The Suite Life of Zack and Cody - Episode Quotes

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	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Carey Martin: [punishing Zack and Cody] I am so steamed right now, that if I were a mirror, you wouldn't see yourself!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Mr. Moseby: [after hearing Carey grounding Zack and Cody] Might I suggest 20 years on an island with boy-eating birds? Carey Martin: You might. Odd, but you might.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Carey Martin: Apparently in your room, there's too much fun. This time, you're grounded in the living room. Zack Martin: OK. [switches on TV] Carey Martin: And no TV. [takes remote off Zack and switches TV off] Zack Martin: Oh, man! Cody Martin: Zack, we don't need TV or video games to entertain ourselves. Carey Martin: And no cooking. Cody Martin: Oh, man!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Zack Martin: How did I miss The Cheetah Girls? Cody Martin: You were tackling that flower maid. Zack Martin: For a seven-year-old, she was tough. She had a mean left hook!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 London Tipton: I didn't really put you in my will. Maddie Fitzpatrick: [gasps] But you said you... London Tipton: I lied. I needed a way to get you up here. Maddie Fitzpatrick: What's wrong with "Maddie, get up here?" London Tipton: Oh, right. I forgot about that. Sorry.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Mr. Moseby: I don't know what hurt more - this little bride that jabbed me in the kidneys or the real one that kicked me in the shins!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 London Tipton: So do you enjoy living in the vast forest in the Great Northwest? Chris Brown: I live in a loft in New York. London Tipton: Interesting, interesting. How difficult is it to find shoes with such big feet? Chris Brown: I only wear size 11. Maddie Fitzpatrick: London, those are the questions for Bigfoot. Chris Brown: [in excitement] Bigfoot's on the show?
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Cody Martin: You know, it's funny, we've been crawling around in these vents for years without any problems and these things are only meant to carry air. Zack Martin: And we're bigger than we used to be. Cody Martin: And if you think about it, I'm amazed that these things can hold us up. Zack Martin: Well, chalk it up to good old American craftsmanship. Cody Martin, Zack Martin: Uh-oh!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Mr. Moseby: I have often said that you that you are a terrible mother. Carey Martin: You have? Mr. Moseby: [pause] Maybe to other people.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Carey Martin: I am so sick of this constant cycle of breaking the rules, getting grounded, sneaking out, getting grounded, breaking the rules... Zack Martin: Well, maybe you can break the cycle this time by not grounding us.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Carey Martin: [to Zack and Cody] That is it! You are beyond grounded. The next time you see sunlight - no, oh, actually, no! You're never going to see sunlight again! Because by the time your punishment is over, the sun will have burnt out, collapsed into a black hole and the last remnants of mankind will be living on a rusty little spaceship as the cold silence of space slowly drives them mad! Chris Brown: I think she's halfway there!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Doin' Time in Suite 2330 Carey Martin: No laughing in the big house. Zack Martin: Um, do I get a last meal? Carey Martin: Yes, and I'm cooking it. Zack Martin: Aren't I being punished enough?
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Romancing The Phone Carey Martin: Glad I could help!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Foiled Again Chef Paolo: Hey, surfer dudes! Maddie Fitzpatrick, London Tipton: Where?
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Hector: Your bank accounts have been unfrozen and now you are rich. Esteban: Really? Rich enough to my pet chicken a coop? Hector: A solid gold coop with a doorman!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses London Tipton: Moseby, why did you fire Esteban? Sure, he is incompetent, you can barely understand a word he says, his best friend is a chicken... where was I?
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses London Tipton: [talking about Esteban's apartment] Why are you going to that ratty little place? Esteban: How do you know what my place looks like? London Tipton: Because compared to where I live, everyone has a ratty little place!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses London Tipton: We can be BFFWLSAGSAL! Mr. Moseby, Esteban: What? London Tipton: "Best Friends Forever Who Love Spending and Go Shopping A Lot".
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Kurt: Well, boys, you better do your homework. It's a school night. Zack Martin: Mom always lets us watch "Wrestle Smackathon". Kurt: Oh, really? Cause on the "Don't" list, [picks up the list provided by Carey and reads it] "Don't let them convince you I let them watch 'Wrestle Smackathon' before they do their homework".
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Zack Martin: Right. Jelly babies, cherry soda and cheese products in a can. All the ingredients of romance!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Cody Martin: Pate - low fat, crackers - low sodium and chocolate cake - low nothing. Room freshener - forest pine. [inhales] All the ingredients of romance!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Cody Martin: You have nothing to fear from a man who only seeks to adore you. Barbara Brownstein: Oh, that is sweet. And if you try to try to go too far, I have a black belt in karate and can snap your arm like a twig.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Mr. Moseby: You must have some money saved. Esteban: Yes, I do. I saved about a million pestabas. Mr. Moseby: Well, that's good. Esteban: Except for in this country, it comes to about $1.40.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Esteban: Oh, Mr. Moseby, I should've listened to you instead of Miss Spend-Now-Save-Never! Mr. Moseby: It's OK, Esteban. It's times like these that a man shows his true character. Esteban: You're right. I must show that I'm strong and I'm in control. [pause] Oh, I want that money!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Kurt: [to Zack and Cody, before playing a Viking at the theatre] You are so grounded, I'm going to spend the entire second act thinking of punishments that a Viking would find cruel!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - A Tale of Two Houses Abby: [After Kurt walks in dressed as a Viking] Why is there a Viking in your apartment? Zack Martin: Er... we ordered German take-out? Kurt: First of all, Vikings are from Scandinavia. And second of all, I'm their father.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Orchestra Zack Martin: That's odd. My new math teacher said the same thing when I walked into his class. Mrs. Madigan: That's because there's a "Beware of Zack" poster in the teacher's lounge. Zack Martin: Actually, my name stage name is "Nasty Z: The Dark Prince of Awesome!"
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Orchestra Zack Martin: Cody, there's no need to be jealous. Barbara is crazy about you. Cody Martin: Yeah. She did give me an engraved protractor for my birthday. Zack Martin: And if that's not nerd love, I don't know what love is.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Orchestra Cody Martin: Barbara Simka Brownstein, you have betrayed me, and the love that we shared! I was learning Yiddish for you, and all I get in return is... Tsuris! We're through! Zack Martin: [to Mrs. Madigan] And you got me playing the triangle. [scoff]
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Orchestra Zack Martin: Dude, you're bringing me down. What is that? Cody Martin: "Ode to Joy".