9x08 Lisa the Skeptic
First Aired: Nov. 23, 1997 on FOX
Summary: During an archeological dig in Sabertooth Meadow, the students of Springfield Elementary School unearth a strange skeleton of what appears to be a winged human. Everyone in town believes that it's an angel's skeleton, but Lisa Simpson tries to convince them otherwise. Homer steals the angel…
Main Characters in this Episode
Bart Simpson: I could take up smoking.
Homer Simpson: You damn well better.
Mr. Burns: That's preposterous, everyone knows our mutants have flippers - oops, I've said too much. Smithers, get the amnesia ray.
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr. Burns: Yes, and be sure to wipe your mind clear when you're done as well.
Lisa: I am home.
Moe: Good, then stay there.