Turn! Turn!

Pam De Beaufort: [incredulous to Sookie and Lafayette] I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. That's not demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.
05x01 - Turn! Turn! Turn! Season 5 / Episode 1: - Turn! Turn! Turn!

Pam De Beaufort: [seeing all the blood in Sookie's kitchen] Color me impressed. You guys know how to party.
04x12 - And When I Die Season 4 / Episode 12: - And When I Die

Alcide Herveaux: What if our hearts can't be trusted and it's our brains we should be listening to?
04x12 - And When I Die Season 4 / Episode 12: - And When I Die

Bill Compton: I liked you better when you were brain damaged.
04x12 - And When I Die Season 4 / Episode 12: - And When I Die

Sookie Stackhouse: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide Herveaux: Try harder.
04x11 - Soul of Fire Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire

Bill Compton, Eric Northman, Pam De Beaufort: Fuckin' Sookie!
04x11 - Soul of Fire Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire

Jason Stackhouse: [to Jessica] Even without your blood in me, you are all I think about.
04x11 - Soul of Fire Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire

Marnie Stonebrook: [to a rotting Pam] Don't laugh too much. Wouldn't want your lips to fall off.
04x11 - Soul of Fire Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire

Alcide Herveaux: It ain't a wolf/shifter thing. It's right and wrong.
04x11 - Soul of Fire Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire

Pam De Beaufort: [to Eric] Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?
04x05 - Me and The Devil Season 4 / Episode 5: - Me and The Devil

Bill Compton: Vampires have often found it advantageous to maintain a hidden presence in humanity's most powerful institutions and in the 1600's, that was the Catholic Church and today, as you all know, it's Google and Fox News.
04x03 - If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'? Season 4 / Episode 3: - If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?

Sookie Stackhouse: You just killed my Faerie-Godmother!
Eric Northman: Sorry.
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Eric Northman: [to the coven] Before you think of agreeing and meeting behind my back, know this: the is NO behind my back!
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Tara Thornton: [seeing Eric with the coven] I hate this place.
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Marnie Stonebrook: [to her coven] Join hands!
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Eric Northman: [to Sooking] Why do you smell so good?
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Eric Northman: Your blood tastes like freedom, Sookie. Like sunshine in a pretty blond bottle. You may not know it yet, but that's what vampires smell when they smell you.
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill] If there's one thing I learned from us being to together, it's that every time I found out something new about you, I ended up wishing I didn't know it.
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Nan Flanagan: [in 1982, after Bill let the bartender live] You don't kill them?
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Nan Flanagan: [trying to recruit Bill] Are you in or out?
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Sookie Stackhouse: [seeing the bottle of blood in the frig] Psychopathic frat boy!
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Bill Compton: [about the witches] If they can control the dead, they can control us.
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Nan Flanagan: Go clean yourself up. You're covered in queen.
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Pam De Beaufort: [to Sookie] With what you are, faerie princess, you need to be somebody's or you won't BE at all. Eric is handsome, he's rich, and in his own way, he cares about you. He really does.
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Pam De Beaufort: [to Sookie's decline about Eric] Shame for you then. He pulls good strings.
04x02 - You Smell Like Dinner Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner

Sookie Stackhouse: What do you want from me?