 | 1x01 Pilot (Air Date: Sep. 11, 2005)
When Dave doesn't let Hilary date an older guy, she bends the rules by bringing over a new "Study Partner". Meanwhile Mike coincidentally begins spending more time at his friend Seth's house ... |  | 1x02 I.M. What I.M. (Air Date: Sep. 18, 2005)
When Vicky discovers Dave has been Instant Messaging someone of the screen name "Lonely Lady Michigan", she accuses him of cheating on her. Two can play this game. Dave throws the punch ... |  | 1x03 High Crimes (Air Date: Sep. 25, 2005)
Hillary has been being nice to Dave...too nice. He is certain that she is having sex with someone. Mike tells Dave that he is wrong, and Hillary has not been having sex. When Dave see's ... |  | 1x04 Guess Who's Coming to the Barbecue (Air Date: Oct. 02, 2005)
When Vicky invites Taye's parents over for a Barbecue, Dave isn't exactly happy. Dave and Taye's father, Omar, aren't really the best of friends. At the Barbecue, Omar takes some of Dave's ... |  | 1x05 Like a Virgin (Air Date: Nov. 06, 2005)
Hillary confides in Vicky with questions about sex. Vicky stupidly allows Dave into annoying her into telling him about it. Dave begins acting strange, trying to keep Hillary and her boyfriend ... |  | 1x06 The Bigger They Come (Air Date: Nov. 13, 2005)
Hillary is upset because she believes her breasts are to small, and the girls with big breasts get all the attention. Hillary begs her parents to allow her to get the implants, and even ... |  | 1x07 Cheers (Air Date: Nov. 20, 2005)
When Dave and Vicky catch Hillary and her friend Brenda drunk in their kitchen in the middle of the night, Vicky decides to eliminate alcohol in the household so as not be a negative influence ... |  | 1x08 The Empire Spanks Back (Air Date: Nov. 27, 2005)
Dave fears that the kids are getting away with far too much, and when talking to them doesn't work, he institutes a zero-tolerance, pro-spanking policy. Of course, they think he's all talk ... |  | 1x09 Dave Get Your Gun (Air Date: Dec. 11, 2005)
When Larry gets the leading role in the high school production of "Annie Get Your Gun", Dave begins to worry about his sons masculinity. Seeing him kiss what appears to be another guy, who ... |  | 1x10 Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (Air Date: Dec. 18, 2005)
When Grandma Betty brings her boyfriend over for dinner, Dave finds out she's been spending a lot of dough on him, and things get out of hand. In fear she will spend his inheritance on this ... |  | 1x11 It's a Living (1) (Air Date: Jan. 08, 2006)
Mike scores extremely well on a test, and he is offered to move up into the honors classes. This encourages Vicky to return to her fashion-executive job, which means a bigger salary, but ... |  | 1x12 Gimme A Break (2) (Air Date: Jan. 29, 2006)
Vicky begins working extra hours at her new job, the house begins to fall apart as the family feebly tries to adjust to life without her working around the house. Larry takes charge and ... |  | 1x13 Three's Company (Air Date: Feb. 26, 2006)
Vicky is excited to hear that her old college drinking buddy, Jodi, is coming to visit her. However, when she arrives, Vicky is disappointed that Jodi is now sober and is trying to make ... |  | 1x14 How Do You Spell Relief? (Air Date: Feb. 28, 2006)
After Dave finds a pregnancy test in the trash he assumes Hillary is pregnant. But it turns out that a depressed, out of work Vicky has not been taking the pill. So Dave tries to help her ... |  | 1x15 Looney Tunes (Air Date: Mar. 12, 2006)
After finding a crumbled-up note with despondent scribbling on it in Mike’s room, Dave and Vicky are convinced that Mike is unhappy and try to pamper him out of his depressed state. Mike ... |  | 1x16 Oh Grow Up (Air Date: Mar. 19, 2006)
Dave is having trouble dealing with the menstrual cycles of the girls in house, which are both in full swing at the same time, mood swings and all. While unwillingly waiting for Hilary to ... |  | 1x17 The Seventeen-Year Itch (Air Date: Mar. 26, 2006)
Dave's ego grows bigger than ever before when an attractive young lady hits on him around the office, and he begins to think that any younger lady would be happy to date him. However, his ... |  | 1x18 13 Going On $30,000 (Air Date: Apr. 09, 2006)
Dave and Vicky think Mike is only in it for the money and gifts when he asks for a bar mitzah. And at first, that was his plan, but after studying Hebrew and the Jewish history, Mike discovers ... |  | 1x19 Snow Job (Air Date: Apr. 16, 2006)
Hilary sprains her ankle on a ski trip that she was at without Dave's approval, and ends up in the emergency room. This makes Dave furious, and even more when he finds out Vicky gave her ... |  | 1x20 The West Palm Beach Story (Air Date: Apr. 16, 2006)
Dave plans a family trip to Florida to visit his parents in excitement that it won't cost him a penny. But, his lovely family get away backfires when Mike refuses to fly, Hilary wants to ... |  | 1x21 The Runaways (Air Date: Apr. 23, 2006)
Larry actually runs away after Vicky refuses to buy him tickets for the Ice Capades. Vicky thinks that this is just more drama from Larry, and that he just went over Kenny's house like every ... |  | 1x22 Drive Me Crazy (Air Date: Apr. 30, 2006)
Hilary gets pulled over for reckless driving while out taking driving lessons from Dave, who takes the blame hoping Hilary will love him forever for it. However, Hilary isn't as appreciative ... |
