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Batmanuel The Tick

Batmanuel

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Nestor CarbonellNestor Carbonell
Néstor Gastón Carbonell (born December 1, 1967) is an American actor best known for portraying Richard ...

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Batmanuel Quotes

01x09 - The Terror (aka The Tick vs The Terror) Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Terror (aka The Tick vs The Terror)

Arthur: [just back from League initiation] Can you believe that six months ago I was a bean counter at an accounting firm?
Batmanuel: Yes, yes I can.
01x09 - The Terror (aka The Tick vs The Terror) Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Terror (aka The Tick vs The Terror)

Batmanuel: [getting off the phone with lawyer] They proposed a settlement.
Captain Liberty: No. Batmanuel, look at these people. This case isn't even about me any more. If I were to take a settlement now, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
Batmanuel: *I* will live with you. In a big house, with big gates to keep people like this out.
01x06 - The Big Leagues Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Big Leagues

Batmanuel: "Alone" is a pathetic predicament. "Lone" is an aesthetic choice.
01x06 - The Big Leagues Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Big Leagues

Captain Liberty: [walking her dog - the dog is out of frame] You have to admit, he's much better behaved now.
Batmanuel: Yes well, neutering a dog will have that affect. Though I must question your methods.
The Tick: [walks up to greet, sees the dog] Yeesh, is that a platypus?
01x05 - Arthur Needs Space (aka Arthur Needs His Space) Season 1 / Episode 5: - Arthur Needs Space (aka Arthur Needs His Space)

Batmanuel: General, if it pleases the court...
General Thomas: - Who in the hell are you?
Batmanuel: I am [unfurls wings] Batmanuel!
General Thomas: Make it fast
Batmanuel: Batmanuel never makes it fast. That is unless the husband is in, y'know... anyway... General, is it not "America, The Beautiful"?
General Thomas: No
01x05 - Arthur Needs Space (aka Arthur Needs His Space) Season 1 / Episode 5: - Arthur Needs Space (aka Arthur Needs His Space)

Captain Liberty: ["the birds and the bees" from The Tick's perspective] Tick, sometimes when a man person, and his lady friend - blah blah blah Tick, blah blah blah wine and cheese, blah blah blah love, blah blah blah babies.
Batmanuel: [jumping in] blah blah blah condom, blah blah blah call girl, blah blah blah paternity suit, blah blah blah excellent lawyer.
The Tick: [stunned] Aah...
Captain Liberty: Is that clear to you now?
The Tick: Is what clear to who, when?
01x05 - Arthur Needs Space (aka Arthur Needs His Space) Season 1 / Episode 5: - Arthur Needs Space (aka Arthur Needs His Space)

Batmanuel: Now you see the power of the suit. Women cannot resist us. Men cannot resist us. Dogs...
Arthur: Yeah, I get it.
01x04 - The License Season 1 / Episode 4: - The License

The Tick: Does it really matter what you call me, Arthur? Or what I call you? Isn't the most important call the one we make to that party-line of the collective unconscious, that string of mysterious arbitrary digits that we add up on our mental abacus and call 'us'? We call us and who answers? We do.
Batmanuel: What the hell did he just say?
01x04 - The License Season 1 / Episode 4: - The License

Batmanuel: So, how is life post-Tick? Please be prepared. If it's not scintillating my interest will wane rapidly.
01x03 - Couples Season 1 / Episode 3: - Couples

Batmanuel: Poetic justice
Arthur: Is there any other kind?
The Tick: Puppet-show justice.
01x01 - Pilot (aka The Tick vs The Red Scare) Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (aka The Tick vs The Red Scare)

Batmanuel: [last lines - answering cell phone] Diego! Ha ha ha, how is your sister...
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Batmanuel: [after watching a ninja assassin plummet out the window] Another urban legend dispelled. Ninjas don't bounce.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Arthur: Batmanuel... you... saved my life!
Batmanuel: I have to throw up.

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