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	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Hologram Man Zeta: I've been thinking about the module in my head. Who put it there? Ro: The programming fairy?
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - The River Rising Agent James Bennett: Shoot him. Shoot him down. Agent Rush: Sir, don't tease me like that.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - The River Rising Ro: We have got to get out of middle America. The weather stinks.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Cabin Pressure Bucky: And I was a Sentries of the Last Cosmos cadet, but the latest version of the game was bogus! Agent West: Right!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Cabin Pressure Agent James Bennett: We know you've been feeding information to Zeta. We know he's been compromised by Brother's Day. Who's your contact? What organization are you with? Bucky: All right. I'll tell you. I'm a member of the GizmoShack Discount Club. I get 10% off every purchase!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Cabin Pressure Zeta: It sounds like you were finally starting to like him. Ro: Eh. I'll get over it.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - On the Wire Ro: Casey said to read the text news sometime. Why would he be so rude? Zeta: Family trait? Ro: Funny.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - On the Wire Ro: I need your sword. Barbarian Geek: It is not a sword. It is a Lethigan battle blade forged in the fiery pits of... Ro: Urr. Whatever!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Wired: Part One Agent James Bennett: Take Mr. West with you. Agent Rush: I'll move faster without him. Agent James Bennett: So will we.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Absolute Zero Ro: Did you forget you can't fly again?
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Absolute Zero Zeta: There is one chance. I may be able to control his warming with my own internal heat element. Ro: Hold it. You're going to walk into that gas to get him? Zeta: I have to. Ro: You saw what happened to that cart. How do you know it won't happen to you?! Zeta: I don't.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Shadows Zeta: Your life was in danger again today because of me. Maybe you should... Ro: Whoah! Time-out. Get this through this big fat can up there you call a head. It's my decision and my risk. I can live with it. Besides, I'm not gonna let you run off and have all the fun. Zeta: You're having fun? Obviously, I have more processing to do. Ro: Yeah, you work on that.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Shadows Zeta: This was called an egg-timer. It was used to time eggs. Ro: Time eggs for what? Zeta: Perhaps until they hatched. Ro: Seems kinda quick.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - West Bound Zeta: This is how mail was delivered before the 'net. People would walk from door-to-door hand-delivering individual messages. Ro: Yeah, right. No, really, what was it?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Next Gen Zeta: Hello, I'm looking for Roland DeFlores, also known as the "Merchant of Death".
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Next Gen Bucky: I keep tabs on you. Like a hobby. Ro: That's sweeeet... now scram!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Change of Heart Zeta: I must admit, there are many thing about the heart that puzzle me. Like what does it mean when people say, 'broken hearts,' 'heart throb', and 'heartache'? Ro: It means they've been listening to too much country and western.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Change of Heart Ro: Here, Zee, I got one for ya. It's an oil can. Get it? Tin man, oil can? Zeta: Actually, this item is misdated. It's much older, from the early 20th Century. I could recategorize... Ro: Never mind.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Rosalie Rowan: Remember just say you're a long lost relative or something. Like... Selig's your uncle. Zeta: Would it help if I looked like him? [Change appearance] Rosalie Rowan: Sure if you'd thought of it before the guard saw you. Switch back!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Dr. Tannor: I know how it works, Bucky. But you're still banned from the Innovations Awards because of behavior like this. Bucky: That's not the reason. You're up to something. I know you're an imbecile. But even you must get how cool this is.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Rosalie Rowan: [as Zeta is recharging] I don't believe it. He snores.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Bucky: [as he's trying to find information on Zeta] National Security Agency... "Access denied?"... Yeah, right.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Bucky: You can relax metal man. No way I'm giving you up to the government. You're mine now. I need you for tomorrow. I don't know what Tannor's planning, but he sure doesn't want me at those awards. That makes me want to throw a wrench into the whole thing just to mess with him. And you Mr. Zeta are what I call a wicked wrench.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Event Judge: Very impressive. But has it passed the Three Bonk Test? Dr. Willow: The Three Bonk Test? Is that one of the -? [the Judge hits it three times] Event Judge: Aw. Look at that. Guess it was unstable. Better luck next year.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Dr. Tannor: Do your parents know where you are? Rosalie Rowan: Wrong question mister!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Rosalie Rowan: [to Tannor] Let's split up. You draw them the other way, and I'll get the schem - [Ro realizes Tannor's already run away] Only for you Zee.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Rosalie Rowan: Let go of my friend! Bucky: Uh uh. I'm not done with him yet. Rosalie Rowan: You can't use Zee like this. He's as much a person as me or you. More than you!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Remote Control Rosalie Rowan: [Referring to the control] What do you suppose we should do with this? [Zeta takes the control and destroys it] Sure. Spoil my fun. [zeta glares at Ro] I'm kidding!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - His Maker's Name Rosalie Rowan: If I knew this coversation was going to be so riveting, I'd have brought a book. Zeta: I'm sorry. I'm studying the data from the file I retrieved. Rosalie Rowan: It's alright. Just remember you have a human with you now, we kind of like to talk now and then.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - His Maker's Name Agent West: At a Ground Wire? Well that's not going to be them. Why would Zeta be at a cyber cafe? Agent James Bennett: Something to do with the cyber perhaps?

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