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	Season 4 / Episode 2: - I Want to be Alone! Tino: after finding out that his mom made burgurs out of asturach meat : AAHH! JIMMY!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Celebrity (1) Tish: Grape soda. NOW!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - My Punky Valentine Dot Cardigan: Mmn, brain freeze! Owie, owie, owie...
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Carver the Terrible Carver: I've got fists of iron! [Does fake karate moves] Tino: Oh, that reminds me. I don't know you.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - The New Girl Tish's Dad: Papi understands, clear as toast!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Makeover Lor's Brothers: [Yelling, shouting, fighting] [Lor enters house, wearing actual female clothing, all sound stops] Brother in blue sweater: What happened to her? Brother in referee shirt: I dunno. Who was that?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Band Chum Bukkit singer: We'd like to give a shout out to our new friends, Tina, Carlos, Winkle, and Slappy!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Crush Test Dummies Carver: Those geeks... Those geeks... Those geeks are my friends! Tino: Did he just say geeks?
	Unknown Episode: Tino: Later days!
	Unknown Episode: Tino's Mom: Aren't you overreacting? Tino: Mom, they got her wearing pink. Tino's Mom: Ooh, that is serious.
	Unknown Episode: Tish: If I'm a winter, how about this? Tino: Stand absolutely still. Carver: What if it tracks by scent? Tish: Ha, ha. Very funny. Tino: Aah! It's seen us! Run!
	Unknown Episode: Carver: I am going to be CARP! Tino: Did you say Carp? Carver: That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular. Tino: It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool RICH And Popular. Carver: Why?
	Unknown Episode: Tish's Mom: Is what I say!
	Unknown Episode: Tino: If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you're really no better than a gym teacher.
	Unknown Episode: Tish: Maybe you're confusing us with your imaginary friends. Tino: She thinks I have imaginary friends. Ha!
	Unknown Episode: Tino: That's so healthy, its un-American...
	Unknown Episode: Lor McQuarrie: On our planet we call that a golf course.
	Unknown Episode: Tino: If a game doesn't have rules, it's not a game is it? Carver: No, it's politics.
	Unknown Episode: Carver: You have a point there, Lor. Lor McQuarrie: Where?
	Unknown Episode: Tino: We may not be as interesting as the people on Teen Canyon, but at least we aren't made up characters on T.V... or are we?
	Unknown Episode: Tino: Want me to leave so you can say bad words? Tino's Mom: Yeah that would be nice...
	Unknown Episode: Tino: Why can't you be one of those nice moms who just say "Yes Dear" Tino's Mom: Yes dear. Tino: Well it's a little too late for that now. Tino's Mom: Yes dear Tino: No talking!
	Unknown Episode: Carver: I can't work under these conditions! I'll be in my trailer! [Walks into a closet and closes it] Tino: Err... that's my closet.
	Unknown Episode: Carver: SHE'S WAVING AT ME? Isn't there a law against that? Tino: [Sarcastic] Yeeah, you're enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving.
	Unknown Episode: Tino's Mom: It isn't going to bite you. Tino: That works out nicely, because I don't plan to bite it.
	Unknown Episode: Carver: Do you have a compass in there? Tino: Yup! Carver: Maybe you can use it to find your way BACK TO REALITY!
	Unknown Episode: Carver: Do you have a compass in there? Tino: Why, yes I do! Carver: Well, maybe you could use it to find your way back to reality!
	Unknown Episode: Tino: They're coming to get me! Mutant clowns from the Hollow Earth! They're real! It's the clown-pocalypse! Aaah! Carver: I think he's getting better.
	Unknown Episode: Mrs Duong: Thank you for helping Helpers Helping the Helpless. Your help was very... helpful! And if anyone finds my thesaurus please let me know.
	Unknown Episode: Tish: Me? JEALOUS? I haven't got a jealous bone in my body! Carver: Do you have any jealous internal organs?

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