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The Six Million Dollar Man

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04x06 - H+2+O = Death Season 4 / Episode 6: - H+2+O = Death

Jaime Sommers: [quite weak] Callahan was a robot. The other woman was too. She the one, eh, I was chasing, the one that kidnapped Oscar. I had a fight with both of them in Callahan's apartment. Steve, they're stronger than bionics!
04x06 - H+2+O = Death Season 4 / Episode 6: - H+2+O = Death

Doctor Franklin: So, there are two bionic people! Well done, Rudy, that's marvelous. After I take over the OSI, I'll have to go through all of Rudy's files. See if he has any other wonderful surprises for us.
04x06 - H+2+O = Death Season 4 / Episode 6: - H+2+O = Death

Doctor Franklin: How much did your bionic man cost you, Oscar? Five, six million dollars? We shall soon see if it was a good investment, won't we?
04x06 - H+2+O = Death Season 4 / Episode 6: - H+2+O = Death

Lynda Wilson: [looking at her Fembot duplicate] Boy, it's spooky looking at myself.
Doctor Rudy Wells: Not only that, do you know she weighs 482 pounds?
Lynda Wilson: Well that teaches me one thing.
Col. Steve Austin: Yeah? What's that?
Lynda Wilson: I'd better go on a diet.
04x06 - H+2+O = Death Season 4 / Episode 6: - H+2+O = Death

Doctor Franklin: I was right. Colonel Austin is on to something. He's never refused a direct order of yours before, has he?
Oscar Goldman: Quite often, Franklin. As a matter of fact, when he does do what I tell him to, I'm quite surprised.
04x01 - The Return of Bigfoot (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Return of Bigfoot (1)

Oscar Goldman: What do you think?
Col. Steve Austin: Well, If I didn't know better, I would think a bionic man came through here.
Oscar Goldman: You haven't gone into business for yourself, have you, pal?
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 58 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 58

Oscar Goldman: What do you think?
Col. Steve Austin: Well, If I didn't know better, I would think a bionic man came through here.
Oscar Goldman: You haven't gone into business for yourself, have you, pal?
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 01 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 01

Oscar Goldman: What do you think?
Col. Steve Austin: Well, If I didn't know better, I would think a bionic man came through here.
Oscar Goldman: You haven't gone into business for yourself, have you, pal?
04x01 - The Return of Bigfoot (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Return of Bigfoot (1)

Col. Steve Austin: I don't know. It's... it's like there's something there. I can almost remember, but not quite... it's frustrating.
Jamie Sommers: Tell me about it. I'm the one who wrote the book on partial memory, remember?
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 58 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 58

Col. Steve Austin: I don't know. It's... it's like there's something there. I can almost remember, but not quite... it's frustrating.
Jamie Sommers: Tell me about it. I'm the one who wrote the book on partial memory, remember?
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 01 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 01

Col. Steve Austin: I don't know. It's... it's like there's something there. I can almost remember, but not quite... it's frustrating.
Jamie Sommers: Tell me about it. I'm the one who wrote the book on partial memory, remember?
04x01 - The Return of Bigfoot (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Return of Bigfoot (1)

Gilian: It's a time-line converter, a TLC. It allows us to move faster or slower through time than the objects around us. So, it we can apparently disappear... [she does just that, reappearing behind Steve]... and reappear somewhere else. We can't go through locked doors, but we can go through unlocked ones so fast you can't see us.
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 58 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 58

Gilian: It's a time-line converter, a TLC. It allows us to move faster or slower through time than the objects around us. So, it we can apparently disappear... [she does just that, reappearing behind Steve]... and reappear somewhere else. We can't go through locked doors, but we can go through unlocked ones so fast you can't see us.
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 01 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 01

Gilian: It's a time-line converter, a TLC. It allows us to move faster or slower through time than the objects around us. So, it we can apparently disappear... [she does just that, reappearing behind Steve]... and reappear somewhere else. We can't go through locked doors, but we can go through unlocked ones so fast you can't see us.
04x01 - The Return of Bigfoot (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Return of Bigfoot (1)

Nedlick: Sasquatch, attack, or you know what happens to Shalon.
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 58 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 58

