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	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Professor Zimbach: [admiring a contemporary painting] This man has artistic temperament, like Van Gogh. You know, the painter who cut off his ear and sent it to his girlfriend. Top Cat: Oh, yeah, to ask her why he hadn't heard from her.
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Officer Dibble: [holding a hat full of coins] Gambling again, huh? Top Cat: Oh, that's just a collection. One of the girls in the office is getting married. Officer Dibble: That doesn't make any sense! Top Cat: I know it and you know it, but try and tell her!
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Professor Zimbach: [in a gallery] Ah, what lines! What curves! What form! Beautiful! Top Cat: [entering post-haste] Lines? Curves? Form? Where are the ladies?
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Professor Zimbach: [about a modern art painting] It has a message! It speaks! Can't you hear what it says? Top Cat: Sure, it says "Don't drink when you're painting!"
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Officer Dibble: Oh, my head... Hey, what's coming off? My uniform!
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Top Cat: What's on your mind, Brain? Brain, Spook: Uh... oh, never mind.
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Top Cat: That guy in the underwear! Grab him! He's Al the Actor!
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Officer Dibble: Look, I'm me! He ain't me, I am! See? Top Cat: Get him!
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Top Cat: Cheer up, pal, at least you came out with a better-looking face! Officer Dibble: Now look here, wise guy...
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Top Cat: Ah, yes, the famous Bottom borthers: There was Foundat Bottom, Rock Bottom, and of course, Fitat Bottom!
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Dibble's Double Officer Dibble: Oh, and send an ambulance, Sarge. An art lover just fainted.
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Benny the Ball: Nice one, Spook! Brain, Spook: [aching all over] Yeah, but he like cha-cha-chaed all over my sacroiliac!
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Top Cat: [seeing a groaning Benny] Oh, no, you blew it... Choo Choo: Sorry, T.C. He got run over by a piano. Top Cat: Run over by a piano? How do ya get run over by a piano?
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Choo Choo: We kept our eye on him all the time, T.C... [Dibble gives a sickening sneeze] Top Cat: You call that watching? You let a GERM get through!
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Officer Dibble: [implementing positive thinking] I feel great, I feel great, I feel... [slumps down with illness]
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Brain, Spook: What are we going to do, T.C.? Top Cat: I don't know, but we'll think of something. Come on, let's go... [Dibble drives up in his car] Officer Dibble: Hey, fellas... get in. Come on, come on, we're wasting time! Top Cat: Gosh, Dib, I don't know what to say. You got me. Officer Dibble: Skip it, T.C.! I figured you guys needed a vacation too. [the gang get into Dibble's car]
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Officer Dibble: Knowing you guys is like being married. You can't live with them and you can't live without them!
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Fancy-Fancy: Maybe he went out for a walk, T.C... Top Cat: No, we can't let him slip off now! We got too much at stake! We gotta find him, fast!
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Top Cat: Dib, what's going on? Officer Dibble: There's a robbery at the Bank! Top Cat: A robbery at the Bank? Oh no! He could get shot! Dibble, hold it! You've only got ten minutes to break Muldoon's record!
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Benny the Ball: Get lots of sun for that cold!
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Dibble Breaks The Record Fancy-Fancy: Take care of that cold, Dibble! Officer Dibble: Are you kidding? What cold? [Dibble sneezes]
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Brain, Spook: [coughing] It's too fresh, T.C.! Like give me some of that stale stuff anytime! Top Cat: Spook, I deplore your attitude. You have no respect for the great outdoors, for the birds and the bees... Brain, Spook: Speaking of the birds and the bees, where're the girls, T.C.? Fancy-Fancy: Yeah, you told us the park was loaded with chicks! So far, all we've seen are two pigeons!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Top Cat: You're not actually jumping in the lake, are ya? Choo Choo: That I am. But before I depart for another world, could you give this letter to... Lola Glamour? Top Cat: Lola Glamour, the Hollywood siren? Fancy-Fancy: So that's it! Chooch has another crush going! last time it was Marilyn Maroon! Top Cat: Yeah, but he had to give her up - she never acknowledged the rubber plant he sent her!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Benny the Ball: A date with Lola Glamour? You'd have a better chance running for President!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Top Cat: Right, the first thing is to get rid of this Do-It-Yourself drowning kit... [Top Cat tosses the boulder into the lake, but as Choo Choo is still tied to it, he falls in as well] Choo Choo: HELP! HELP! I CAN'T SWIM! HEELLLP!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Top Cat: The "Lola Glamour" club is now disbanded! Those wishing to join the "Gina lollapalooza" club say Aye!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Top Cat: Must be the altitude. For a moment I thought I saw Officer Dibble... Officer Dibble: [looking out a window] Top Cat? Top Cat: Dibble? I knew I couldn't have imagined that face! Come on, fellas, amskray!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Benny the Ball: I don't think she likes us, T.C... Top Cat: That was the understatement of the year, Benny. But who cares? It's Chooch I'm worried about! Fancy-Fancy: Yeah, he probably heard everything! Brain, Spook: He's nowhere around, T.C.! Brain, Spook: Yeah, like he may have gone to... [makes a "gun to the head" hand gesture] Top Cat: Spook! Wash out your mouth with soap!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Top Cat: [on a guitar] This is a little ditty / About a count who owns half of the City / He's got diamonds and rubies and pearls /... and for a hobby he telephones girls. / Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Chooch!
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga Top Cat: All that work for nothing! Oh, boy... Brain, Spook: Where are you going, T.C.? Top Cat: [holding Choo Choo's boulder] I'm gonna pick up where Chooch left off! Goodbye, cruel world! [Officer Dibble rushes up] Officer Dibble: [grabbing the boulder] Hold it, Top Cat! You ain't getting away from me that easy! Top Cat: Oh, come on, Dib, can't I even drown in peace? Top Cat: Forget it, T.C.! You're going up the river! Now throw that rock away NOW! Top Cat: Throw away the rock. Okay, you're the law! [Top Cat chucks the boulder over the bridge, and Dibble goes with it... ] Top Cat: [looking down] Oh, I'm so sorry about your uniform, sir! I hope it doesn't shrink! Officer Dibble: [soaking wet] I'll get you for this, T.C.! I'll see that you get thirty days!

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