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	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Isle of Manhood / Puttin' on the Brits Baby Fox: Rats, outfoxed by a hound again! Timon: [furiously, picks the fox up by the scruff] Wait just a minute! You mean to tell me that this was just a stupid game of tag?!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Tanzania Zany / Guatemala Malarkey Timon: [as Pumbaa gets angry at Timon for not finding gold] Pumbaa, there's just one thing that frightens me more than mummy beetles and curses. Pumbaa: [angry] And what is that? Timon: [loses it] An angry warthog!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Pain in Spain / Frantic Atlantic Timon: [confused at two Pumbaas] Pumbaa, if you're Pumbaa, then what Pumbaa is that Pumbaa? Pumbaa: El Toro!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - How to Beat the High Costa Rica / Swiss Missed Pumbaa: He's gonna hurt us! Timon, ou gotta do something! Timon: [sarcastically] What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? Pumbaa: [lowly] I don't think that would work on this kind of situation.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - How to Beat the High Costa Rica / Swiss Missed Pumbaa: [suspiciously, about Timon paying for the stuff on the beach] Are you sure you did the right thing and returned the money, Timon? Timon: Of course I did, Pumbaa. That's why they gave me such a big reward. Pumbaa: [worried] But this looks like exactly $1,290,000 worth of stuff. Timon: Isn't it ironic? That was the exact amount of the reward! Timon: Uh-oh!
	Unknown Episode: Bampuu: Timon? Ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there? Timon: Bampuu, I don't wonder, I know. They're fireflies. Fireflies that got stuck up in that big blueish-black thing. Bampuu: Oh. Okay. Timon: Bampuu? Aren't you going to say that you thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away?
	Unknown Episode: Shenzi the Hyena: Well, it was a little hot in the end. Banzai the Hyena: But I've never heard of a rocket ship without seatbelts and air bags. Shenzi the Hyena: Besides, there was no room to carry our luggage. Ed the Hyena: [laughs indistinctly] Cheatato: I'm sorry. What was that? Banzai the Hyena: He said, "They didn't serve peanuts."
	Unknown Episode: Banzai the Hyena: Hey, I wanna sit in the front! You got it last time! Shenzi the Hyena: Oh, all right. [they switch] Hey, wait a minute! There was not last time!
	Unknown Episode: Pumbaa: Are you sure you did the right thing and returned the money, Timon? Timon: Of course I did, Pumbaa. That's why they gave me such a big reward. Pumbaa: But this looks like exactly $1,290,000 worth of stuff. Timon: Isn't that ironic? That was the exact amount of the reward!
	Unknown Episode: Pumbaa: Wait a minute! Timon: Which is probably the amount of time we have left to live.
	Unknown Episode: Pumbaa: He's gonna hurt us, Timon! You've got to do something! Timon: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula? Pumbaa: I don't think that would work in this kind of situation, Timon.
	Unknown Episode: Quint: You, Santa Claus, want to give me, Criminal Quint, Christmas presents? Timon: [dressed as Santa Claus] Oh, yes, I've checked my list twice, and you've been an extra good criminal this year. Therefore, you deserve a lot of presents. Quint: But it's the middle of June! Timon: Is it? [looks at a calendar] Oh, you're right! It is! Well then, I guess I'll have to take these presents back then. Can't be giving them away early.
	Unknown Episode: Timon: [in an overlong trench coat] Good afternoon, sir! We would like to make you an offer... uh, er, I mean... I, a singular type human person... would like to make you an offer you can't refuse... Quint: Criminal Quint is busy. Timon: Wait! Don't shut us out! I mean, don't shut me, a singular type human person out... until you've seen... this! [displays a plunger] Quint: What is it? Timon: It is a toilet plunger. You know, to steal all that money people throw down the drain. And it can be yours for the low low introductory this-week-only price of uh... $1,290,000. Pumbaa: [from inside coat]... in unmarked bills. Pumbaa: I mean, not in unmarked bills! Pumbaa: Oww! I mean, I didn't say anything! Timon: Uh... my stomach can talk?
	Unknown Episode: Timon: [reading a newspaper article] "Criminal Quint, the most wanted criminal east of Alcatraz, has stolen a suitcase full of money?" Pumbaa: We'd better go right to the police, tell them what happened, and say to them everything we know! That would be the right thing to do. Timon: What gives you that idea? Pumbaa: Didn't you read the rest of the article? Timon: [reading] "If you know anything about this, please go right to the police and tell them what happened and say to them everything you know. That would be the right thing to do." [to Pumbaa] Pumbaa, we can't go to the police. Pumbaa: Why not? Timon: We found the money, right? Then we gave it back to Criminal Quint, correct? That makes us accomplices! Pumbaa: It does? Timon: Yes, it does! And that means we'll have to go to jail and call each other Butch and wear those stripy jail clothes! Pumbaa: Stripes make me look pudgy! And don't call me Butch.
