![]() | Season 5 / Episode 12: - Save Yourself Eric Northman: Sookie? RUN! |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 9: - Everybody Wants To Rule The World Andy Bellefleur: We assaulted a prisoner today! Now, Joe Bob's a son of a bitch, but it is my job to protect son of a bitches, too, and vampers and shifters and werechickens and whatever the fuck else is out there! Jason Stackhouse: World's going to hell in a hand bucket. |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 1: - Turn! Turn! Turn! Eric Northman: We fight like siblings, but we fuck like champions |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 1: - Turn! Turn! Turn! Man: In the name of the one true Vampire Authority, in whose wisdom and justice all is made manifest by God, do not fucking move! |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 1: - Turn! Turn! Turn! Pam De Beaufort: [incredulous to Sookie and Lafayette] I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. That's not demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is. |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 1: - Turn! Turn! Turn! Pam De Beaufort: [seeing all the blood in Sookie's kitchen] Color me impressed. You guys know how to party. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 12: - And When I Die Alcide Herveaux: What if our hearts can't be trusted and it's our brains we should be listening to? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 12: - And When I Die Bill Compton: I liked you better when you were brain damaged. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 12: - And When I Die Sookie Stackhouse: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried. Alcide Herveaux: Try harder. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire Bill Compton, Eric Northman, Pam De Beaufort: Fuckin' Sookie! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire Jason Stackhouse: [to Jessica] Even without your blood in me, you are all I think about. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire Marnie Stonebrook: [to a rotting Pam] Don't laugh too much. Wouldn't want your lips to fall off. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire Alcide Herveaux: It ain't a wolf/shifter thing. It's right and wrong. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 11: - Soul of Fire Pam De Beaufort: [to Eric] Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 5: - Me and The Devil Bill Compton: Vampires have often found it advantageous to maintain a hidden presence in humanity's most powerful institutions and in the 1600's, that was the Catholic Church and today, as you all know, it's Google and Fox News. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 3: - If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'? Sookie Stackhouse: You just killed my Faerie-Godmother! Eric Northman: Sorry. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Eric Northman: [to the coven] Before you think of agreeing and meeting behind my back, know this: the is NO behind my back! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Tara Thornton: [seeing Eric with the coven] I hate this place. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Marnie Stonebrook: [to her coven] Join hands! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Eric Northman: [to Sooking] Why do you smell so good? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Eric Northman: Your blood tastes like freedom, Sookie. Like sunshine in a pretty blond bottle. You may not know it yet, but that's what vampires smell when they smell you. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill] If there's one thing I learned from us being to together, it's that every time I found out something new about you, I ended up wishing I didn't know it. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Nan Flanagan: [in 1982, after Bill let the bartender live] You don't kill them? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Nan Flanagan: [trying to recruit Bill] Are you in or out? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Sookie Stackhouse: [seeing the bottle of blood in the frig] Psychopathic frat boy! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Bill Compton: [about the witches] If they can control the dead, they can control us. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Nan Flanagan: Go clean yourself up. You're covered in queen. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Pam De Beaufort: [to Sookie] With what you are, faerie princess, you need to be somebody's or you won't BE at all. Eric is handsome, he's rich, and in his own way, he cares about you. He really does. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Pam De Beaufort: [to Sookie's decline about Eric] Shame for you then. He pulls good strings. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - You Smell Like Dinner Sookie Stackhouse: What do you want from me? |









