They Came From Outer Space - Episode Quotes

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	Unknown Episode: Bo: Ah, California. Look, Abe, beautiful weather, beautiful women, breathtaking scenery, breathtaking women, the lure of the sea, the lure of beautiful women. I say it's time to stop being observers and start being participants.
	Unknown Episode: Lt. Col. Tom Barker: Well if it isn't Quincy Sullivan, purveyor of doom, gloom and sleaze.
	Unknown Episode: Abe: I'm going to find a place that specializes in serious birthday chow-chow-chow. Bo: OK OK, but I'm telling you, it's going to cost at least six bucks and the cooks will have cleavers instead of cleavage.
	Unknown Episode: Lt. Col. Tom Barker: They look harmless, but try to remember they come from an advanced civilization. They're capable of untold horrors. Right, Wilson? Lt. Pat Wilson: That's right! Now remember, whatever you do don't damage them. We prefer to do our own dissections.
	Unknown Episode: Lt. Col. Tom Barker: Oh, yes, one other thing to remember - when they're not chasing mindless bimbos, they're stuffing their faces. You know, when one of them gets kind of turned on, the other one emits smoke.
	Unknown Episode: Abe: Look at that! A to Z Smorgasbord! I'm going to start with "A" for apple dumpling and work my way down to fried zucchini. Bo: I'm going to start with "H" for hickey and work my way to the hard consonants.
	Unknown Episode: Tracey: Tie her up! Lacey: Oh, come on, Tracey, we can work this out. Tracey: No way. This time I come out on top. Bo: Great, because I love to be on the bottom.
	Unknown Episode: Abe: You know, you girls are turning sibling rivalry into an Olympic event. Tracey: Well, Daddy always like her best. Lacey: No way. Daddy bought you bigger guns. Bo: A true test of love. Tracey: Well, Daddy got you karate lessons. Lacey: Well, Daddy took you boar hunting. Tracey: Daddy paid for your tattoos. Abe: We're dead meat. Bo: Look on the bright side. Abe: Oh, there's a bright side? Bo: We could have been caught by Daddy. Tracey: Gag her.
	Unknown Episode: Quincy Sullivan: Chicken liver and butterscotch... that's downright other worldly.
	Unknown Episode: Tracey: It's time to even the score. Bo: Uh, ah, I happen to know that the Air Force pays a lot less for body parts than it does for complete aliens.
	Unknown Episode: Abe: Do you mind if we ask you where you're taking us? Tracey: Yeah, I mind. Bo: I guess it safe to assume we're not going to like it. Tracey: Well, that depends. Do you enjoy pain and suffering? Abe: Whose? Tracey: Yours. Bo, Abe: We're not going to like it.
	Unknown Episode: Abe: Hey, where are we going? Bo: Well, Lounge Lizard Magazine recommends Rocco's Tacos. It's about half a mile down the road. It's the place where the women are topless and the chili bowls bottomless. Abe: Are you ever going to learn? Bo: Ariba Ariba! Abe: I guess not. Bo, Abe: [singing] La Cucaracha! La Cucaracha!