09x22 - Gnoman Holiday Season 9 / Episode 22: - Gnoman Holiday

Hefty Smurf: Alloweth me Smurfette. [Places a blanket on a mud hole for Smurfette to cross]
Smurfette: Why thank you Hefty... [Screams as she falls into the mud hole with the blanket she stepped on. Only her head is shown. She then looks at Hefy with an angry face]
Hefty Smurf: [Looking at the television audience] I gotta sinking feeling that I'm not making many points with Smurfette.
Smurfette: [Looks at Hefty with an angry face] Aww... for now on, Hefty Smurf, your name is mud!
07x36 - Papa For a Day Season 7 / Episode 36: - Papa For a Day

Greedy Smurf: Hey, you're not supposed to bring strange humans into the village!
Snappy Smurf: He's not strange. He's our friend Swellfellow.
Hefty Smurf: Hmm... something familar about this boy.
Gargamel: Gather around, Smurfs. I brought you a surprise of my own.
Greedy Smurf: Hmm... something familar with that sack.
Gargamel: This gift is a real knockout! [Puts his left hand into the sack and then laughs]
Jokey Smurf: Something familiar with that laugh.
Gargamel: [Throws magic powder at the Smurfs] Surprise, you miserable Smurfs!
Smurfs: [Gasps in shock] Gargamel!
Sassette Smurfling: Nappin' nightowl... [Falls asleep with the other Smurflings]
07x33 - Vanity's Wild Adventure Season 7 / Episode 33: - Vanity's Wild Adventure

Brainy Smurf: Excellent! You captured the fugitive. Let's hurry back to the village so I can deliver the summation of my masterful case!
Smurfette, Snappy Smurf, Sassette Smurfling: This case is closed!
Brainy Smurf: [Kicked out into the forest] Ohh... some justice!
07x29 - Bouncing Smurf Season 7 / Episode 29: - Bouncing Smurf

Brainy Smurf: Get me out of here! Help! [Bangs on the elevator cage with his fists]
Hefty Smurf: Smurf a grip on yourself, Brainy! We have to wait until some Smurf finds us.
Brainy Smurf: [Slides his back on the elevator cage and sits down] Ah I'm supposed your right, Hefty. [Reads a book] I might as well make the best of things by reading my latest and greatest quotations of Brainy Smurf. [Hefty looks surprised] Brilliant Quotation #1...
Hefty Smurf: [Quickly bangs the elevator cage with his fists] Help!
07x29 - Bouncing Smurf Season 7 / Episode 29: - Bouncing Smurf

Brainy Smurf: Brainy Smurf's Brilliant Quotation #3002: Never smurf off tomorrow what Brainy Smurf can help you smurf today.
Hefty Smurf: [Shakes his head and put his hand on his checks in bewildment] Oh why me!
07x29 - Bouncing Smurf Season 7 / Episode 29: - Bouncing Smurf

Brainy Smurf: Quotation #7034...
Hefty Smurf: I've... I've... can't smurf it anymore! [Throws a dumbell at a window, breaking it. He leaps out of the elevator cage and graps onto a nearby tree branch]
Brainy Smurf: Well, if it's that easy, why didn't you smurf us out sooner?
07x23 - Legendary Smurfs Season 7 / Episode 23: - Legendary Smurfs

Hefty Smurf: Ah... there's nothing better than a little old-fashion Smurf power.
Gargamel: Hehehehehe! Is that so?
Gargamel: [Comes out of hiding with Scruple and Azrael wearing skis] How about an old-fashion Smurf chowder!
Smurfs: Gargamel!
07x23 - Legendary Smurfs Season 7 / Episode 23: - Legendary Smurfs

Natural 'Nat' Smurf: Wake up, Mr. hedgehog! Ah gee too bad! I thought you might like to ride along with us.
Brainy Smurf: We have absosmurfly no room aboard for that animal, Nat. If he would to come on board, one of us have to stay behind.
Hefty Smurf: Well, why didn't you say so, Brainy?
Brainy Smurf: [Kicked by Hefty off-screen into the forest] And the hedgehog didn't even have a ticket.
07x21 - Azrael's Brain Season 7 / Episode 21: - Azrael's Brain

Sassette Smurfling: Money? What's money?
Brainy Smurf: Well Sassette, according to humans, money is what makes the world go round. A lack of money is the root of all evil, money talks...
Grandpa Smurf: Money talks too much if you ask me.
07x21 - Azrael's Brain Season 7 / Episode 21: - Azrael's Brain

Papa Smurf: Smurfette, stop sniffling.
Smurfette: But poor Sassette... Oh I have been so selfish... I'll never forgive myself...! [Sniffling]
Papa Smurf: [sighs] Try...
07x18 - Dancing Bear Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dancing Bear

