Cael Malloy

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Noel Fisher
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Cael Malloy Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Field of Dreams Wayne Malloy: [Cael doesn't want to go] If you don't go, you'll look guilty. Cael Malloy: Dad? Wayne Malloy: Yeah. Cael Malloy: I am guilty.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Last Temptation of Wayne Dahlia Malloy: You don't have a plan? Wayne Malloy: Ummm... Cael Malloy: Shit!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better Cael Malloy: Oh, shit! [calls Wayne on his cell phone] Hey! Yeah, I just got an email from umm Pete. You remember him? Yeah, he wants to come visit his friend Doug.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better Cael Malloy: [to Wayne] Dad, we have to do something. Dale came here for us. He's not going anywhere.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better Wayne Malloy: Dale seems to have been here for a while now. He could have blown our cover at any point. He didn't. Why is that? Cael Malloy: He's Dale. He's working an angle. I don't know.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - This Is Your Brain On Drugs Dahlia Malloy: And you know what else I been thinking, Wayne. We need to get us an Ishka. We need to clear all this shit out, do a cleansing. All of us, together. Remember, like that time in Kentucky, we went into the river, with all the snow on the rocks? Wayne Malloy: Now? Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. I'm sure there's a cold river around here somewhere. Wayne Malloy: No. Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. Cleansing, baby, cleansing. Cael Malloy: Now? Dahlia Malloy: Yeah. Oh come on, let's just do it. Cael Malloy: School bus is gonna be here any minute. Di Di Malloy: Mom, you know I got a math quiz today. I can't just go jump into a river. Sorry. Sam Malloy: It's library day, I gotta return my books, otherwise I can't get new ones. Cherien's Mother: Banana.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - X Spots the Mark Wayne Malloy: Speaking of strangers, where the hell is your mother? Sam Malloy: You said she was with her friend. Wayne Malloy: She is. She's with her old friend Chunky K. Di Di Malloy: I'm sorry, but does anyone else think that the name Chunky K is hilarious? Cael Malloy: Better than Fatty K. Wayne Malloy: Well, she was Fatty K, then Jenny Craig got involved. Sam Malloy: You know, we really shouldn't make fun of Mom's friend. Wayne Malloy: We're not making fun of her. That's her name. Ms. Chunky K. If I was to call her Ms. Slightly Heavy K, then that would be making fun of her. But she prefers Chunky, that's how she introduced herself.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - X Spots the Mark Sam Malloy: Can I ask you a question? Chunky K: Hit me. Sam Malloy: What were you in prison for? Wayne Malloy: That's private, Sam. Chunky K: There's nothing private about me. You are like my family. In fact, just call me, Aunt Chunky. Cael Malloy: Okay, Aunt Chunky. Di Di Malloy: Yeah, that sounds good, Aunt Chunky. Chunky K: I committed a murder, Sam.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Virgin Territory Di Di Malloy: Dad, you stole forty grand from that guys' safe. Cael Malloy: That Hugh guy can't prove anything. Dahlia Malloy: It don't matter. He can still fire us. Wayne Malloy: That's why we gotta get it back.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Reckless Gardening Wayne Malloy: Dale wants forty thousand dollars. Cael Malloy: That's a lot of silverware Dad.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Reckless Gardening Cael Malloy: [to Wayne] Hey, isn't this what got us in trouble the first place?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Big Floss Cael Malloy: [to Wayne] Daddy, Di Di got arrested.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Big Floss Cael Malloy: Okay, she took Di's fingerprints. She's gonna have a permanent record. Wayne Malloy: Shit!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Operation Education Brent: So hot shit, can you break into anything else? Cael Malloy: [pretending to be Cael Rich] What did you have in mind?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Operation Education Cael Malloy: [to Tammy] They followed you?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Believe the Lie Wayne Malloy: Come on, it'll be real fun, won't it? I mean, when's the last time you were in an educational facility? Cael Malloy: Fifty minutes outside Georgia, ripping off that school. Wayne Malloy: Yeah, wasn't that great?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Believe the Lie Di Di Malloy: [about Tammy] Did you tell her where we are? Cael Malloy: Yeah, Dee. I gave her the address, cause I'm that dumb.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Believe the Lie Tammy Simms: So how do I find you? Cael Malloy: I'll pick you up. Eight o'clock tonight.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Cael Malloy: [to Wayne] Doug is a republican. His best friend is Pete. Pete's a Mortgage broker from Dallas. He's emailed twice about a golf trip.
	Unknown Episode: Dahlia Malloy: What y'all think about my hair? Di Di Malloy: It's different. Dahlia Malloy: Wow, you've grown up girl... beautiful Cael Malloy: That's some real bad hair, Ma.
	Unknown Episode: Di Di Malloy: You're sleeping out here, huh? Cael Malloy: Yeah. If you people want to wake up with no soul, that's your problem, not mine.
	Unknown Episode: Dahlia Malloy: We're going home. Di Di Malloy: Home? Cael Malloy: She means camp. Di Di Malloy: What about Dad? Dahlia Malloy: Your Dad's staying here. Di Di Malloy: Well fine, then I'm staying here too. Wayne Malloy: Don't be stupid, go with your Mother. Di Di Malloy: She doesn't give a shit about me. I'm staying here. If we run into any more trouble, we'll just find ourselves some more dead buffers. Wayne Malloy: Stop it, Di Di. Dahlia Malloy: [reaching for her arm] Come on, baby. Di Di Malloy: No, I said I'm staying. Don't push me. - I know more than you think.

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