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	Season 7 / Episode 13: - Family Meeting Ronnie Gardocki: [He's been told of Vic's immunity agreement and is being taken to jail] You told them... all of it? Vic Mackey: Ronnie... Ronnie Gardocki: You made a deal for yourself and you're sending me to prison? Vic Mackey: I'm sorry. My family, I... I... I thought Corrine... Ronnie Gardocki: You're Goddamned SORRY? Holland Wagenbach: Process him! Officer Danielle "Danny" Sofer: Take him in! Vic Mackey: I didn't think I had a choice! Ronnie Gardocki: [as he's being hauled away by the police] Well, what about MY Goddamn choice? Where was my Goddamn choice? I was going to run! We were going to run together! God DAMN IT! What about the team? What about protecting the Goddamn team? Claudette Wyms: [to Mackey, dismissively] You can go, now.
	Season 7 / Episode 13: - Family Meeting Holland Wagenbach: Ronald Everett Gardocki, you're under arrest Ronnie Gardocki: For what? Holland Wagenbach: The last three years.
	Season 7 / Episode 13: - Family Meeting Claudette Wyms: [reading Shane's suicide note] "I guess enough painkillers can make even the worst kind of hurt go away. The thing you need to know is that Mara was innocent, and Jackson was innocent. They didn't know what they were drinking and their last moments together were happy ones. They left the way I first found them, perfect and innocent. They were innocent and they're in Heaven now and we'll always be a family. The guilty ones are me and Vic. Vic led, but I kept following. I don't think one's worse than the other, but we made each other into something worse than our individual selves. I wish I never met him. I see it all now. There's no apologies I can make, no explanations I can give. I was who I was, and I can't be that person anymore. I can't let myself..." [stops reading] We think this is where he was when we came in, because it stops there.
	Season 7 / Episode 12: - Possible Kill Screen Agent Olivia Murray: [after Vic has confessed to every crime he's ever committed in his immunity deal] Do you have any idea what you've done to me? Detective Vic Mackey: I've done worse.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Haunts Vic Mackey: With a body count like this, the Aztecs and Mayans are squabbling about more than who invented the burrito.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - The New Guy Detective Steve Billings: Nothing like the smell of underage sexual assault in the morning. Detective Steve Billings: I didn't mean that the way it came out.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - On The Jones Vic Mackey: [with Shane and Ronnie, looking at Lem's grave] Here's the 21 you deserve. [they all begin shooting 21 rounds into the dirt for a 21 Gun Salute]
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - On The Jones Officer Tina Hanlon: [to Julian, under her breath] You could use some tight-ass lube yourself, Sparky.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - On The Jones Officer Tina Hanlon: [to Julien, under her breath] You could use some tight-ass lube yourself, Sparky.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Post Partum Vic Mackey: We're gonna find out who did this, and we're gonna kill 'em.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Of Mice & Lem Vic Mackey: You know what you should start eating again man, malnourishment is screwing with your logic. Lt. Tom Kavanaugh: Lemansky's going to prison, you need to protect him, you reach out to Antwon Mitchell, for some reason he needs uh, crew leader dead; bad blood / internal beef, whatever, so... you kill him; your end of the deal. He keeps Lem alive, his end of the deal.Hows that logic sound to you? Vic Mackey: Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten; I didn't kill Terry, You've lost your leverage with Lem, and your es-wifes pussy... tastes like sweet butter.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Of Mice & Lem Vic Mackey: Things went south. Antwon Mitchell: Very south. Alabama south. Vic Mackey: If I would've had all the information going in, we wouldn't be sitting here. Antwon Mitchell: Well, here we are. Little blue and his big black puppet. Vic Mackey: What the hell are you talking about? Antwon Mitchell: Kavanaugh dimed me, man. Told me you were braggin' about playing me against him and protecting Lemansky to shit on his deal. Vic Mackey: He's just jerking us off. What do you care? He can't get to you in here. Antwon Mitchell: No, but he can touch everyone around me. That crazy ass nigga, he initiated a full-scale DOC investigation of this place. The heat is on. And soon, I won't be filling all the comforts of home. Vic Mackey: Look... I'll figure out a way to get you your cash; look into this DOC thing. Antwon Mitchell: You've done enough. The deal, and this conversation, are over. Vic Mackey: Jesus Christ! I took care of that little thing for you! Now... You gonna tell me that doesn't buy Lem some time? Antwon Mitchell: That buys you one more dead cop. I've got Niners in every pen in the state. So, wherever he touches down, it will happen, and you can set your watch to that inevitability. Vic Mackey: One of your crew so much as hard-looks my guy, MY reach will get YOU shivved! Antwon Mitchell: You got a reach like that? So, why're you sittin' here, talking to me, grey boy, huh? Vic Mackey: Vic jumps across the table, tries to attack Antwon, but is pulled away by a Correctional Officer. Antwon Mitchell: It's okay. It's alright. That's just Detective Mackey's way of saying GOODBYE!
