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The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

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Art Fern: How do you get there? Let me tell you friends, how do you get there! You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the Giant Neon Vice-Squad Cop.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Art Fern: How do you get there? Let me tell you friends, how do you get there! You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the Giant Neon Vice-Squad Cop.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Art Fern: How do you get there? Let me tell you friends, how do you get there! You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the Giant Neon Vice-Squad Cop.
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Art Fern: How do you get there? Let me tell you friends, how do you get there! You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the Giant Neon Vice-Squad Cop.
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Johnny Carson: Okay, all we have is tonight and tomorrow and then that's it. Boy, I haven't used that phrase since World War II.
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Johnny Carson: Okay, all we have is tonight and tomorrow and then that's it. Boy, I haven't used that phrase since World War II.
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Johnny Carson: Okay, all we have is tonight and tomorrow and then that's it. Boy, I haven't used that phrase since World War II.
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Johnny Carson: Okay, all we have is tonight and tomorrow and then that's it. Boy, I haven't used that phrase since World War II.
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Art Fern: Hello there, feature-film freaks! Art Fern here, with today's fabulous feature find.
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Art Fern: Hello there, feature-film freaks! Art Fern here, with today's fabulous feature find.
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Art Fern: Hello there, feature-film freaks! Art Fern here, with today's fabulous feature find.
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Art Fern: Hello there, feature-film freaks! Art Fern here, with today's fabulous feature find.
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Art Fern: Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care!
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Art Fern: Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Art Fern: Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Art Fern: Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care!
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Art Fern: Now back to our feature film! Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in "Heidi Suffers an Estrogen Avalanche."
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Art Fern: Now back to our feature film! Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in "Heidi Suffers an Estrogen Avalanche."
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Art Fern: Now back to our feature film! Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in "Heidi Suffers an Estrogen Avalanche."
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Art Fern: Now back to our feature film! Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in "Heidi Suffers an Estrogen Avalanche."
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George Gobel: Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes.
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George Gobel: Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes.
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George Gobel: Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes.
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George Gobel: Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes.
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Aunt Blabby: You know, I've been depressed lately.
Ed McMahon: Depressed?
Aunt Blabby: [Long pause] Yes, depressed! Why do you repeat everything? I can go to Taco Bell for that!
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Aunt Blabby: You know, I've been depressed lately.
Ed McMahon: Depressed?
Aunt Blabby: [Long pause] Yes, depressed! Why do you repeat everything? I can go to Taco Bell for that!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Aunt Blabby: You know, I've been depressed lately.
Ed McMahon: Depressed?
Aunt Blabby: [Long pause] Yes, depressed! Why do you repeat everything? I can go to Taco Bell for that!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Aunt Blabby: You know, I've been depressed lately.
Ed McMahon: Depressed?
Aunt Blabby: [Long pause] Yes, depressed! Why do you repeat everything? I can go to Taco Bell for that!
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Johnny Carson: I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.
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Johnny Carson: I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.


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