5x07 The Winds of Shit

Julian: Ray, does the Bible also say something about committing Insurance Fraud by sitting in a wheelchair and then going to jail because you got caught dancing with two hookers totally drunk while doing a porn movie, does the Bible say anything about that?

Julian: [to Ray in jail] All you gotta do is keep a low profile, you're gonna be fine.
Ray: Oh 'low profile'? What are you, reading books again Julian?
Julian: What's wrong with reading books?
Ray: Nothing's wrong with reading books, but there's only one books that counts Julian, and that's the Bible. It says to help your friends.
Julian: Oh yeah? Does it say anything about you rippin' off insurance companies, pretendin' to be in a wheelchair then gettin' caught drunk, dancin' with ho's makin' porn flicks? Huh? Anythin in your book about that, Ray?
Ray: [pause] It's open to interpretation, Julian, it's the Bible.

Bubbles: [to Ricky and Julian] On second thought, maybe I will go with you guys. I don't wanna stay here with that drunk bastard.
Mr. Lahey: What'd you call me, Bubbles?
Bubbles: Nothin'.
Mr. Lahey: Do you know what a Shit Barometer is, boy?
Bubbles: What?
Mr. Lahey: Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warm you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin'. [leaves Bubbles panicking]