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Man Inside Vic Mackey: Why don't you tickle your balls on your own time?
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Trophy Corrine Mackey: You be gentle. His sister just died. Vic Mackey: I've always been gentle.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Trophy Captain Steve Billings: Hey be careful with that! Delivery Guy: Its a vending machine! You put money in, shit comes out. Captain Steve Billings: It's a gourmet quick mealer asshole!
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Enemy Of Good Detective Vic Mackey: Ah... you must be Doomsday. Doomsday: Who are you? Detective Vic Mackey: I'm Armageddon. Say hello to the hounds of hell. Detective Shane Vendrell: Ruff.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Extraction Officer Danielle "Danny" Sofer: They want to talk to a captain. Captain Steve Billings: And I want more hair.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Hurts Vic Mackey: [fanning out his car which has overheated] Big chief. Vic needum new driving machine, so he can catchum bad guy. Officer Danielle "Danny" Sofer: Knew you had some Spanish. Didn't know you knew smoke signals.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - On Tilt Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: [the team is going through documents seized at a bust] I got a bunch of receipts here. Vic Mackey: For what? Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Uh, dry cleaning. Vic Mackey: What else? Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Uh, for thousands of dollars on these oriental rugs. Ronnie Gardocki: You don't dry clean oriental rugs! [They all stare at him] My... my mom had some. She made me hand-clean 'em when I was a kid.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - What Power Is... Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: How come every piece of ass you hit is more trouble than the last? Shane Vendrell: Hey I'm marryin' this girl. Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Well I'm not. Alright! So unless she's got a pussy that cures cancer...[Shane cuts him off]
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Co-Pilot Shane Vendrell: You'd think driving an Escort would disqualify you from being carjacked.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Barnstormers Emma Prince: Why do men think they got all the answers? vick mackey: That's a good question.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Carte Blanche Suspect: Id like to see a warrant? Vic Mackey: Id like to see Anna Kournikova naked on a waterbed.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Two Days Of Blood (1) Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Can't we just do what we're supposed to do, then stop?
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Two Days Of Blood (1) Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: [after Shane tricked Lem into doing something] You do that again and I'm gonna kick your redneck ass!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Dragonchasers Vic Mackey: [to David about a reporter] This one will cut your hands off and smile sweetly as she asks you to clap louder.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Dragonchasers Holland Wagenbach: If you're so special, how come a lowly civil servant like me just caught you?
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Cupid & Psycho College Student: [at the hospital after being asked questions he doesn't want to answer] My father's a lawyer. Vic Mackey: Mine's a brick layer. So what?
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Cupid & Psycho Vic Mackey: [after viewing a body badly burned by an explosion] If I ever get that bad, pull the plug with both hands.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Cupid & Psycho Officer Danielle "Danny" Sofer: [On seeing a badly burned body in a trunk of a car] Coulda used more sunscreen.

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