Phil Leotardo

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Frank Vincent
"Go home and get your shine box....", so said ill fated Billy Batts in _Goodfellas (1990)_ (qv). However, ...

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Phil Leotardo Quotes

	Season 6 / Episode 21: - Made in America Butch DeConcini: But I know you're disappointed, Phil. I can hear it in everything you're sayin'. Phil Leotardo: Fuckin' A, I'm disappointed! Butch DeConcini: I'm thinking... I dunno... Maybe... Phil Leotardo: What? You're talkin' about reachin' out? We can't go back! Are you outta your fuckin' mind? Butch DeConcini: No, I know. Phil Leotardo: Then what'd you say it for? Butch DeConcini: I didn't, Phil, you did. Phil Leotardo: Listen, kid. When this is over, we're gonna sit down, me and you. Butch DeConcini: I hope so. Phil Leotardo: [rolls eyes] I can't hear ya, you're breakin' up. Butch DeConcini: I said I hope... [Phil hangs up]
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Blue Comet Phil Leotardo: Historically, Carmine always said the Sopranos are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple. We decapitate and we do business with whatever's left. [to Albie] What? Albie Cianflone: Nothin'. I agree in spirit but I gotta counsel. Phil Leotardo: This thing shoulda been done during John's era. Butch DeConcini: They got redundant upper management, bleeds off half the kick. We take 'em out, absorb the whole fuckin' thing. Albie Cianflone: Take out an entire fuckin' family? Phil Leotardo: Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Coco, forget Fat Dom who goes over to Jersey and never comes back, forget my brother Billy. Albie Cianflone: Phil, Phil, that's not what I'm sayin' at all. Phil Leotardo: Anthony Soprano has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big seat, his father's brother. Albie Cianflone: Please, huh? Phil Leotardo: I'm embarrassed. I let him come to the hospital last Christmas, and I took his fat, fuckin' hand in friendship. Albie Cianflone: Philly, ya had a heart attack. Phil Leotardo: Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their finger pricked. There's no sword and gun on the table... Albie Cianflone: Phil... Phil Leotardo: No, Alb, either it has meaning or no meaning. And the Vito thing, the man harbors a faggot. Albie Cianflone: It's true. Phil Leotardo: Five fuckin' Families and we got this other pygmy thing over in Jersey... There's no scraps in my scrapbook... Make it happen.
	Season 6 / Episode 19: - The Second Coming Tony Soprano: When you were sick in the hospital, we talked. We shared a, uh... an understanding about life. Phil Leotardo: This is business, Anthony. Tony Soprano: Yeah, I know. But I'm talkin' to you here on a human level. There's a limit, Phil. C'mon. A point where business bleeds into other shit. Feelings make things financially unfeasible. Phil Leotardo: [chuckles] Charles Schwab, over here. Tony Soprano: So that's it. No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fuckin' jokes. Phil Leotardo: You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I'm goin'?
	Season 6 / Episode 19: - The Second Coming Phil Leotardo: [to Tony, from his window] That's right, cocksucker! Go back to New Jersey! Little Carmine Lupertazzi: Phil, what are you doin'? Phil Leotardo: Take that piece of shit and get off my stoop! Little Carmine Lupertazzi: But we just talked about this. Phil Leotardo: Well, cooler heads prevailed. Little Carmine Lupertazzi: Uncle Philly! Phil Leotardo: Uncle Philly, my ass!
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - Chasing It Tony Soprano: Marie Spatafore came to see me. She wants a hundred grand to relocate on account of Vito, Jr. already has his own social worker. Phil Leotardo: Patty told me there was doin's. I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - Chasing It Phil Leotardo: [talking about Vito Spatafore's son Vito Jr] I guess the turd didn't fall far from the faggot's ass.
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - Chasing It Phil Leotardo: [to Vito Jr] What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. You make me sick.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - Stage 5 Tony Soprano: How was Florida? Phil Leotardo: Hot and sticky, like my balls.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - Stage 5 Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo. Boy #3: Why'd they do that for? Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume. [girl raises her hand] Marissa. Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus. Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference. Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - Stage 5 Phil Leotardo: That cocksuckin' piece of shit Tony Soprano's cousin - I can't even say his name - murdered Billy. And what did I do about it?... My weakness. Sometimes I think it's in my DNA. My family took shit from the Merigans the minute we got off the boat. Butch DeConcini: Come on, the fuck you talkin' about? Phil Leotardo: Leotardo. That's my fuckin' legacy... No more, Butchie. No more of this.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Members Only Vito Spatafore: [Phil walks in] Oh! Finally! Startin' to grow mushrooms out my ass. Phil Leotardo: There's an image.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - All Due Respect Phil Leotardo: We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous. Joanne Moltisanti: What's your name? Phil Leotardo: We're anonymous.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Long Term Parking Phil Leotardo: Take your fuckin' sorrys and stick 'em in your ass.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Test Dream Angelo Garepe: Jesus, don't! Phil, please! Philly, you know me. Phil Leotardo: You couldn't fuckin' retire? Angelo Garepe: Philly, for God's sake, you know me!
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Where's Johnny? Phil Leotardo: Next time there won't be a next time.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Where's Johnny? Lorraine Calluzzo: No! Please! I'll suck your cock! All your cocks! Phil Leotardo: Suck our cocks? Lorraine Calluzzo: Yeah. Phil Leotardo: [to her boyfriend] She any good?... What am I askin' you for? You probably showed her how.
	Unknown Episode: Phil Leotardo: There are no scraps in my scrapbook.

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