Poet Smurf: I call it "The Answer Smurf." Whatever the question, big or small, ask Brainy Smurf, he knows it all! [Giggles] What do you think?
Snappy Smurf: What do you think Brainy knows the answer?
Poet Smurf: Because he told me.
Snappy Smurf: Hmm... I think he [i.e. Poet] needs his poetic license revoked.
07x18 - Dancing Bear Season 7 / Episode 18: - Dancing Bear

Brainy Smurf: Thank smurfness they're gone!
Slouchy Smurf: [Taps Brainy's back with his finger] Brainy! [Brainy turns towards Slouchy] I got a few questions to ask you...
Brainy Smurf: Ohhhh... [Falls to the ground and faints]
Slouchy Smurf: [Surprised] But that can wait.
06x36 - Gargamel's Dummy Season 6 / Episode 36: - Gargamel's Dummy

Hogatha: [Enters Gargamel's hovel wearing her wedding dress] Gargy! It's time to make every little witch's wish come true! Hahahaha!
Gargamel: [Sticks his tough in disgust] Oooh! I wish I were dead!
06x34 - Future Smurfed Season 6 / Episode 34: - Future Smurfed

Brain Smurf: And last, but certainly not least, I like especially to thank my humble assistant and future wizard of the year Brainy Smurf. [Speaks to Smurfette] Well, what do you think of it?
Smurfette: [Seeings Gargamel from a distance] Oh, this is terrible!
Brain Smurf: Well, it may need a little work but, ah...
Smurfette: Not you, Brainy. Gargamel! [Gargamel and Azrael come out of a bush with springs on their feet]
06x31 - The Root Of Evil Season 6 / Episode 31: - The Root Of Evil

Painter Smurf: [Seeing Gargamel disguised as the tooth fairy] Déjà vu! Zhe tooth fairy seems very strange.
Vanity Smurf: Oh, you're so right. That hairstyle went out years ago.
06x31 - The Root Of Evil Season 6 / Episode 31: - The Root Of Evil

Gargamel: [Disguised as the tooth fairy] Gather around, you delicious little... oh, darling little Smurfs.
Sassette Smurfling: Oh tooth fairy. Do you really have a surprise for me?
Gargamel: You might say. I have a surprise for everyone. [Removes his wig] Surprise! [Crackles]
Clumsy Smurf: [Running with Painter and Vanity] Oh, gosh! The tooth fairy looks like... oow... like Gargamel!
Painter Smurf: This is terrible!
Vanity Smurf: I'll say. Whoever heard wearing black tights with a blue tutu.
06x31 - The Root Of Evil Season 6 / Episode 31: - The Root Of Evil

Scruple: [Pours contents from a vial into a violet bottle] Now, all I need is some bat wings, a lizard tail, and a shark's tooth.
Tooth Fairy: Excuse me! But if you help me, maybe I can help you.
Scruple: Yeees! Maybe you can! Instead of bat wings, I think I'll use fairy wings! Hahahaha!
Tooth Fairy: Oh dear!
06x30 - Dr. Evil And Mr. Nice Season 6 / Episode 30: - Dr. Evil And Mr. Nice

Gargamel: [laughs] Sit tight my little bon-bons! Lunch is almost ready!
Papa Smurf: I'm surprised at you, Gargamel. You should never eat Smurfs for lunch. You should eat Smurfs for dinner.
Smurfs: [Gasp in shock] Papa Smurf!
Papa Smurf: And I'm sure with Greedy's help, we could make you a great meal.
Gargamel: Oh, really?
Papa Smurf: It's simply a matter of adding the proper seasonings: a pinch of parsley; a little pepper; a dash of salt; perhaps a clove or two all smothered in butter. Of course if you aren't interested in having the meal of a lifetime...
Gargamel: No, no, no, no! It sounds so good that I can hardly wait! But I will, I will!
Greedy Smurf: Papa Smurf, do you really think it is smurfy to encourage him like that?
Papa Smurf: Don't worry, Greedy! I'm only stalling so we have time to come up with a plan.
Greedy Smurf: Thanks smurfness! Uh... what's the plan?
Papa Smurf: I'm afraid... uh... that's something I don't even know yet.
06x25 - It's A Puppy's Life Season 6 / Episode 25: - It's A Puppy's Life

Smurfette: Oh my Smurfs! I can't believe it! All the trees are leaving! [Weeping] Oh... life without trees is kind of be unbearable... [Sniffing]
Gargamel: There, there, Smurfette. I will be happy to put you out of your misery! [Cackling]
06x24 - The Royal Drum Season 6 / Episode 24: - The Royal Drum

Brainy Smurf: [Over-reacting] We're gonna starve! We're all gonna starve! [Crying and putting his hands on Smurfette's back] I can't believe it. Me, cut down to the prime of my smurfiness!
06x23 - Can't Smurf The Music Season 6 / Episode 23: - Can't Smurf The Music

