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 | Unknown Episode: Hassie McCoy: [begins crying] Oh, Grandpa Grandpa Amos McCoy: Hush! Hassie McCoy: I won't hush! Everything's happening so fast! You've got me so confused, I don't know what I'm doing! Grandpa Amos McCoy: You're gettin' married - that's what you're doin'! Hassie McCoy: That's just it - I don't want to get married! Grandpa Amos McCoy: What?! What about you, Jerry? Jerry: I'm kinda confused myself! Hassie McCoy: After all, I'm only sixteen - I'm not ready yet! There's so much to do - I haven't even finished high school! Jerry: And I probably won't get my football letter! Grandpa Amos McCoy: Well, that's a fine state of affairs! Best forget the whole thing! |
| Unknown Episode: Grandpa Amos McCoy: There goes the only McCoy ever born in a hospital. Must've been the pamperin' that spoiled him rotten! |
| Unknown Episode: Luke McCoy: Sugar babe! What happened to the dress you was gonna make?! Kate McCoy: Well, I made this one instead. Grandpa Amos McCoy: Why, that ain't no dress - that's just a high skirt! I seen hoochie-koochie dancers with more'n that on! |
| Unknown Episode: Clifford: Hey, that's good, Kate. Now, if you'll just lengthen your backswing a bit, you'll get more speed. Luke McCoy: [interrupts impatiently] Ju-Ju-Just a minute, there - if anybody's gonna lengthen my wife's backswing, it's gonna be me! |
| Unknown Episode: Vern: You're scared! Little Luke: Who's scared? My Grandpa says us McCoys aren't ascared of anything. Lennie: Then why are your knees shaking? Little Luke: I don't know. I'll ask my Grandpa! |
| Unknown Episode: Luke McCoy: Look, Eddie happens to be a very nice boy and he's smart as a whip, too. Do you know he made that car out there with his own hands!? Grandpa Amos McCoy: Well, the Comanche Indians made their poison arrows with their own hands, too! |
| Unknown Episode: Uncle Lopez: Well, if the groom were willing to dispense with a few formalities - say, the trifling details of a dowry, the happy event could take place next week. Luke McCoy: Oh, uh, what's this here dowry? Grandpa Amos McCoy: Yeah, I never heared of that one! Uncle Lopez: It is nothing - it is just an old custom! Kate McCoy: Oh, that's the money and the goods and things that the bride brings when she's going to marry a man. Grandpa Amos McCoy: Well, what do you know? That's like buying a saddle and gettin' the horse throwed in, ain't it?! |
| Unknown Episode: Hassie McCoy: Mrs. Slade, did you used to live on a farm, too, like your husband? Gladys Slade: Well no, hon. But my brother did. He was on an Honor Farm! |
| Unknown Episode: Kate McCoy: Luke!! Luke McCoy: What's the matter? Why...why are you all...? [glances at handkerchief and realizes lipstick is on it] Oh, well, I can explain that. I...I know this must look funny to you. Grandpa Amos McCoy: I don't think so, Luke. [glances at Kate's stern visage] She ain't laughin' none! |
| Unknown Episode: Luke McCoy: Doctor, I'd just like to say one thing. I want Grandpa to have the best care no matter what it costs 'cause, you see, we got an insurance policy so we don't have to worry about the money. I don't care if it costs a hundred dollars, or two hundred, or even three hundred. Grandpa Amos McCoy: Luke, for a kid who couldn't say "Mama" until he was four years old, you sure turned into a gol' durn flapjaw! |
| Unknown Episode: Luke McCoy: Maybe they was trying to trap you into one of them charge accounts. You know, so you'll buy things you don't need just to show you can! |
| Unknown Episode: Luke McCoy: Why, Grandpa, a woman like that?! Why, there's 15 years difference in your ages! Grandpa Amos McCoy: She don't know that, and I ain't about to show her my driver's license! |
| Unknown Episode: Grandpa Amos McCoy: Now, Luke, you know full well there never was a McCoy worked indoors. Why, you're a farmer - you're born to the soil. [Takes Luke's hand] Look at them hands - strong and powerful! Them hands is for tillin' the soil, not for coddlin' women's toes! |
| Unknown Episode: Ralph Wilson: Hi'ya Pop! Whadda ya know? Grandpa Amos McCoy: Well, I know one thing for sure - I ain't your Pop! |
| Unknown Episode: Grandpa Amos McCoy: I hate to admit it, but it's still a punishin' sound. Luke McCoy: Grandpa, I could make prettier music just snappin' my suspenders. Of all the things that Little Luke can't do, he can't do trumpet playin' best of all! |
| Unknown Episode: Mr. Bailey: Looks like there are a lot of rocks up there. Grandpa Amos McCoy: Oh sure, sure. That's what makes the land valuable. Why, they're just beggin' for rocks in the city for stepping stones and fireplaces and things like that. Rocks are the backbone of this country, y'know. You take away the rocks and what've you got left? Just dirt! |
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