Oscar Goldman

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Richard Anderson
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Oscar Goldman Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 6: - H+2+O = Death Doctor Franklin: I was right. Colonel Austin is on to something. He's never refused a direct order of yours before, has he? Oscar Goldman: Quite often, Franklin. As a matter of fact, when he does do what I tell him to, I'm quite surprised.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Return of Bigfoot (1) Oscar Goldman: What do you think? Col. Steve Austin: Well, If I didn't know better, I would think a bionic man came through here. Oscar Goldman: You haven't gone into business for yourself, have you, pal?
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 58 Oscar Goldman: What do you think? Col. Steve Austin: Well, If I didn't know better, I would think a bionic man came through here. Oscar Goldman: You haven't gone into business for yourself, have you, pal?
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Season 4, Episode 01 Oscar Goldman: What do you think? Col. Steve Austin: Well, If I didn't know better, I would think a bionic man came through here. Oscar Goldman: You haven't gone into business for yourself, have you, pal?
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Secret of Bigfoot (1) Oscar Goldman: [looking at a giant footprint] What is it, a mountain lion? Col. Steve Austin: No, it's too big. What do you think, a huge grizzly, Tom? Tom Raintree: No. No, not a cat. Not a grizzly. Oscar Goldman: Well, what is it? Tom Raintree: There's only one thing in the mountains that leaves a track like this. The creature of legend that roams the Timberline. My people named him Sasquatch. You call him... Bigfoot.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Secret of Bigfoot (1) Jaime Sommers: [on phone in classroom] You're office told me that you and Steve were in the California Mountains. I, eh, what are you doing, fishing? Oscar Goldman: [on other line, on location] I wish we were fishing.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Welcome Home, Jaime (1) Jaime Sommers: I mean you got a pretty big investment in your bionic woman here, kiddo. I probably cost as much as Steve did. Oscar Goldman: Well not quite six million, I mean your parts are smaller.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Welcome Home, Jaime (1) Jaime Sommers: Oscar, If I don't get an assignment from you very soon, I'm just gonna show up and I'm gonna kick your door down. Oscar Goldman: Ah, you're just the one that can do it. Jaime Sommers: And don't you forget it.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - The Bionic Criminal Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, don't you realize that a bionic man turned criminal how much he could steal? He could burrow into Fort Knox. Oscar Goldman: I don't want to think about it.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Return of the Bionic Woman (1) Oscar Goldman: You look a million miles away. Col. Steve Austin: I was just thinking of... somebody. Oscar Goldman: Anybody I know? Col. Steve Austin: No, not anymore.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Return of the Bionic Woman (1) Oscar Goldman: We planned to keep Michael's surgery a secret as long as Jaime was in a coma, to spare you... losing her again.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Steve Austin, Fugitive Oscar Goldman: [on phone] Let me speak to Miss Johnson. Col. Steve Austin: [on other line in Oscar's office] Oh, Miss Johnson is now Miss Callahan. Oscar Goldman: Oh yes, yes, yes Miss Calahan. I change my secretary every three months, I can't remember my own security orders.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Steve Austin, Fugitive Lieutenant Dobbs: Do you really expect me to swallow that? That there's an exact duplicate of Colonel Austin's hand with his fingerprints on it? Oscar Goldman: That's right. Lieutenant Dobbs: And that someone stole and used it to put Austin's prints on the murder weapon? Oscar Goldman: Exactly.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Bionic Woman (2) Oscar Goldman: I've got to talk to you, we've got a problem. Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, you've always have a problem. I'd like to get my wedding planned.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Bionic Woman (2) Oscar Goldman: I told you it was going to be like this, pal. I agreed to make Jaime bionic, with strings attached, remember? Col. Steve Austin: I know, Oscar, but... Oscar Goldman: I came through for you, pal. How 'bout you backin' me up now? Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, I know what I said, but I can't let her do it. Can't you see? I can't! Oscar Goldman: We made an agreement. Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, I... look I'd do anything in the world for you... for Washington. But I can't let Jaime get into that kind of danger!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - The E.S.P. Spy Oscar Goldman: I don't believe in mindreading, I never have. Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, E.S.P. is not mindreading. Oscar Goldman: What is it, then? Col. Steve Austin: Well, mindreading is something a greasy haired guy with a worn out tuxedo does at the county fair. E.S.P. is different. Oscar Goldman: It isn't to me. Col. Steve Austin: I don't understand you, Oscar, you're in charge of some of the most far out scientific projects this country's got going. But when it comes to E.S.P. you're head's back in the dark ages.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - The E.S.P. Spy Oscar Goldman: Well, I wish that our E.S.P. spy had a beard, was fifty years old and smoked a pipe.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - The E.S.P. Spy Col. Steve Austin: [picks up carphone] Yeah? Oscar Goldman: [in his office, on other line] Say, you're really in a foul mood. Col. Steve Austin: Well, this morning three bums dressed like surfers tried to beat my brains out.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Look Alike Oscar Goldman: Next time you want a holiday, I'll let you have it as long as you're only gone for one day. John Dine: [posing as Steve Austin] I knew you'd say something like that.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Look Alike Oscar Goldman: Steve, I've been coming to the fights here for years, this is some of the best action I've ever seen. Oh, you two don't know each other. Steve Austin, Marcus Grayson. Col. Steve Austin: How ya doin', Marcus? Marcus Grayson: I can't complain, Steve.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Look Alike Oscar Goldman: After what's happened this week, how am I ever gonna be sure that it's you? Col. Steve Austin: Well, I got an idea, everytime I come into the office, you can kick me in the shins. And if I yell, it's not me. [they laugh]
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Return of the Robot Maker Dr. Chester Dolenz: I don't want you to think of me as your enemy, Mr. Goldman. May I call you Oscar? Oscar Goldman: It won't work, Dolenz. Steve Austin and I know each other too well. You can't keep this up for long. Dr. Chester Dolenz: I've made mistakes in the past. I know, Steve Austin said my first robot squeaked. But this time I've foreseen every possibility. This new robot is a supreme mechanism. Every human detail has been painstakingly reproduced. This robot eats and drinks. I've installed an incinerator to burn up all of the fuels and foods ingested into the body. It thinks! It can even simulate breathing.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Return of the Robot Maker Oscar Goldman: By the way, just out of curiosity, how did you know which one of us was me? Col. Steve Austin: Very simple, Oscar. Robots don't sweat when they're nervous.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - The Last Kamikaze Oscar Goldman: Here is a mock-up of the war head that you'll be looking for. Even though our government didn't build it, we're responsible for it if it goes of. Every moment that it's out of our hands, the risk gets greater. [puts it away] So you've got to find it. Col. Steve Austin: That sounds easy if you say it fast.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Lost Love Col. Steve Austin: You know, Oscar, there's been something I've been meaning to ask you. Do you ever have a leisurely meal? Oscar Goldman: Only on weekends, pal, and sometimes not even then.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - The Cross-Country Kidnap Liza Leitman: Kidnapping? Oscar Goldman: Yes! Kidnapping! It may seem funny to you, Liza, but security threats rarely move me to hillarity. Liza Leitman: [laughs] Oh, well that my dear Oscar is because you have the grey, schrunken soul of a beurocrat. Oscar Goldman: Hm. Col. Steve Austin: And because he's a worrier. But with some reason this time.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - The Cross-Country Kidnap Liza Leitman: I'm an expert rider. In rough country, on a well marked course. The hills will be alive with the sound of, eh... Oscar Goldman: Music? Liza Leitman: Very funny.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - The Cross-Country Kidnap Oscar Goldman: Your plane leaves in two hours. There'll be a car to meet you at the airport. You'll be staying in the same hotel as she is. Col. Steve Austin: Now wait a minute, what if she spots me and screams to the local fuzz? Col. Steve Austin: Huh? You're a bionic man. Run.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - The Cross-Country Kidnap Oscar Goldman: I am glad that you weren't... seriously damaged. Col. Steve Austin: Oh Oscar, please, I can't stand the raw emotion.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Peeping Blonde Oscar Goldman: You know, I didn't know that you were interested in archaeology, I thought you were just going along to keep me company, ride your dune buggy. Col. Steve Austin: Well, what really interests me is watching Oscar Goldman dig holes in the ground.

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