Nedlick: Sasquatch, attack, or you know what happens to Shalon.
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 01 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 01

Nedlick: Sasquatch, attack, or you know what happens to Shalon.
04x01 - The Return of Bigfoot (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Return of Bigfoot (1)

Nuclear Center Guard: Alright, freeze, mister. Hit the deck! Come on, hit the deck!
Col. Steve Austin: Wait a minute, I'm Colonel Steve Austin.
Nuclear Center Guard: I don't care if you're Nelson Rockefeller, hit the deck, come on!
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 58 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 58

Nuclear Center Guard: Alright, freeze, mister. Hit the deck! Come on, hit the deck!
Col. Steve Austin: Wait a minute, I'm Colonel Steve Austin.
Nuclear Center Guard: I don't care if you're Nelson Rockefeller, hit the deck, come on!
04x01 - Season 4, Episode 01 Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 01

Nuclear Center Guard: Alright, freeze, mister. Hit the deck! Come on, hit the deck!
Col. Steve Austin: Wait a minute, I'm Colonel Steve Austin.
Nuclear Center Guard: I don't care if you're Nelson Rockefeller, hit the deck, come on!
03x18 - The Secret of Bigfoot (2) Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Secret of Bigfoot (2)

Apploy: I am delighted to welcome you to our colony, especially since you are a fellow space traveler.
Col. Steve Austin: Then you are really not from Earth?
Apploy: As Shalon may have indicated to you, we come from a rather... eh, distant place.
Faler: Distant to say the least.
03x18 - The Secret of Bigfoot (2) Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Secret of Bigfoot (2)

Apploy: And Faler here has developed a superficial allergy to your world.
Faler: In more ways than one.
03x18 - The Secret of Bigfoot (2) Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Secret of Bigfoot (2)

Col. Steve Austin: You know doctor, when I first met you, your bedside manner did suprise me a little bit. You treat all your patients that way?
Shalon: [laughs] Of course not, but I've been stuck here with those stuffy scientists for two years. You were like a breath of fresh air. Not only attractive and witty, but also bionic. My specialty.
03x18 - The Secret of Bigfoot (2) Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Secret of Bigfoot (2)

Col. Steve Austin: [referring to Sasquatch] Have you made others like him?
Shalon: No, he's my baby.
03x18 - The Secret of Bigfoot (2) Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Secret of Bigfoot (2)

Shalon: [about to erase part of Steve's memory] You will not be forgotten.
Col. Steve Austin: I wish I could say the same.
03x17 - The Secret of Bigfoot (1) Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Secret of Bigfoot (1)

Ivan Bekey: Say lady, how would you like to spend a second honeymoon? Right here. There's nobody around for forty miles.
Marlene Bekey: Discipline, Dr. Bekey. You're here as a geologist, not a husband.
Ivan Bekey: And you, Dr. Bekey, are a slavedriver.
03x17 - The Secret of Bigfoot (1) Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Secret of Bigfoot (1)

Oscar Goldman: [looking at a giant footprint] What is it, a mountain lion?
Col. Steve Austin: No, it's too big. What do you think, a huge grizzly, Tom?
Tom Raintree: No. No, not a cat. Not a grizzly.
Oscar Goldman: Well, what is it?
Tom Raintree: There's only one thing in the mountains that leaves a track like this. The creature of legend that roams the Timberline. My people named him Sasquatch. You call him... Bigfoot.
03x17 - The Secret of Bigfoot (1) Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Secret of Bigfoot (1)

Apploy: [looking down at Steve Austin] He's by far the most interesting man we've seen.
03x17 - The Secret of Bigfoot (1) Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Secret of Bigfoot (1)

Jaime Sommers: [on phone in classroom] You're office told me that you and Steve were in the California Mountains. I, eh, what are you doing, fishing?
Oscar Goldman: [on other line, on location] I wish we were fishing.
03x17 - The Secret of Bigfoot (1) Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Secret of Bigfoot (1)

Shalon: You're really very special, Colonel Austin. Are there many more of you?
Col. Steve Austin: ...Yes, there's a whole army of us.
Shalon: [sensors start beeping] Now Colonel, you and I both know that's not true, don't we?


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