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	Season 3 / Episode 4: - The Bogeyman Is Back Dr. Peter Venkman: Great! Boogey's back and he's loose in New York. Ray Stantz: That means that every kid in the city is in danger. Winston Zeddemore: Including the Junior Ghostbusters!
	Season 2 / Episode 46: - The Scaring of the Green Ray Stantz: [Slimer has just eaten the four-leaf clover Peter has searched high and low for to fight the Bog Hound] Well, now I know what happened to my rabbit's foot... Dr. Peter Venkman: [aghast, about Slimer] He ate it!
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Spirit of Aunt Lois Janine Melnitz: [Peter's aiming his particle thrower at Slimer, who has taken cover behind Janine] Dr. Venkman, don't you dare! There's nothing in my job description about target practice! Dr. Egon Spengler: [coming in] Peter, stop! This is irrational! Dr. Peter Venkman: No, Egon, finding the refrigerator empty is irrational. Slime in my shoes is irrational. This will be fun.
	Season 2 / Episode 41: - The Spirit of Aunt Lois Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hi Aunt Lois! Dr. Egon Spengler: Hi, Ray's Aunt Lois.
	Season 2 / Episode 40: - Knock, Knock Janine Melnitz: [Slimer's eaten everything in the house] I tried to stop him, I really did. You don't need a receptionist, you need a babysitter, a whole platoon of them!
	Season 2 / Episode 40: - Knock, Knock Winston Zeddemore: Just because you had a bad day is no reason to take it out on Slimer. Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't care! I don't like him! I've never liked him! Dr. Egon Spengler: That could be part of the problem. Maybe he eats because he wants to feel accepted. Remember, he's a ghost living with four people whose job it is to bust ghosts. How would you feel?
	Season 2 / Episode 40: - Knock, Knock Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey Ray, I don't know about you but I'm going next door to complain again. The neighbors have their stereo up too loud. You wanna come?
	Season 2 / Episode 40: - Knock, Knock Dr. Raymond Stantz: Uh oh, here come the neighbors!
	Season 2 / Episode 40: - Knock, Knock Winston Zeddemore: Can you read Sumerian? Dr. Egon Spengler: With my eyes closed. Under water and with the lights off. Yes I can read Sumerian.
	Season 2 / Episode 40: - Knock, Knock Dr. Peter Venkman: That was great, that was really great. Can we do it again? Doomsday Door: Do not open until Doomsday. Dr. Peter Venkman: It was just an idea.
	Season 2 / Episode 40: - Knock, Knock Dr. Peter Venkman: [quietly, to Slimer] You breath a word of this to anybody and I'll deny it. [feeds Slimer a pizza] Goodnight, Slimer.
	Season 2 / Episode 34: - Drool, the Dog Faced Goblin Egon Spengler: [drinking what he thinks is coffee] You call this coffee? It tastes like mud! Egon Spengler: [pours the contents of the mug onto the saucer] Oh, sorry, it IS mud.
	Season 2 / Episode 34: - Drool, the Dog Faced Goblin Ray Stantz: [while playing with some toys, he hears a dog barking in the hallway] Will someone shut that dog up! I'm trying to get some work done! Ray Stantz: [more barking] HEY! Ray Stantz: [opens the door to his room] Stupid dog, SHUT UP! [looks down to see a small cat barking like a dog] Ray Stantz: JEEZ! Must be a mutant strain. [shuts the door and now hears a cat meowing] Ray Stantz: [opens the door slowly and looks up to see a very large dog meowing like a cat] [Slams the door] This is not natural... Even for the Poconos!
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Venkman's Ghost Repellers Janine Melnitz: I think it's sweet, it'll make it more of a family business. Dr. Egon Spengler: Sweet enough to get us all arrested, that's fraud, Peter. Dr. Peter Venkman: I know! His whole life he's made a living off selling things that don't exist!
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Venkman's Ghost Repellers Dr. Peter Venkman: You're going to land us all in litigation heaven. I'll have lawyers following me around for the rest of my days.
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Venkman's Ghost Repellers Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, you idiot! Dr. Egon Spengler: No, this is right, trust me. Dr. Raymond Stantz: We're all gonna die!
