Threshold Quotes

Threshold

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Alienville Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Here's where we're at: we still have about 200 anonymous, possibly infected people in the D.C. area who ate contaminated tomatoes. Arthur Ramsey: I haven't even had my coffee yet.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Alienville Libby Drennan: [human-turned-alien in labor] If anything happens to my baby, I will rip every limb off your puny body. Dr. Nigel Fenway: Interestingly, that's exactly what my second wife said the day our son was born.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Alienville Sean Cavennaugh: [smiling] You pronounced us man and wife. Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Just don't forget who wears the pants.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Alienville J.T. Baylock: I hope you're going home. You've got a huge day. Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: I'm just getting started.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Vigilante Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Nude dancing, no cover. Arthur Ramsey: What? You've been there? Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Sure... on amateur nights. I go pick up a little cash on the side. Arthur Ramsey: Really? Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: You know, for a genius, you're really not very smart.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Vigilante Arthur Ramsey: [Answering the door after their sex has been interrupted] Must be one of Caffrey's goons. Prostitute: Caffrey? Is that your wife? Arthur Ramsey: Hah! She wishes!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Vigilante Arthur Ramsey: Whoa, whoa! I had sex with an alien?
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Vigilante Arthur Ramsey: I don't know if I can go back to Earth girls. Lucas Pegg: Wow. Arthur Ramsey: Except the only bad part of it is I got this rash in the shape of a fractal pattern... [starts to unzip pants] Lucas Pegg: Oh, unbelievable. Just go away from me. Now.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Vigilante Arthur Ramsey: Oh! [heartily laughs] Vous et belle, ma bien ami. Emily Biggs: Mmm... French? Arthur Ramsey: Normandy dialect.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Ed Whitaker: So how many people do you think you could just yank out of existence before the public starts asking questions? Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Approximately 300.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Arthur Ramsey: I actually caught myself trying to pray last night, just in case. Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Ramsey, you're an atheist. Arthur Ramsey: I know. I mentioned that in my prayer.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Sean Cavennaugh: [after a gun fight] You all right? Dr. Daphne Larson: I'd like to give my two weeks' notice.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Dr. Daphne Larson: I've only been a secret agent for one day!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: So, they actually kill off their own to further their agenda. Dr. Nigel Fenway: We do it all the time. You ever hear of a little place called Iraq?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Dr. Nigel Fenway: Hmm. Pretty and smart. I think we're gonna be... very happy we met. Dr. Daphne Larson: Actually, we've already met. Dr. Nigel Fenway: [laughs] I'm sure I'd remember. Dr. Daphne Larson: I was ten years old. My mom was a - a student of yours. Dr. Nigel Fenway: Really? Dr. Daphne Larson: You hit on her, too.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Arthur Ramsey: Besides, I'm also a linguist. I'm fluent in over 200 dialects and their variations. When intelligent life wants to communicate with us, I'm the guy who translates the call. Dr. Daphne Larson: Well, then you shouldn't have to work too hard. I mean, pretty much everyone they've taken over speaks English.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Farmers Market Vendor: So, what is it? You're taking a survey? Arthur Ramsey: No, I'm determining the corresponding probability characteristics of a system of random variables. What about you? Farmers Market Vendor: I sell cucumbers.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Outbreak Dr. Nigel Fenway: [on the phone] If he pushes you, just push him back. I don't care what the teacher says. If you get in trouble, just have the school call me. What will I do? Well, I'll... I'll [pause] march over there and push your teacher, how about that?
	Unknown Episode: Cavennaugh: Go for Cavennaugh.
	Unknown Episode: Cavennaugh: Bolo panned out...
	Unknown Episode: Jake Singleton: Give me the name and I'll take you as my hostage. Lucas Pegg: Why would I want to be your hostage? Jake Singleton: Because the other one of you is going to die. Lucas Pegg: Bioboxpin. Arthur Ramsey: Thanks a lot, partner!
	Unknown Episode: Arthur Ramsey: And on the eighth day God created Klingons.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Nigel Fenway: Now I've got a date with a dead cat. Tell Paula I've traded up.
	Unknown Episode: Arthur Ramsey: How may I be your linguistic biotch?
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Is that my underwear in your hands? Arthur Ramsey: Yes. Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Drop it!

« previous1next »

» Back to Threshold TV Show