3x18 Separate Vocations - The Simpsons Episode Guide

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- Episode 03x18

Episode: 03x18
Title: Separate Vocations
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 8F15
First Aired: Feb. 27, 1992

Season 3 » Episode #18 - Separate Vocations

Summary: After taking career aptitude tests, Lisa discovers that the occupation she's best suited for is homemaker while Bart is pegged as a future police officer. Each takes the opportunity to explore their options as Lisa spends the day doing chores with Marge and Bart goes on a ride along with the police. Lisa hates her role and rebels by becoming a troublemaker at school. Police life fits Bart like a glove and he becomes a hall monitor, handing out demerits to his classmates for minor infractions. When Lisa secretly steals all of the teachers' manuals, it's up to Bart and Principal Skinner to figure out who did it. Realizing his sister is the culprit; Bart takes the rap and returns to his life as a bad student and detention regular.

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Bart the Hall Monitor (01:15)

Homer's Footsteps (00:53)

Bart Gets Picked Up (00:27)

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Lou	voiced by Hank Azaria
Wiggum	voiced by Hank Azaria
Snake	voiced by Hank Azaria
Officer Eddie	voiced by Harry Shearer
Others	voiced by Harry Shearer
Skinner	voiced by Harry Shearer
Dr. J Loren Pryor	voiced by Harry Shearer
Miss Hoover	voiced by Maggie Roswell
Martin Prince	voiced by Russi Taylor

Season 3 / Episode 18: - Separate Vocations

Janey: Well, that was a waste of time.
Lisa: Janey, school is never a waste of time.
Elizabeth Hoover: Class, since we have fifteen minutes until recess, please put your pencils down and stare at the front of the room.

Season 3 / Episode 18: - Separate Vocations

Marge: [referencing Lisa playing the saxaphone] Do you think she could be a professional someday?
Li'l Ludwig's Music School Teacher: Oh lord no!
Lisa: But I'll practice every day!
Li'l Ludwig's Music School Teacher: Yeah well I'll be frank with ya Lisa and when I say frank I mean, you know, devastating. You've inherrited a finger condition known as stubbiness, it usually comes from the father's side...

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