	Unknown Episode: Pumbaa: Timon, aren't you glad we got $1? Timon: Well, of course I am, Pumbaa. See my big glad smile? Eeeee!
	Unknown Episode: Quint: So long, suckers!... I mean, citizens.
	Unknown Episode: Timon: It's called Reverse Psychology, Pumbaa. You tell them you want them to do something that you really don't want them to do, and they don't do it! Timon: Baby Earl, I want you to jump off a cliff! Timon: Aaahh! Baby Earl!
	Unknown Episode: Pumbaa: Hey, look, Timon! You're Timonalisa! Timon: Now's not the time for comedy, Pumbaa.
	Unknown Episode: Shenzi the Hyena: Hey, I know! We'll all pretend we're monkeys and hide in a big barrel until he comes back. Banzai the Hyena: Nah, that's stupid. Hey, we can build an environment suitable and comfortable for all species in the class known as Chimpanzee. Shenzi the Hyena: Yeah, you get right on that. Ed the Hyena: [speaking his gibberish language. As he talks his head bonks on the box he's standing on] Ha ha ha! Shenzi the Hyena, Banzai the Hyena: Hey, that's not bad! Banzai the Hyena: What'd he say? Shenzi the Hyena: I have no idea.
	Unknown Episode: Shenzi the Hyena: You know, I think our Monkey Stew is missing an ingredient. Banzai the Hyena: What? Shenzi the Hyena: Everything! [shouts] Including the monkey!
	Unknown Episode: Timon: Pumbaa? A brave bull? Of all things, he's a COW-ard! Ha ha ha! COW-ard! Get it?... Too bad nobody was around to hear that one.
	Unknown Episode: Timon: You know, the other day, I met a guy who just hates being around bulls. He was from Constantino-BULL!
	Unknown Episode: Timon: Of course! Why didn't I think of this before? Pumbaa: Did you just think, Timon, that you would use that red towel as a cape and go out and act as a matador, then I would come out and act as a bull, and after we've performed a couple of harmless charges and everyone is cheering, we make our escape? Timon: No, Pumbaa. I was thinking we'd capture a magic fairy and sprinkle his enchanted flying fairy dust into this towel. That way, we could soar into the heavens. Pumbaa: Gee, Timon, that sounds a little far-fetched. I think my idea of what you were thinking of is better.
	Unknown Episode: Pumbaa: There's no escape, Timon! Timon: What are we going to do? Pumbaa: Well, you're the brave one. Maybe you should fight him. Timon: Me? Fight him? Have you flipped? Pumbaa: But earlier today, you said you were three times as brave as El Toro. Timon: Well, I thought we were talking about a different El Toro. Pumbaa: And then after that, you said you weren't afraid of nobody or nothing. Remember? Timon: Did I say that? Pumbaa: And then later, after that, you said that you were born brave, and I was just born. And then... Timon: All right! I'll save us!
	Unknown Episode: Timon: And remember... if you're driving home tonight, be sure you take your car. G'night.
	Unknown Episode: Timon: Pumbaa, there's just one thing that frightens me more than mummy beetles or curses! Pumbaa: And what might that be? Timon: An angry warthog!
	Unknown Episode: Timon: Only one person can help take care of you due to your sickness, Pumbaa. Pumbaa: My mommy? Timon: No, Pumbaa. Me.
	Unknown Episode: Pumbaa: I feel kinda bad. Maybe we should have left him a note. Timon: Oh yeah, something like: "Dear annoying bunny. Ya nearly drove me bonkers. Love and kisses, Timon."
	Unknown Episode: Timon: Let's see, there's gotta be some way of getting out there. Pumbaa: Why don't you use a small open vessel that moves across bodies of water my means of oars, sails or engine? Timon: Why mess with all that when I can use a boat instead?
	Unknown Episode: Timon: It's no use we're gonna drown! We're gonna drown! Pumbaa: Maybe you should drill a hole and let the water out. Timon: [pause] Hey, I know, I'll drill a hole and let the water out. [Timon drills a hole and more water comes into the boat] Pumbaa: I don't think that was a very good idea of yours, Timon.

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