 | 2x01 Back to School (Air Date: Sep. 10, 2006)
When the first day of school arrives, Dave and Vicky couldn't be happier, but the first week will be more eventful than they predicted. Dave meddles in Mike's love life in order to stay ... |  | 2x02 Dream Crusher (Air Date: Sep. 17, 2006)
Dave is extremely proud of Larry after finding out he is running for President at school. That is, until he finds out it's for president of the Chess Club. Dave then goes all out to prevent ... |  | 2x03 Super Dave (Air Date: Sep. 24, 2006)
When Kenny's dad bails, Larry turns to Dave to take them to the Comic Book Convention. At first Dave refuses, but after he overhears Larry call him a hero, he decides to take them. Once ... |  | 2x04 Car Wars (Air Date: Oct. 01, 2006)
Hillary signs a contract made up by Dave and Vicky, which basically states that she can get her own car but must do all the things they ask her to do with it. At first Hillary is excited ... |  | 2x05 I Wash My Hands of You (Air Date: Nov. 05, 2006)
After Dave and Vicky catch Hillary in a plan to trick them into not finding out she went out on a date with a much older guy, Dave "washes his hands of her". At first, she is enthusiastic ... |  | 2x06 Be Careful What You Ask For (Air Date: Nov. 12, 2006)
When Hillary's SAT scores come back surprisingly high Dave accuses her of cheating. Meanwhile, Dave and Vicky meet a new couple who seem to be interested in more than just friendship; and ... |  | 2x07 Love This (Air Date: Nov. 19, 2006)
Dave is disgusted that he is turned on by girl's Hillary's age when he thinks he sees her in a "Girls Gone Wild" tape. He rids himself of all his porn and turns to Vicky to satisfy all his ... |  | 2x08 The Gaza Strip (Air Date: Nov. 26, 2006)
When Dave and Vicky and Kenny's parents get in a fight over who owns the property between their house, the two families become enemies, putting Larry and Kenny in an uncomfortable position. ... |  | 2x09 Cork Screwed! (Air Date: Dec. 14, 2006)
Vicky signs up for a wine-appreciation class and hopes that Dave will want to join in on the activity. Meanwhile, Larry cooks for an elderly woman, and Dave discovers Hillary's video bl ... |  | 2x10 Love is Blind (Air Date: Dec. 21, 2006)
The boys arguing has gotten on Dave's last nerve and asks Mike to work on his relationship with Larry. In reality, Mike prefers to hanging out with him than going to basketball practice. ... |  | 2x11 Out & In (Air Date: Jan. 04, 2007)
When Kenny comes out of the closet, Dave encourages him to tell his parents. Meanwhile, Hillary tires of her blind boyfriend. |  | 2x12 Put on a Happy Face (Air Date: Jan. 11, 2007)
After Kenny reveals he's gay, his parents kick him out. The Golds let him move in, but soon Larry becomes jealous of his closeness with Dave and Vicky. Meanwhile, Dave angles for the corner ... |  | 2x13 It's Not Easy Being Green (Air Date: Jan. 18, 2007)
Dave sets up a mock college interview to help Hillary ease her nerves, but instead makes things worse. Family movie night turns the family household into an eco-friendly home after watching ... |  | 2x14 A Lower-Middle-Upper-Middle-Class Problem (Air Date: Jan. 25, 2007)
To teach the kids the value of money, Dave puts them on a strict budget. Vicky agrees until she too is added to the budget which keeps her from being able to afford a pair of boots she has ... |  | 2x15 Zero Tolerance (Air Date: Feb. 01, 2007)
Larry wears Dave's jacket to school, and ends up getting suspended after marijuana is discovered in the pocket. |  | 2x16 No Weddings and a Funeral (Air Date: Feb. 08, 2007)
Betty, Vicky's mother, and Sid announce their engagement and that their upcoming wedding will be in St. Martin. But when Sid goes too far with a stripper at his bachelor party, Dave debates ... |  | 2x17 Kenny Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Air Date: Feb. 15, 2007)
Everyone is excited for the Sadie Hawkins dance and even Kenny has a date. But once word gets out that Kenny's date is another guy, they are prohibited from attending. Larry stages a protest, ... |  | 2x18 Take This Job and Bleep It (Air Date: Mar. 04, 2007)
Dave and two of his co-workers decide to open their own business because of cutbacks at their workplace. Meanwhile, Hillary is upset because she didn't receive any college acceptance letters ... |  | 2x19 The White Shadow (Air Date: Mar. 18, 2007)
A music exec requests a meeting after listening to a demo Larry recorded. Upon hearing the good news, Dave decides Larry's song needs lyrics and offers his rapping skills. Meanwhile, Mike ... |  | 2x20 The War of the Golds (Air Date: Mar. 25, 2007)
When Vicky and Dave are involved in a car accident, they decide to update their living wills and other legal documents. They ask Jeff and Mindy to be guardians of their children if something ... |  | 2x21 A Bitter Pill to Swallow (Air Date: Apr. 01, 2007)
Larry is prescribed medication for social anxiety but refuses to take the pills. Meanwhile, Hillary prepares for the prom, and Mike takes a fencing class. |  | 2x22 The Graduate (Air Date: Apr. 22, 2007)
When Dave and Vicky find out Hilary cannot graduate because she failed gym class, Dave tries to persuade Principal Fink. Meanwhile, Larry and Kenny want to get revenge on the seniors for ... |
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