2x06 The Happy Wanderer
First Aired: Feb. 20, 2000 on HBO
Summary: Tony decides to lie to Dr. Melfi and tells her that everything in life is fine, but she knows better. However, he does admit that he does a have a slight problem with "happy wanderers" who haven't a care in the world. He soon has to organize the "Executive Game", a high stakes poker game…
Main Characters in this Episode
Tony Soprano: Sil, take it easy.
Silvio Dante: I'm losing my balls over heeeere! This fuckin' moron's playing Hazel? Get the fuck outta here!
Matt Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away from...
Silvio Dante: Why? Why NOW? Leave it there!
Matt Bevilaqua: I don't know, I was just...
Silvio Dante: What? [to Tony] Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get 'em? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying ta... [to Matt, shouting] Leave the fuckin' cheese there! All right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! All right? So leave the fuckin' cocksuckin' cheese WHERE IT IS! [Scoops the rest of the food from his plate onto the floor] Here, here, here! Go ahead. Have a good time! [Sits back down to make a bet] 800.
Dr. Ira Freid: Call.
Silvio Dante: [to Dr. Fried] And why don't you go fix a fuckin' dick or whatever the fuck it is you do.
- Goof (audio/visual unsynchronized): Meadow Soprano's friend plays a bass riff while Meadow sings but his left hand's fingering on the bass neck does not match the tune we hear.
- Goof (continuity error): When Tony and Meadow are arguing in Meadow's room, the gold charm/medal on Tony's necklace is alternatively inside, then outside of his white t-shirt.