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 | Season 3 / Episode 10: - Piece Work Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Receptionist: [Beeep] This is Dr. Salter's office again regarding that root canal. The doctor's in his office... waiting. He's beginning to dislike you-u-u! |
| Season 3 / Episode 10: - Piece Work Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford #2: I didn't like it when you was messing around with your boy scout knife; I sure don't like it now that you're messing around with machine guns! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 9: - Return to the Thirty-Eighth Parallel Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Tompkins: [Beeep] Tompkins at Guaranteed Insurance. About your burglary claim? Major loss alright. Funny you remembered to file... you didn't remember to pay your premium. |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - Return to the Thirty-Eighth Parallel Alvin Thomas: Are you a connoisseur of art? Jim Rockford: I had a painted turtle when I was a kid. |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - Return to the Thirty-Eighth Parallel Jim Rockford: Al, Al, be a good soldier: don't die, just fade away. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Rattlers' Class of '63 Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Plumber: [Beeep] Gene's 24 Hour Emergency Plumbing. Your water heater's blown? We'll have somebody out there Tuesday... Thursday at the latest. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 7: - So Help Me God Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Receptionist: [Beeep] Doctor Salter's office. This is the third time you've cancelled. Now you have to have that root canal. A sore foot has nothing to do with your mouth! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - Coulter City Wildcat Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Shirley: [Beeep] It's Shirley at the Plant and Pot. There's no easy way to tell you this Jim. We did everything we could... Your fern died... |
| Season 3 / Episode 6: - Coulter City Wildcat Jim Rockford: Dad, who turned you on to this scheme? Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford #2: Harry Schreau down at the Gear Tavern. He's the one always buying drinks for the house. Jim Rockford: Dad, isn't Harry also the one who lost five hundred bucks on an astrology chain letter? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 5: - Drought at Indianhead River Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Now who'd want to kill me? Jim Rockford: You want the names alphabetically or in order of importance? |
| Season 3 / Episode 5: - Drought at Indianhead River Jim Rockford: The is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll bet back to you. Friend: [Beeep] Jim, thanks for taking little Billy fishing; he had a great time. Turns out he wasn't really even seasick... Umm, have you ever had chicken pox? |
| Season 3 / Episode 5: - Drought at Indianhead River Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: I don't go by Angel anymore... Jim Rockford: Just who are you? The Archduke of Guacamole? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 4: - Feeding Frenzy Lt. Dan Hall: [red-faced] Don't tell me what I can do! I can do any damn thing I wanna do! Now you're going to get your tail off that table and you're going to take me to the money, and you're going to do it right now! Jim Rockford: Hey calm down Lieutenant, they're going to take you home in a respirator! |
| Season 3 / Episode 4: - Feeding Frenzy Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Receptionist: [Beeep] Hi, this is the Happy Pet Clinic. Your father gave us this number when he left town. The calico stray had six kittens. Please come get them - today! |
| Season 3 / Episode 4: - Feeding Frenzy Lt. Dan Hall: [patronizingly] Well yesterday you got yourself in a heap of trouble son. Jim Rockford: [sarcastically] Well gee Dad, how'd I do that? |
| Season 3 / Episode 4: - Feeding Frenzy Jim Rockford: You mean I can't fan this thing like Roy Rogers? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Family Hour Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Frank: [Beep and loud background noise comes on] Hey Jim, it's Frank. Me and Ellie's down here for our convention. Can't wait to see you! [Burps] Should be over at your place about one a.m. Banzai, Buddy! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 2: - The Oracle Wore a Cashmere Suit Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Teddy's Tree House Employee: [beeep] Teddy's Tree House! You've won our free landscaping service for one full year! We'll mow your lawn, top your trees, mulch, seed, fertilize and feed! Isn't that wonderful! |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - The Oracle Wore a Cashmere Suit Jim Rockford: [sarcastically speaking of Clementi] I remember somebody saying that the corpses would be found near a body of water. This place is practically the Gobi Desert. Roman Clementi: Sergeant? Mister Rockford? [He points uphill toward a reservoir] Jim Rockford: Are you kidding me? Water tanks don't count! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Caller: [Beeep] Hi. Just want to put your mind at rest. Found your address book in the theatre last week; it's in the mail. By the way, Carol's okay, but Linda...! |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: [Rockford's Firebird pulls up in front of a dilapidated bungalow somewhere outside of L.A. He and Angel climb out, Angel talking with enthusiasm] What you say? Is this what you asked for? Huh? [He laughs excitedly] |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Jim Rockford: Perfect, huh. I couldn't have done much better myself. How much? |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Well you said no neighbours, well right over here is an empty lot and right on this side is an empty house, huh. |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Jim Rockford: All right, Angel, how much? |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: I've got the papers here, all signed legal... binding... |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Jim Rockford: [sounding testy] Angel... |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Well, Willie, you know, wasn't in love with renting it in the first place. Well a man's home is, uh... Well it's cause, you know, you were friends at San Quentin he says hi... |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Jim Rockford: [Impatiently] Hi... how much? |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: [Uneasily] Ah... A hundred a day... |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Fourth Man Jim Rockford: Angel! A hundred dollars for that chicken shed! |
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