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 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Terror (aka The Tick vs The Terror) Arthur: [crooning over League invitation] I don't believe this. Tick, in a million years did you ever think we'd be asked to join the League? Arthur: In the last million years... twice. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Terror (aka The Tick vs The Terror) Arthur: [just back from League initiation] Can you believe that six months ago I was a bean counter at an accounting firm? Batmanuel: Yes, yes I can. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Arthur, Interrupted The Tick: Why is that man wearing a dress? Arthur: He's the judge. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Arthur Needs Space (aka Arthur Needs His Space) Batmanuel: Now you see the power of the suit. Women cannot resist us. Men cannot resist us. Dogs... Arthur: Yeah, I get it. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - The License Arthur: [concerned The Tick's so-called "wife"] This is like bigamy! The Tick: No Arthur, this is awfully big of you. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Couples Batmanuel: Poetic justice Arthur: Is there any other kind? The Tick: Puppet-show justice. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Funeral Arthur: I'd like to die with clean teeth. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Funeral Arthur: Yes, I'm anal retentive. Believe me, I would change that if I could. The Tick: Good Lord, man, retain that anus. One day it's fruit may be the only thing that stands between us and total oblivion. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (aka The Tick vs The Red Scare) The Tick: [Arthur is getting pummeled by a bunch of goons] I sure would like a slice of your righteous combat pie. Arthur: [weakly] Help! The Tick: Awww Gee Thanks! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (aka The Tick vs The Red Scare) Arthur: Apparently superheros are just a bunch of egotistical, self-centered, sexually frustrated kindergarteners. No offense intended. The Tick: None comprehended. |
 | Unknown Episode: Arthur: [to Tick] You bastard. The Tick: [Thinking he meant his "wife"] Easy. That's no way to address a lady. |
| Unknown Episode: Arthur: Oh, would you look at this. How many times have I told you about the toothpaste? The Tick: I know what toothpaste is. Arthur: When you leave the cap off the toothpaste the toothpaste gets hard and you can't get it out. The Tick: Doesn't do that for me. Arthur: That's because by the time you get the toothpaste, I've already cleaned it and put the cap back on! The Tick: Well, good gravy! We are a well-oiled machine! |
| Unknown Episode: The Tick: [to Arthur] You're on a first name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it "mister" lucidity... and that's no good in a pinch. Arthur: I just don't want to turn into Blaze and Fire, okay? The Tick: Heavens, man! What kind of crazy Frankenscience could make that possible? |
| Unknown Episode: The Tick: I'm telling you, Arthur, that checkout lady was giving me the hairy eyeball. Arthur: Tick, it's called glaucoma. The Tick: She's up to something nefarious. Arthur: She makes five twenty-five an hour! She can't afford to be nefarious. |
| Unknown Episode: The Tick: Owwwww! My head feels like it's... like it's gunna have a baby. Arthur: It's called a headache. The Tick: It has a name? |
| Unknown Episode: Arthur: Batmanuel... you... saved my life! Batmanuel: I have to throw up. |
| Unknown Episode: Arthur: She left at about ten. The Tick: It was 10:04. Remember? I was playing "Shout the Time". |
| Unknown Episode: Arthur: Toilets don't talk! The Tick: Well that's a maybe in my book, chum. |
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