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 | Season 5 / Episode 16: - Blood Sport (1) Sergeant T.J. Hooker: The feds couldn't hit water if the fell out of a boat! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 2: - Carnal Express Lt. Drummer: I don't know whether you find trouble or it finds you, Hooker. Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Well, as it says in the manual, Lieutenant, we're always on duty. Lt. Drummer: Yeah. They said you had a make on the body. Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Earl Hannaman. I busted him a few years ago. He works with a carbon copy loser, name of Carl Malek. He and Malek have been a team since they went to reform school. I'd bet my pension it was Malek who got away! |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Carnal Express Claudia Cole: [a bikini clad girl enters Hooker's hotel room] Here's your game of Scrabble, Hooker. I waited up for you last night so we could play. But when you didn't come home, I played solitaire. Officer Vince Romano: [flabbergasted] You played solitaire Scrabble? Claudia Cole: Yeah, that way, I don't lose pints for spelling. |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Carnal Express Officer Stacy Sheridan: [testing out her hidden mike] And about the plants, make sure they all get enough water. And don't forget to talk to them at least once a day. They like that. Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [answers through walkie talkie] I always get tongue tied when I talk to a philodendron. |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Carnal Express Officer Vince Romano: [Hooker is keeping a plane from taking off by driving in front of it in his black-and-white] We could end up a hood ornament on that thing. |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Carnal Express Virgil Dobbs: I'm hurt. Sgt. T.J. Hooker: You better hope we get five young women back, or you're just beginning to hurt. |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Carnal Express Officer Jim Corrigan: Hooker, look what you did. You were supposed to talk to Stacy's plants! Sgt. T.J. Hooker: I did, honest. Philodendrons don't like cop stories. |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Carnal Express Carl Malek: Are you calling me a killer? Sgt. T.J. Hooker: I'm calling you a white slaver! You shipped Bonnie out of the country. Carl Malek: Why, you've been smokin' swamp weed, Hooker. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Return Officer Vince Romano: And you're living here, in a motel? Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Just temporary. Till I find time to get an apartment. Officer Vince Romano: You gotta get out of here, Hooker. It's the bad guys who belong in the cells, not the cops. |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Return Sgt. T.J. Hooker: You sure you don't want a quick cup of coffee? Officer Vince Romano: Thanks, I already cleaned my gun. |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Return Capt. Dennis Sheridan: You were a divisional narc the first time you went up against him, Hooker. Now you're in uniform in black-and-white with the front end bashed in. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 22: - Lady in Blue Officer Vince Romano: Hooker, I know how how you feel. Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Do ya? I don't think so, Junior. I don't think you know what's in my gut. That scum who pulled the trigger is gonna wish he never saw a cop. I'm gonna find him... and I'm gonna bury him! |
| Season 2 / Episode 22: - Lady in Blue Joe Tate: Cash register's right in front. We take it, then we grab as many pieces as we could carry. Jerry Slaughter: Look, I don't know, I don't feel good about this one. Joe Tate: Listen, I got news for you, cousin. You ain't never gonna play with Count Basie and that sister of yours, she ain't never gonna have that operation, you lose your nerve now. |
| Season 2 / Episode 22: - Lady in Blue Joe Tate: I ain't never seen nobody eat guns like you, Jason. What are you going to do, start your own war? Jason: Your job is to deliver the goods, smart-mouth. Where they go and what I do with them is my business. |
| Season 2 / Episode 22: - Lady in Blue Danny Hall: Tell her for me: I don't care about playing ball, I just want her to come home and be my mom. |
| Season 2 / Episode 22: - Lady in Blue Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Where are your guts, Karen? [raises voice] I know your leg is gone, but did they cut out your guts, too? |
| Season 2 / Episode 22: - Lady in Blue Sgt. T.J. Hooker: You got a permit for this cannon, punk? Dino Morales: [shouting] It's not mine, I found it! Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Where'd you find it? And skip the cha-cha 'cause I'm not in the mood for fairytales. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 21: - Payday Pirates Officer Stacy Sheridan: Ohh-kay, so I'm not an expert stock car driver like you were. But I'm also not the only cop who's wrecked a police car. Everybody makes mistakes. Officer Jim Corrigan: Yeah, but when a cop make mistakes, lives are on the line. |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Payday Pirates Jake Hendricks: [pulls gun from his waistband] I'm taking that car whether you like it or not, 'chum.' Just so we understand each other, you get in my way and try and stop me, and I'll kill you so fast you'll be cold before you hit the ground. |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Payday Pirates Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Now you listen to me good. Those three slugs that destroyed your radiator and cut your engine in half were .357 Magnums. What they did to this pile of junk they can do to you. |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Payday Pirates Capt. Dennis Sheridan: Just take it easy, Hooker. But I want you to understand one thing: one toe over the line, I'm going to have to pull you. |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Payday Pirates Officer Vince Romano: Hooker, I'll stay on top of it here. You go cheer up Fran. Sgt. T.J. Hooker: When we get that ring back, and the scum who took it, that'll be cheer-up time. |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Payday Pirates Sgt. T.J. Hooker: We're gonna get the man who did this. Mrs. Wilson: And when you do, will he pay the mortgage and feed my children? Sgt. T.J. Hooker: No. [pause] But he'll pay in other ways. |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Payday Pirates Officer Vince Romano: [Hooker and Romano meet Sheridan and Corrigan at Streetside Foods] How you doing, guys? Officer Stacy Sheridan: I think I need a flak jacket for the inside of my stomach to handle this coffee. Sgt. T.J. Hooker: It's part of your field conditioning. It'll grow on you. Officer Stacy Sheridan: If it doesn't kill me first. |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Payday Pirates Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [slamming Lou the tattooist against the wall and grabbing his face] Now listen, you. I got a friend in the hospital because of this guy. Now you tell me his name right now or I'm gonna play tic-tac-toe all over your face. You understand? |
 | Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Hostages Sgt. T.J. Hooker: How old are you, seventeen? Carol Ann Baker: [angrily] Bingo! Give the man a prize. |
| Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Hostages Capt. Dennis Sheridan: Hooker, uh, can't you ever take 'no' for an answer? Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Not when 'yes' makes more sense. |
| Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Hostages Lt. Decker: Let me put a couple of my men through the windows now. Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Just because the D.A. is willing to play Russian Roulette with their lives, doesn't mean we should. |
| Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Hostages Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [quietly] I'll get you both out of here. Officer Stacy Sheridan: We know you will. Fran Hooker: This may be the only time in my life I'll ever be glad you're a cop. |
| Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Hostages Lt. Decker: [on phone] This is Lt. Decker. I'm calling to see if you and I can't find a way to work this out without anybody getting hurt. Freddy Baker: [on other line] You must be one of the yo-yos they bring in when they want the bad guys to give up. Well, you forget that. |
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