Sam Malloy

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Sam Malloy Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Field of Dreams Wayne Malloy: This family is going to stick together no matter what. We're just staying around long enough to get the money, we cash out and then we're gone. Sam Malloy: There is a castle in Galway for sale. We can get it for three million dollars. Wayne Malloy: That's what I'm talking about!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: And you know what else I been thinking, Wayne. We need to get us an Ishka. We need to clear all this shit out, do a cleansing. All of us, together. Remember, like that time in Kentucky, we went into the river, with all the snow on the rocks? Wayne Malloy: Now? Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. I'm sure there's a cold river around here somewhere. Wayne Malloy: No. Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. Cleansing, baby, cleansing. Cael Malloy: Now? Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. Oh come on, let's just do it. Cael Malloy: School bus is gonna be here any minute. Di Di Malloy: Mom, you know I got a math quiz today. I can't just go jump into a river. Sorry. Sam Malloy: It's library day, I gotta return my books, otherwise I can't get new ones. Cherien's Mother: Banana.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Cinderella Sam Malloy: Why are we getting the bill for Mountain View Nursing Home for forty seven hundred dollars a month? Wayne Malloy: Must be where Cherien's Mother is.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Cinderella Sam Malloy: [about Cherien's Mother] She likes it here.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - X Spots the Mark Wayne Malloy: Speaking of strangers, where the hell is your mother? Sam Malloy: You said she was with her friend. Wayne Malloy: She is. She's with her old friend Chunky K. Di Di Malloy: I'm sorry, but does anyone else think that the name Chunky K is hilarious? Cael Malloy: Better than Fatty K. Wayne Malloy: Well, she was Fatty K, then Jenny Craig got involved. Sam Malloy: You know, we really shouldn't make fun of Mom's friend. Wayne Malloy: We're not making fun of her. That's her name. Ms. Chunky K. If I was to call her Ms. Slightly Heavy K, then that would be making fun of her. But she prefers Chunky, that's how she introduced herself.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - X Spots the Mark Sam Malloy: Can I ask you a question? Chunky K: Hit me. Sam Malloy: What were you in prison for? Wayne Malloy: That's private, Sam. Chunky K: There's nothing private about me. You are like my family. In fact, just call me, Aunt Chunky. Cael Malloy: Okay, Aunt Chunky. Di Di Malloy: Yeah, that sounds good, Aunt Chunky. Chunky K: I committed a murder, Sam.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - X Spots the Mark Hugh Panetta: [Sam, pretending to be Sam Rich comes downstairs to a formal dinner in a dress.] Who's this pretty lady? And where's your other son, Doug? Didn't you say you have two? Wayne Malloy: [pretending to be Doug Rich] This is my son, Hugh. This is Sam. Nina: I hear he loves the theatre. Di Di Malloy: [pretending to be Di Di Rich] Oh, yes, he does. We're actually just on our way to the school play after we finish eating. Isn't that right, Sam? [Sam nods in agreement] Hugh Panetta: Well, sorry, partner, I didn't recognize you as a member of the B-Team. Sam Malloy: [pretending to be Sam Rich] What's the B-Team? Hugh Panetta: Boys. The boys' team.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Reckless Gardening Sam Malloy: How long are we gonna stay? Dahlia Malloy: We get in, we get out.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Believe the Lie Sam Malloy: [about their new social security cards] So how do we use these cards? Wayne Malloy: We use them to enroll you kids in school. Dahlia Malloy: Would you stop scaring them? Wayne Malloy: I'm serious. Dahlia Malloy: So am I.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Believe the Lie Sam Malloy: [pretending to be Sam Rich, about Jane Fedley] We can't leave her. Her bird is missing. Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich] Miss Fedley is an adult. I'm sure she can manage.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Believe the Lie Sam Malloy: Give me the bird. Di Di Malloy: Get her over here. Sam Malloy: [calling Jane Fedley] Over here.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Di Di Malloy: Honestly, who spends four hundred and fifty dollars on one pair of shoes...? Sam Malloy: Try really rich guy. Di Di Malloy: ...and she buys three or four at a time. Dahlia Malloy: I know! And everyone of them butt ugly. No taste. Wayne Malloy: Try rich dead guy!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Hartley Underwood: How did you all get through the front gate. Sam Malloy: We live here.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Malloy: So where are we gonna go? Wayne Malloy: Life is a river, kid. You gotta go where it takes you.

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