14x03 Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade - The Simpsons Episode Guide

The Simpsons

- Episode 14x03

Episode: 14x03
Title: Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: DABF20
First Aired: Nov. 17, 2002

Season 14 » Episode #03 - Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade

The Simpsons - 14x03 Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade

Summary: With the family tired of watching reality television, Bart suggests a satellite dish. Homer has an idea to raise money. Horse racing. Flush with cash, Homer buys a system. Watching hours upon hours of bad TV, Bart neglects to study for the Elementary School Achievement Test. He fails so badly that he gets dropped back to third grade. Meanwhile, Lisa does so well, she gets moved up to third grade.Haven taken all the tests of third grade before, Bart excels. But Lisa struggles to catch up. On a field trip to Capital City, the class has a project to design a new state flag. Bart sabotages Lisa's design, humiliating her in front of Governor Bailey. Bart and Lisa break into a fight and miss the bus back to Springfield.Principal Skinner informs Homer and Marge that the kids are missing. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa spend the night in the woods. A family of hillbillies comes across Bart and Lisa and drives them back to Capital City, where they're reunited with Homer and Marge. Principal Skinner tells Bart and Lisa they should return to their respective grades to maintain the status quo.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Tony Bennett	voiced by Tony Bennett
Additional Voices	voiced by Karl Wiedergott

Episode Quotes

Season 14 / Episode 3: - Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade

Lisa Simpson: Bart, you're my big brother. You should act like it more often. You know, protect me from the bad things in the world.
Bart Simpson: As far as nerdy little sisters go, you're the coolest.
Lisa Simpson: Thanks, Bart.
Bart Simpson: And I'm sorry I sabotaged your flag.
Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry I got us lost out here.
Bart Simpson: Oh! And I'm sorry I sawed the heads of your Malibu Stacy dolls. Okay, now you go.
Lisa Simpson: I don't think I've done anything else.
Bart Simpson: Okay, I'll go again. Remember when your bike was mangled by "gypsies"?
Lisa Simpson: Yes?
Bart Simpson: Yeah, funny story. One day I was really bored, and Dad had left a steamroller idling in the driveway...

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