Jeff Woodcock

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Eddie Kaye Thomas
Began acting at the age of seven in his hometown of New York City. By 10, he had appeared in "Richard ...

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Jeff Woodcock Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Coffeemaker Jeff Woodcock: So, huh, you guys just invited us over for brunch? It's strangely friendly of you. Joy Stark: We just wanted to thank you for that awesome cappuccino maker that you got us. Jeff Woodcock: [surprised] Cappuccino maker? Well right, yeah, you're, huh, you're [confused glance at Steph] welcome. Joy Stark: So great! Now our kitchen looks juts like the Williams-Sonoma catalog, except for, you know, us.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Coffeemaker Steph Woodcock: Huh, we got it back sweetie. Jeff Woodcock: Would you look at that! Steph Woodcock: You know what? I never should've given it away in the first place. I'm really sorry. Jeff Woodcock: Oh, no! Look baby, I... I overreacted, it was just, you know, we were getting married and my mother, the woman who bore me took a day off from the bottling factory and took the bus downtown and dug deep into her heart and her bank account and bought us this. Steph Woodcock: Hey! What's this sticker on the back? Jeff Woodcock: Thank you for trying out for Wheel Of Fortune, please enjoy this consolation prize. [pause] It's a re-gift... that bitch!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - I Heart Woodcocks Jeff Woodcock: [entering] Hey man! Eddie Stark: Hey. Jeff Woodcock: Do you want me to scratch your back? Eddie Stark: Double-claw me but don't tell anyone. Jeff Woodcock: [scratching Eddie's back] Hey how about you do me after?
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - I Heart Woodcocks Jeff Woodcock: So, huh, you guys just invited us over for brunch? It's strangely friendly of you. Joy Stark: We just wanted to thank you for that awesome cappuccino maker that you got us. Jeff Woodcock: [surprised] Cappuccino maker? Well right, yeah, you're, huh, you're [confused glance at Steph] welcome. Joy Stark: So great! Now our kitchen looks juts like the Williams-Sonoma catalog, except for, you know, us.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - I Heart Woodcocks Steph Woodcock: Huh, we got it back sweetie. Jeff Woodcock: Would you look at that! Steph Woodcock: You know what? I never should've given it away in the first place. I'm really sorry. Jeff Woodcock: Oh, no! Look baby, I... I overreacted, it was just, you know, we were getting married and my mother, the woman who bore me took a day off from the bottling factory and took the bus downtown and dug deep into her heart and her bank account and bought us this. Steph Woodcock: Hey! What's this sticker on the back? Jeff Woodcock: Thank you for trying out for Wheel Of Fortune, please enjoy this consolation prize. [pause] It's a re-gift... that bitch!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - The Bachelor Party Eddie Stark: All right, now listen. Remember, our wives have probably spent the entire evening eating their cookie dough ice cream and crying about what we've been doing tonight, OK? So listen, no matter what happens on the other side of this door, do not show the guilt. Jeff Woodcock: Got it. Eddie Stark: OK Eddie Stark: I don't know what happened here buddy, but I think you're off the hook.

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