The Thin Blue Line (UK) - Episode Quotes

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	Unknown Episode: Const. Maggie Habib: [to Patricia] Come on. Let your guard down, let your hair down, let your mother down.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Come on You Blues Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: Now, the Metropolitan force will police the Chelsea crowd, and a gang of nasty, ill-mannered yobs they're likely to be. Const. Maggie Habib: I think you're being prejudiced, sir, most supporters are genuine fans. Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: I wasn't talking about the fans, Habib, I was talking about the Metropolitan Police.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Come on You Blues Const. Frank Gladstone: I could not tell you why all the women I have ever loved say to me "I've got a fat bottom!", and when I say "Yes, I like it!", they throw the dinner at me!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Ism Ism Ism Detective Inspector Derek Grim: [after an argument with Fowler] Yeah? Well, when I'm a Chief Superintendant at Scotland Yard, you'll be sorry! Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: Should that day ever dawn, Inspector Grim, we'll ALL be sorry!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Night Shift Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: Is that woman still at it? I suppose you better bring her in. DC Robert Kray: No good asking her to come quietly, I suppose.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Sgt. Patricia Dawkins: If you hurt him, I'll shove that gun so far down your throat, you'll be blowing bullets out your backside!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Det. Insp. Derek Grim: A real, live, ARMED bank robbery? God, I'm so happy, I could cry!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: I weep for our country, I really do. Did you know 12 year olds in Holland and Belgium can already speak fluent English? Const. Kevin Goody: They're no cleverer than British children, Sir! My niece is only 10, and she can speak fluent English. Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: Your head is just something you keep your hat on, isn't it?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Sgt. Patricia Dawkins: You're a bloody idiot! You know that, don't you? A bloody idiot! Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: Please, Sgt Dawkins, we are on duty. I'm not an idiot, I am your commanding officer. I'm only an idiot between 1 o'clock and 2 o'clock, after 6:30 and at weekends! Sgt. Patricia Dawkins: Well, I'm not on duty, so you are! An idiot, a pompous twit and a pain in the backside!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Det. Insp. Derek Grim: All I know is, if it is genuine, my arse will be on the line and I don't want a cock-up!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Det. Insp. Derek Grim: Crockett, I need profiles on all known terrorists in the South-East. Kray, phone the Home Office! Phone the Armed Response Unit! Get me a tea, milk, four sugars! DC Robert Kray: In what order, Sir? Det. Insp. Derek Grim: Blimey, Kray! Where were you dragged up? Milk in first, tea next, sugar after.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Const. Kevin Goody: Is this one of those brain-teasers, Sir, where Cleopatra turns out to be a goldfish?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Det. Insp. Derek Grim: [looking through the pile of criminal files] Juvenile! Juvenile! Juvenile! D.C. Crockett: More juvenile, Sir! Det. Insp. Derek Grim: Just once in a while I'd like to nick someone whose balls have dropped!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Const. Maggie Habib: Morning Pat. You alright? Sgt. Patricia Dawkins: Ooh, it's Raymond, he's getting worse. Do you know, last week I found him in bed with a model? Const. Maggie Habib: No! Sgt. Patricia Dawkins: We've still got bits of balsa wood stuck to the duvet.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: [after being reminded about going to to the bank] No I won't forget, Patricia. Of course it would be easier to go now, and for that very reason the bank is closed, it being a basic principle of British banking that the customer is to be avoided at all costs.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Rag Week Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: I once possessed a whoopie cushion. I never deployed it, of course, but the capacity was there.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Honey Trap Det. Insp. Derek Grim: [referring to Terry the Tank] Listen! The bloke is laughing at the law. If you're not careful, division'll hand it over and we'll have the flying squad back. Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: You really think so? Det. Insp. Derek Grim: Of course we will if all we're doing is fannying about! Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: I don't care much for the flying squad I must say. You know the last time they were here, one of them left chewing gum under my desk! I mean what sort of mentality! The state of the lavatories! It was almost as if they were aiming for the floor! These men are trained marksman for heavens sake! Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: All I can say is, if you're ever cornered by one, head for the gents and hide in the urinal because they're uncapable of hitting it!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Honey Trap Det. Insp. Derek Grim: We're not talking about a honey trap, just a bit of intelligence gathering. CID cannot operate without intelligence! Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: Well, you seem to have managed very well up until now.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Honey Trap Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: Well if you knew that this crest represented the authority of Her Majesty the Queen, what in the devil's briefcase did you imagine "ER" stood for? Const. Kevin Goody: "Er" in the palace.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Fire and Terror Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: *What* is going on here? Sgt. Patricia Dawkins: Watch out Raymond, it's the terrorist. He's armed! Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: I appreciate your concern, Patricia, but this man is no more a terrorist than I am Joanna Lumley. He is in fact, a looney.
	Unknown Episode: Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: Keen of eye, swift of thought, and regular of bowel.
	Unknown Episode: Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: Keen of eye, swift of thought, and regular of bowel.
	Unknown Episode: Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: The artful dodger was a thief. And I don't think he'd have considered himself quite so "at home" in a juvenile detention center, which is where I'd have put him. Thieving is thieving and no amount of oom-pa-pa or boom-titty-titty will change that.
	Unknown Episode: Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: The artful dodger was a thief. And I don't think he'd have considered himself quite so "at home" in a juvenile detention center, which is where I'd have put him. Thieving is thieving and no amount of oom-pa-pa or boom-titty-titty will change that.
	Unknown Episode: Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: [talking about drugs] When I was a teenager, my idea of chemical stimulation was sucking on a Fisherman's Friend! Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: What is so funny, goody? P.C. Goody: Well sir, you just said your idea of chemical stimulation was sucking on a Fisherman's Friend! Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: So? P.C. Goody: Well, everyone knows they're AWFUL!
	Unknown Episode: Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: [talking about drugs] When I was a teenager, my idea of chemical stimulation was sucking on a Fisherman's Friend! Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: What is so funny, goody? P.C. Goody: Well sir, you just said your idea of chemical stimulation was sucking on a Fisherman's Friend! Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: So? P.C. Goody: Well, everyone knows they're AWFUL!
	Unknown Episode: Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: You'll be a wonderful red indian maid. Sergent Patricia Dawkins: That's silly little costume, my thigh's too fat. Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: What an absurd thing for you to say. Sergent Patricia Dawkins: You're saying that just to be nice. Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: No, I'm sure there's number of red indian have fat thigh's.
	Unknown Episode: Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: You'll be a wonderful red indian maid. Sergent Patricia Dawkins: That's silly little costume, my thigh's too fat. Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: What an absurd thing for you to say. Sergent Patricia Dawkins: You're saying that just to be nice. Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: No, I'm sure there's number of red indian have fat thigh's.
	Unknown Episode: Detective Inspector Derek Grim: 'cause you know what'll happen Raymond, don't you - it'll be your cock up - my arse!
	Unknown Episode: Detective Inspector Derek Grim: 'cause you know what'll happen Raymond, don't you - it'll be your cock up - my arse!