Dahlia Malloy

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Minnie Driver
Amelia Fiona J. Driver was born January 31, 1970 in Finsbury Park, London. Her mother, 'Gaynor Churchyard' ...

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Dahlia Malloy Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Field of Dreams Dahlia Malloy: Nina? Nina Burns: What? Dahlia Malloy: I'm scared all the time. Nina Burns: Of what, darling? Dahlia Malloy: The feeling that something bad's gonna happen.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Field of Dreams Aubrey McDonald: [about Dale] So, that's our new mail boy, huh? Dahlia Malloy: [Pretending to be Cherien Rich] I guess so.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Field of Dreams Dahlia Malloy: [to Wayne] It's my fault that Dale could do this to us.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Last Temptation of Wayne Dahlia Malloy: You don't have a plan? Wayne Malloy: Ummm... Cael Malloy: Shit!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Last Temptation of Wayne Dahlia Malloy: [to Nina] Get in, Gypsy Rose Lee.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Last Temptation of Wayne Dahlia Malloy: [to her family] We're gonna pull in the next town, we're gonna dump this piece of shit, and Cael's gonna steal us a new car 'cause that's what he does and that's what we do!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Last Temptation of Wayne Dahlia Malloy: [to Nina] We are grifters and drifters and nomads. We are the scurge of the god damn earth. We are travelers, right?
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Last Temptation of Wayne Dahlia Malloy: [to Cael] That's nice. That's real nice. Robbing old ladies, now? Feel good? Does it feel good? That was a shitty thing to do. And let that be your comeuponce. Di Di Malloy: Mama, I think the word is comeuppance. Dahlia Malloy: What are you, the word police? You shut your pie hole? [to Cael] Right, that's staying in the napkin, go send me a car.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Last Temptation of Wayne Nina Burns: Can I come? Dahlia Malloy: No, sweetheart. Starsky don't need no Hutch.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - It's a Wonderful Lie Dahlia Malloy: [to Wayne, about Pete] He wants to see his friend. He wants to see dead Doug. How you gonna give him that?
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - It's a Wonderful Lie Wayne Malloy: You've got to think big. Dahlia Malloy: Oh, no, no. I am tired of thinking big. It is time to think small.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better Pete Mincey: [on the phone] You don't understand, we're really great friends. I was best man at his wedding. You know, the second one. Dahlia Malloy: [on the phone, pretending to be Jolinda] I hate to be the one to tell you this, Pete. But, Doug Rich was no real friend of yours.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better Dahlia Malloy: Do you ever get sick of lying? Wayne Malloy: This is not lying. This is creative reasoning. Dahlia Malloy: This lying is all we do now.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better Dahlia Malloy: Pete! Pete! Pete Mincey: What are you doing here? Dahlia Malloy: We were worried.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better Dahlia Malloy: I can't do it. I can't do it. I want to do it for you. I can't be a buffer. Wayne Malloy: You're not a buffer. You're a traveler. Dahlia Malloy: Not anymore.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich, to Nina] You're my friend, Nina. I would never lie to you about that.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: [to Wayne] Baby, gotta get up.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: And you know what else I been thinking, Wayne. We need to get us an Ishka. We need to clear all this shit out, do a cleansing. All of us, together. Remember, like that time in Kentucky, we went into the river, with all the snow on the rocks? Wayne Malloy: Now? Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. I'm sure there's a cold river around here somewhere. Wayne Malloy: No. Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. Cleansing, baby, cleansing. Cael Malloy: Now? Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. Oh come on, let's just do it. Cael Malloy: School bus is gonna be here any minute. Di Di Malloy: Mom, you know I got a math quiz today. I can't just go jump into a river. Sorry. Sam Malloy: It's library day, I gotta return my books, otherwise I can't get new ones. Cherien's Mother: Banana.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Nina: Jim and I have been doing a lot of talking since your dinner party, Dahlia. I guess you can say that we've come to an understanding. Neither of us wants to downscale at this stage of our lives. And there's Zeny to think about. So... we're sharing the house. That's about all we're sharing. Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich] Wow. Well, I do not know how you're doin' it. Nina: [holding up a joint] Weed.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: [to Di Di] You have completely lost touch with what's important.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: [to Wayne] So, this is it, huh? The American Dream?
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Wayne Malloy: Well, I had a chat with Di Di. It seems that she and Eric had sex once, and she used... um... you know... birth control. It made me feel better. We had sex when you were fifteen. Dahlia Malloy: We were married, Wayne. We were in love.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: [to Wayne] I don't know how to be myself here, Wayne.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: I don't know what the rules are. Wayne Malloy: Neither do I baby. Neither do I.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: You still got your job at Panco, baby. Wayne Malloy: Don't want it.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: How'd it go in court, today? Wayne Malloy: I won. Dahlia Malloy: I'm sorry.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Cinderella Dahlia Malloy: Why didn't you come to bed last night? Huh? What's the matter with you? Wayne Malloy: I saw the little baggy your friend K left you last night. The one with the white powder in it? Dahlia Malloy: She left it.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Cinderella Dahlia Malloy: [to Wayne] Of all the assholeholic things you've done, this is the most assholeholic.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Cinderella Dahlia Malloy: [to Cael, Di Di and Sam] Okay, do not go upstairs. Your Dad's got food poisoning.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Cinderella Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich] Now, Kimmy, you know how to work the Google thing, huh? Can you find out what a person's supposed to do when another person's done a shit load of meth. Is it the one where you pack their head in ice? Kimmie: Huh? Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich] I'm giving an anti-drug talk at my kid's school. Okay? Kimmie: Okay.

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