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Venkman's Ghost Repellers Dr. Raymond Stantz: Heard from you dad yet? Dr. Peter Venkman: Nope. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Expect to hear from him? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah, I expect to get a postcard from him saying he's in Alaska selling... the Eskimos icemakers.
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Venkman's Ghost Repellers Dr. Peter Venkman: Captain, I'm sorry but we're booked solid for a week, I get seasick, I hate the ocean... Captain: I have two words for you, Venkman Repellers. Dr. Peter Venkman: My dad? Captain: One and the same. Dr. Peter Venkman: As I was saying, I love the ocean, it's big and it's wet... and we're going on a cruise, Ray! Dr. Raymond Stantz: Wow! Dr. Peter Venkman: [dryly] Yeah, wow.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Ghost? Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's blow this pop stand.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - No One Comes to Lupusville Peter Venkman: [speaking while both are surrounded by vampires] Boy, it's true what they say: you can't tell one weirdy from another without a score card. Ray Stantz: Nice going Peter, get their trust.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Cabinet of Calamari Winston Zeddemore (I): With Calimari gone, no one else can bring her out of her trance. Egon Spengler: We've tried hypnosis, past life regression, ouiji boards, give-way music. What's left? Peter Venkman (I): The obvious last resort. Haven't you seen Sleeping Beauty? [he kisses her cheek] Girl: [comes out of trance] Thank you. Calamari said the only other way someone could bring me out was if I kissed a toad. How did you ever find a toad in New York?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Night Game Additional Voices: It was a test. Would you cheat for your friend, or would you trust in fair play and let good win on its own terms? Perhaps one day we'll meet again. [vanishes mysteriously] Egon Spengler: You know, I wish I'd been able to study that umpire a little more closely, gotten a few more readings. Peter: [looking at Winston] We've saved our buddy here. Isn't that enough? Winston Zeddemore (I): [confused] What? Ray Stantz: We knew all along that it was your soul being played for, Winston. Winston Zeddemore (I): Oh no, you got it wrong. It was your soul we were playing for, Peter. That's why they let me play. Peter: You mean I almost...! Then if I'd cheated it would have been my...! That's it! From now on I only go to Mets games!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Night Game Umpire: It was a test. You had to choose. Would you cheat for your friend or trust in far play and let good win on its own terms. Perhaps one day we'll meet again. [vanishes mysteriously] Egon Spengler: You know, I wish I had been able to study that umpire a little more closely, gotten a few more readings. Peter Venkman (I): [looking at Winston] We've saved our buddy here, isn't that enough? Winston Zeddemore (I): [confused] What? Ray Stantz: We knew all along that it was your soul being played for, Winston Winston Zeddemore (I): Oh no, you got it wrong. It was your soul we were playing for, Peter. That's why they let me play. Peter Venkman (I): You mean I almost... Then if I'd cheated it would have been my... That's it, from now on I only go to Mets games!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - X-Mas Marks the Spot Janine Melnitz: I want you to know I'm only doing this because of you, and not for C... C... C... Dr. Egon Spengler: Christmas. Janine Melnitz: Bah humbug! Slimer: Yah! Humbug!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - X-Mas Marks the Spot Peter Venkman: [Has Scrooge looking through a viewmaster] Don't touch the magic window or we'll fall.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - X-Mas Marks the Spot Winston Zeddemore: [picks up a book] A Christmas Humbug by... Ebenezer Scrooge? But that's the guy we just saved. Dr. Raymond Stantz: But that's impossible! Unless... we've gone back in time!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Citizen Ghost Peter Venkman: Where'd he go? Ray Stantz: [under the car] Where'd who go, Peter? Peter Venkman: You know, the green guy, the little spud, the... whatever he is... Ray Stantz: Who? What? Where? Peter Venkman: Never mind, just keep your ears open.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Citizen Ghost Ray Stantz: He's right... we do need to give you a name. Just to annoy Peter, what's say we call you Slimer?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Citizen Ghost Peter Venkman: [Hears Slimer] What the heck is that? Winston Zeddmore: Can't be the plumbing, I just fixed it.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Citizen Ghost Peter Venkman: Why do I say things like that? I always get in trouble.

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