1x21 Webby's Not Happy - 'Til Death Episode Guide

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- Episode 01x21

Episode: 01x21
Title: Webby's Not Happy
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: N/A
First Aired: Apr. 11, 2007

Season 1 » Episode #21 - Webby's Not Happy

Summary: When one of Eddie's single idols comes for a visit, Eddie is in awe, while Joy is unimpressed by Webby's lifestyle of wild adventures and exotic travels. To Joy, Webby is running away from the one thing that can make him truly happy: a committed relationship. Ignoring Eddie's warnings, Joy sets Webby up with Denise, who tames Webby's ways. When Webby is ready to settle down, Denise lets Joy know that she's not interested. Meanwhile, Jeff is miserable at the sight of his crying wife in an incredibly ugly shirt.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Webby	played by Ted McGinley
Denise	played by Tricia Leigh Fisher
Kid	played by Haley Pullos

Episode Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 21: - Webby's Not Happy

Eddie Stark: Come on Joy, hurry up, he's gonna be here any minute!
Joy Stark: Eddie, Webby comes back to Philly every year and each time you see him you act like you're about to lose your virginity.
Eddie Stark: Joy, let me tell you, Webby is a lot more fun than something that happened in theback of my uncle's van. H-he he's untamed, he's unwed, he has no responsabilities, uh, do you know that he's a ski instructor every winter in Aspen and in the summer he can pick what island he wants to bartend on, huh?
Joy Stark: I know, he's the James Bond of unemployed middle-aged men.

Season 1 / Episode 21: - Webby's Not Happy

Joy Stark: Yeah, about that, um, you know the thing with, huh, Denise and Webby probably isn't... gonna work out. She told me, in the bathroom that she's gonna... break up with him.
Eddie Stark: What? W-Why would anybody break up with Webby?
Joy Stark: Well it turns out that Webby... is... too much man for one woman! Webby... belongs to the world.
Eddie Stark: Oh, you learned a little lesson, huh? Trying to fix Webby up? You wanted to tame Webby but you can't!
Joy Stark: OK sweetie.
Eddie Stark: Yeah.
Joy Stark: Yeah.
Eddie Stark: Can't tame Webby! Same way you can't grab hold of the wind!
Joy Stark: No you cannot grab the wind!
Eddie Stark: That's right! You're damn right, it can't be done!
Joy Stark: Cannot be done!
Eddie Stark: He is magnificient!

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