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	Season 7 / Episode 10: - A Shitriver Runs Through It Conky: Woohoo! Today's getaway has been brought to you by, the letter F... for fucked in the head, which you are, Ricky!
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - A Shitriver Runs Through It Mr. Lahey: You guys are under arrest for grand theft swayze train! Ricky: You’re under fuck off for grand fuckin' offin'!
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - A Shitriver Runs Through It Conky: I think your plan was fucked right off the bat Julien. Why wouldn't you put the alien trevors on a mule and send them over the border like a regular drug dealer ya fuckin idiot! Ricky: Shut up conky, the train prolly just burnt up in the forest fire Jacob Collins: Ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! Ricky: Jacob! Boys the cigarettes! Conky: Fuck!
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - A Shitriver Runs Through It Conky: Today's getaway is brought to you by the letter F, for "fucked in the head", which you are, Ricky!
	Season 7 / Episode 7: - Jump the Cheeseburger Sam Losco: What's the matter? You can't hear me Sussudio?
	Season 7 / Episode 7: - Jump the Cheeseburger Sam Losco: Drive Easy Lover!
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Friends of the Road Bubbles: Holy fuck Ray, look! Hot hamburger sandwiches! Ray: More like hot pull the fuck over!
	Season 7 / Episode 3: - Three Good Men are Dead Jacob Collins: Baaaaaaammmmm! Phil Collins: Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaammmmmmm! Mr. Lahey: What the fuck are ya doin', Phil?
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Where the Fuck is Oscar Goldman? Trevor: Hey guys I found a mushroom that looks like a cock. Ricky: Trevor will you please stop thinking about cocks for two seconds.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Where the Fuck is Oscar Goldman? Trevor: Hey Mr. Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and he wants you to come out and have a drink with him.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - The Way of the Road Bubbles: [about piss jugs] Well, Ray used to be on the road as a trucker, and that's what truckers do! They're drivin' along, and they've got deadlines to meet... they don't wanna pull in and... park the truck, walk in, take a pee in the toilet, then go back out and get on the road... they just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the fuckin' thing out on the highway! I mean, I don't agree with it. I see where they're comin' from, trying to make their deadlines, but... Ray's been firing them all over the park like he's still drivin' a truck!
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - The Way of the Road Bubbles: Cops, cops. There's Randy with no pants on!
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Winds of Shit Julian: [to Ray in jail] All you gotta do is keep a low profile, you're gonna be fine. Ray: Oh 'low profile'? What are you, reading books again Julian? Julian: What's wrong with reading books? Ray: Nothing's wrong with reading books, but there's only one books that counts Julian, and that's the Bible. It says to help your friends. Julian: Oh yeah? Does it say anything about you rippin' off insurance companies, pretendin' to be in a wheelchair then gettin' caught drunk, dancin' with ho's makin' porn flicks? Huh? Anythin in your book about that, Ray? Ray: [pause] It's open to interpretation, Julian, it's the Bible.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Winds of Shit Julian: Ray, does the Bible also say something about committing Insurance Fraud by sitting in a wheelchair and then going to jail because you got caught dancing with two hookers totally drunk while doing a porn movie, does the Bible say anything about that?
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Winds of Shit Bubbles: [to Ricky and Julian] On second thought, maybe I will go with you guys. I don't wanna stay here with that drunk bastard. Mr. Lahey: What'd you call me, Bubbles? Bubbles: Nothin'. Mr. Lahey: Do you know what a Shit Barometer is, boy? Bubbles: What? Mr. Lahey: Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warm you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin'. [leaves Bubbles panicking]
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Don't Cross the Shit Line J-Roc: [while being carried away by the police for recording porn in his trailer] Gotta get my smoke machine, ya know what I'm sayin'?
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Jim Lahey Is A Fuckin' Drunk And He Always Will Be Bubbles: You guys wanna stay and watch? You wanna see a rocket go, Randy? Randy: Does it really launch, Bubbles? Bubbles: Does it really launch? Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - The Fuckin' Way She Goes Ray: That's the way she goes, boys. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't cause that's the fucking way she goes.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Shit Puppets Sarah: It's fine with me if Julian wants to take Trevor and Corey out for an afternoon or whatever, as long as he treats them properly. Whenever they go out with Ricky and Julian, what happens? They come home crying, dehydrated, mysterious wounds, they won't tell me what happened because they're scared to death of those guys.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Propane, Propane (1) Bubbles: You're not really marrying Lahey's ex-wife are ya? Ricky: I don't know, I think so or I don't know! Fu... I don't know! Julian: Ricky, what do you mean you think so? Ricky: Look Julian, I was baked out of my fucking mind, it seemed like a good idea at the time alright? It's not everyday somebody fucking asks you to get married, is it? It's pretty fucking cool Julian. Julian: Listen to me Rick, we're about to sell a huge amount of dope here and get rich, ok? What if you marry her and it doesn't work out? Huh? Ricky: Marry somebody else? Bubbles: No I'll tell you what's gonna happen, she can take half your shit man. She can take half your car, half the trailer park, half your video game, she can even take half your cigarettes Ricky. That's not gonna happen man because most of that shit's ours. Bubbles: Not just that Ricky, but you're supposed to get married to somebody that you think is special, not just somebody that fuckin' fires a lunch together for you and you go and get your freak on with. Do you even love her? Ricky: Probably. Julian: Ricky, Lahey will hunt you down. Ok? Go talk to Barb, tell her you were too stoned at the time and you need to think about it.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - If You Love Something, Set It Free Ricky: I'm a hell of a lot better father than you'll ever fuckin' be. Lucy: You have no idea how stupid you are, do you? Ricky: Actually, yes I do.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Conky Ricky: [Bubbles is inside the vet's office, attacking Randy, while Ricky watches from outside. He has accidentally glued a rag to his nose with contect cement] Ricky: What the fuck?... Julian, it must be the fumes. I'm hallucinating, man. It looks like Bubbles has wings on his back and he's strangling Mike Bullard.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Conky Julian: In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky. Ricky: What a little asshole. Julian: He took the doll with him everywhere. It was kind of like his confidante. Ricky: His what? Julian: Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away, because it fucked Bubbles' mind up big time. Ricky: Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was trying to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Conky Nurse: And what is your problem, sir? Ricky: Well, now I can't smoke. That's my first problem. I have a busted nose, which I now have a rag glued to. And a fuckin' truck glued to my hand! How's that for a start? Conky: And he's fucked in the head. He needs a brain transplant.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - The Green Bastard Bubbles: You all right, Corey? I don't give a fuck, actually.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - The Green Bastard Bubbles: Green Bastard, from parts unknown.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - A Man's Gotta Eat Officer Erica Miller: Bubbles, stop staring at my tits.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Closer to the Heart Bubbles: Lahey, can you please get the Flying Fuck out of our way? We gotta go get Rush tickets!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Closer to the Heart Ricky: Rush's don't do stuff like that. They got these lyrics about... how trees are talking to each other, and how different sides of your brain works, and outer space bullshit.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Who's the Microphone Assassin? J-Roc: It's hard to admit it but, Mom, I'm white.

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