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	Season 1 / Episode 28: - Mario Meets Koop-zilla / Fortune Teller Toad: A net! Luigi: Annette Funicello? Where?
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold / Heart Throb Mario "Jumpman" Mario: [first line in cartoon segment] Plumber's Log, number 007; we arrived in Spy Land.
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold / Heart Throb Agent M: I am Agent M. Mario Mario: I see. Agent M: Not C. M! Luigi: Oh. Agent M: Not O! I'm M. Agent O is on vacation.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - On Her Majesty's Sewer Service / 9001: A Mario Odyssey Mario "Jumpman" Mario: [first line in cartoon segment] Plumber's Log, number 704; our adventure loving group had arrived in Victoria, land of mystery, cloaks and daggers and screams in the night.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Adventures of Sherlock Mario / Plumbers of the Year Mario "Jumpman" Mario: Plumber's Log; number 10-14, we were traveling through a strange land called Turtlevania.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Adventures of Sherlock Mario / Plumbers of the Year Luigi Mario: Yo. My brother, the pasta vampire. [everyone laughs]
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - The Fire of Hercufleas / The Marios Fight Back Mario "Jumpman" Mario: [first line in cartoon segment] Plumber's log 2-21, the Snow World.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - The Fire of Hercufleas / The Marios Fight Back Luigi Mario: [last lines in cartoon segment] Holy ravoli, Mario! You didn't say anything about getting a kiss. Mario "Jumpman" Mario: All part of being a hero, Luigi.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Toad Warriors / E.C. The Extra Creepy Mario "Jumpman" Mario: No peeking!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Toad Warriors / E.C. The Extra Creepy Mario "Jumpman" Mario: Plumber's Log; number 505. We are hacking our way through the Amazon jungle, searching for Sheldon the mysterious witchdoctor.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Jungle Fever / Dance Mario Mario: You okay, Luigi? Luigi: I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Jungle Fever / Dance Princess Peach Toadstool: [relieved] They're safe! King Bowser Koopa: What? Toad: She said... Toad: [impersonating the Princess] They're safe!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Mario's Magic Carpet / Marianne and Luigeena Mario "Jumpman" Mario: [first line in cartoon segment] Plumber's Log, number 437. We arrived in a dry and deadly desert... on a lumpy camel.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Mario's Magic Carpet / Marianne and Luigeena Mario "Jumpman" Mario: [last lines in cartoon segment] They really deserve each other, where next Princess? Princess Peach Toadstool: How about a carpet cleaner? [everyone laughs]
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - King Mario of Cramalot / Day of the Orphan Mario "Jumpman" Mario: [first line in cartoon segment] Plumber's Log number 22-37, we were in a land of damsels in distress and knights in shiny armor, the legendary Cramalot.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - King Mario of Cramalot / Day of the Orphan King Bowser Koopa: As the old saying goes, he who koops and runs away, lives to koop another day.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Bird! The Bird! / Neatness Counts Luigi: Hey, Mario, you got some spaghetti on your overalls. Mario Mario: Eh, fuck you, Luigi.
	Unknown Episode: Mario Mario: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.
	Unknown Episode: Mario Mario: That's a heaping helpin' of moolah. Luigi: Yeah and that's a lot of money too.
	Unknown Episode: Mario/Luigi: Pattycake, pattycake, Pasta Man / Gimme pasta power as fast as you can.
	Unknown Episode: Link: [looking down Zelda's blouse from a tower] Hey, princess! Looking good! Espeacially from this angle!
	Unknown Episode: Link: Well, Excuuuuuuse me, princess!
	Unknown Episode: Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing? Mario Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour!
	Unknown Episode: Toad: This is the second biggest hyperthermic needle I've ever seen Luigi: What was the biggest? Toad: My last flu shot
	Unknown Episode: Blooper: I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back
	Unknown Episode: Mario Mario, Luigi: Yes, Mama.
	Unknown Episode: Mario Mario: We need your Hocus Pocus. can you make us fly? Genie: Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me? Luigi: No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers. Mario Mario: Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin. Genie: Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.
	Unknown Episode: Madame Agogo: Ahooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [a window shatters] Luigi: Uh Madame Agogo, did you just summon up evil spirits? Madame Agogo: No it was the Chilli Peppers I had for lunch [drum fanfare] , Now ask me whats the first thing on my mind! Mario Mario: Ok whats the first thing on your mind? Madame Agogo: My $25 fee [drum fanfare] course things don't come cheap you have to pay the rent [Takes money from Mario] Thank you, Mario, Luigi join hands! Madame Agogo: [chanting as the lights dim down] Ohhhh ooohhh almight spirits/ with mighty eyes/ To Mario and Luigi/ Please don't tell lies, [pause] Ahhhhhh either all your questions will soon be answered, Luigi: Or...? Mario Mario: Or...? Madame Agogo: Or we'll have to play a quick game of ring-around-the-rosie [drum fanfare] Madame Agogo: [after the Lengend of Zelda preview] I Fell! Mario Mario: YES? Madame Agogo: I Fell! Luigi: YES? Madame Agogo: I feel someone stepping on my foot! [drum fanfare] Mario Mario, Luigi: [both look at the floor then make a gesture with their teeth and fingers] Neeurrgh!
	Unknown Episode: King Bowser Koopa: Hey mouse-brain, where's that music coming from? Mouser #2: Maybe you left your radio on. King Bowser Koopa: Don't be silly. This is pasta-land, radio hasn't been invented yet.
	Unknown Episode: Link: [making a dramatic entrance, swinging in on a rope] You called for a hero, princess? Princess Zelda: Yes, but I guess you'll have to do.

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