First Aired: Jan. 01, 2000 on BBC One
Summary: The water board offer to solve Dibley's drought by relocating the town.
Main Characters in this Episode
David Horton: [Seeing Geraldine chained to the church] You look like an extract in a low-budget remake of a film by Ken Russell.
Owen Newitt: [walking into the parish hall] Sorry for being late but I made the mistake of going to my toilet today and it hasn't been flushed for ten days. I've only just regained consciousness.