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Charo Quotes

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Charo: [trying to get out of Flava Flav's arms in bed] Uh-uh, no spooning. Because spooning leads to forking.
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Charo: The first impression I get when I walk into this house is Liberace with diarrhea, 1940.
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Charo: [on meeting Flavor Flav] The first few minutes, I didn't put it together that it was Flavor Flake.
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Charo: [about Ryan Starr] She didn't want to sleep with Brigitte Nielsen because she's a crazy bitch.
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Charo: [about Flavor Flav] I am psychic, and whatever he's telling me, I know he's full of sh*t.
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Charo: I'm walking around and I see Brigitte Neilsen with her big tits hanging around. [Screams] Oh my God. I hope she doesn't think this is a surreal porno.
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Charo: Charo: [about her first conversation with Flavor Flav] I'm psychic. So, I know whatever he's telling, he's full of shit.
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Charo: [the cast has just learned they will be assisting parapsychologist Dr. Larry Montz in determining if an abandoned mental hospital is haunted] People alive don't understand me. How in the world a ghost is going to understand me?
Dr. Larry Montz: Because they communicate more telepathically than verbally, so they're not going to be worried about your accent.
Charo: Oh. [Laughs nervously]
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Charo: [while standing in an elevator shaft where a patient was allegedly crushed to death] I hear the guy, okay? I'm sorry for him, but I want... I... I want to be alive.
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Charo: [On being separated from Jordan to go investigate the electroshock therapy room] If you leave me here alone that's the end of my... of me. I'm a chicken, Doctor. I have a big mouth that's all it is, but I'm a chicken.
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Charo: [after seeing the electric chair in the electroshock therapy room] I was terrified to see the electric chair. You know why? Think about it! How many people been electrified in this chair. It's not a toy. It's the chair that alot of people have been sit down there, close their eyes and get roasted.
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Dave Coulier: So Flav is planning on driving today.
Charo: Do you have a life insurance?

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