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	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Psycho Duck (A.K.A. Duck Story) Oscar Proud: [after Chester the duck eats his cobbler] I'm tellin' you, there's something wrong with a duck that eats a man's cobbler!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Election Reshonda Watson: This is Reshonda Watson, moderating the presidential debate at Willy T. Ribb Middle School. Yet another indication that my career is nearly over. But I digress.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Hip-Hop Helicopter Oscar Proud: In my day, we did clean, wholesome dances. Suga Mama: The freak, the grind, the bump, the shake-your-rump.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Hip-Hop Helicopter Penny Proud: Well, I'm grounded. Dijonay: Me too. Lacienega: Me three. Zoey: Ditto. Penny Proud: I learned my lesson. I'm never gonna wear that outfit again. Dijonay: My mama burned mine. Lacienega: My daddy put mine in a paper shredder. Penny Proud: Well, we don't hear you. Earth to Zo'. Zoey: I'm wearing mine under my clothes right now. I like the power.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - I Had a Dream Penny Proud: Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - I Had a Dream Oscar Proud: It's the year 1955, and NOBODY says the word 'black' in this family, young lady. Penny Proud: 1955? Where am I?
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - I Had a Dream LaCienega Boulevardez: Come on, everybody, Mr. Andrews doesn't like for us to be tardy. Penny Proud: What's he going to teach us, how to Mop-N-Glo? [laughs, they stare at her] He IS the janitor. Dijonay Jones: Well this janitor can sweep you back a grade.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - I Had a Dream Penny Proud: Does anybody know who Angela Davis is?
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - I