02x13 - Munchies Season 2 / Episode 13: - Munchies

Karl Pilkington: When you are talking to a stranger...
Ricky Gervais: Mhm...
Karl Pilkington: Aren't you meant to keep it...
Ricky Gervais: Above the waist?
Karl Pilkington: Keep it...
Ricky Gervais: Looking at his bollocks?
Karl Pilkington: Keep it...
Ricky Gervais: Erect?


Ricky Gervais: I made Karl laugh!
02x11 - Mrs. Battersby Season 2 / Episode 11: - Mrs. Battersby

Karl Pilkington: I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
01x11 - Season 1, Episode 11 Season 1 / Episode 11: - Season 1, Episode 11

Karl Pilkington: [discussing his dislike of visiting grocery stores alone] I said, "Come on, come with me". She was like, "ohh, but I've got this fever, I'm hot and everything." So I said, "Come to the supermarket, you go in the frozen aisle, cool yourself down." And she did, and she said it made it worse, she was ill for another three days.
01x05 - Season 1, Episode 5 Season 1 / Episode 5: - Season 1, Episode 5

Ricky Gervais: [laughing] There's a lot of grippage...
Karl Pilkington: ...on the side of the building and stuff.