Hefty Smurf: How can such a smart Smurfling be so think-headed when it comes to Gargamel?
Natural 'Nat' Smurf: [Slouchy's voice is heard from Nat's mouth] Yeah! Every Smurf knows that he is the nastiest, most evil human on the face of the earth.
Gargamel: [Blushing] Oh my! Look at me! I'm blushing!
Sassette Smurfling: But I just know that I can change Pappy Gargamel if I had the chance. After all, he must have some good inside of him. He helped to create me, did he?
Gargamel: Well we all make mistakes! [Jumps in front of the Smurfs]
Smurfs: Gargamel!
06x22 - Calling Dr. Smurf Season 6 / Episode 22: - Calling Dr. Smurf

Gargamel: I've done it! A Smurf of my very own! No one will ever call me a failure again!
Weepy Smurf: Everyone think you are a failure? Why, that's horrible! [Crying]
Gargamel: You... you feel bad for me?
Weepy Smurf: [Sniffing] Well, of course I do. It must be tough going through life as an incompetent buffoon! [Cries]
Gargamel: [Approaches Weepy with a knife before reconsidering] Why... ah... yes... [Stuttering] it is...
06x22 - Calling Dr. Smurf Season 6 / Episode 22: - Calling Dr. Smurf

Gargamel: [Crying] Believe it or not, no one respect me. Not my fellow wizards, not my mommy, not even Azrael. [Cries out in tears]
Azrael: [Meowing in confusion]
Weepy Smurf: Ah you poor wizard you... [Crying]
Hefty Smurf: I don't believe it. Weeping's still alive.
Gargamel: You know, I'm sorry I have to eat you, but if I don't, I'll hate myself! [Cries out in tears, then blowing his nose with a handkerchief]
Weepy Smurf: I know... I know... [Cries out in tears]
Gargamel: Wa... wa... What am I'm saying? I'm about to taste victory! [Opens the cage where Weepy is kept] Come here, you little blue morsel! I waited a long time for this. Why, I could... [Crackles] weep for joy! [Crackles again]
06x22 - Calling Dr. Smurf Season 6 / Episode 22: - Calling Dr. Smurf

Hefty Smurf: [Speaking to Weepy in the Smurf Village] Gee, Weepy, when I thought you were a goner... I... I been so baaad! [Cries out in tears]
06x09 - The Prince And The Hopper Season 6 / Episode 9: - The Prince And The Hopper

Natural 'Nat' Smurf: Look at these poor, poor animals! Who would do such a mean thing?
Papa Smurf: I'm afraid that human children don't realize how it feels to be caged, Nat. If we don't find that egg soon, we may all end up like these creatures.
06x05 - Gargamel's New Job Season 6 / Episode 5: - Gargamel's New Job

Smurfette: Oh no, my new dress!
Jokey Smurf: [laughs] That was really funny, Smurfette! [Continues laughing]
Greedy Smurf: Oh, what a terrible shame!
Smurfette: Well, at least Greedy understands...
Greedy Smurf: Oh, yes! It's a terrible shame because that is the last of the porridge. [Licks the porridge that Clumsy Smurf accidentally spilled on Smurfette's dress]
Smurfette: Oooh, that smurfs it! [Angrily walks away to the dining room's entrance, then speaks to the Smurfs inside] You can all take a lesson in charm from Don Smurfo. [Leaves]
06x05 - Gargamel's New Job Season 6 / Episode 5: - Gargamel's New Job

Brainy Smuf: Hey, Smurfette! Come and join us!
Smurfette: Sorry, Brainy. I'm just too busy with Don Smurfo.
Brainy Smuf: Well, what that Smurf got that I don't have?
Sassette Smurfling: Smurfette.
06x04 - Smurfquest (4) Season 6 / Episode 4: - Smurfquest (4)

Sassette Smurfling: Sunshine and sarsaparilla, isn't anything better than being a Smurf on a hot, summer day?
Gargamel: [Speaking for a distance] How about eating a Smurf on a hot, summer day! [Runs after the Smurfs from a bush with Azrael running ahead of him]
05x23 - Educating Bigmouth Season 5 / Episode 23: - Educating Bigmouth

Sassette: [Speaking while Gargamel plays Woody's cursed pan flute] Pappy Gargamel, I just wanted to tell you that I love you. I don't know why I love you, but I really do.
Gargamel: [Becomes exhausted and sighs. Then comes to Sassette to plead with her] Oh no one... no one has ever said that to me before... [Weeps] I can't bear it...! [Weeps again]
Papa Smurf: [Speaking after climbing out of Gargamel's basket] Not even the deep voice of evil within Gargamel is strong enough to withstand the power of love.
05x23 - Educating Bigmouth Season 5 / Episode 23: - Educating Bigmouth

Sassette: [after leaving Gargamel's hovel with the other Smurfs and Laconia the wood elf] Papa Smurf, will Pappy Gargamel stay nice forever?
Papa Smurf: The effect of the music is not permanent. The only way Gargamel can change forever is if he really wants to. But even if he doesn't change, he'll never forget what happened to him.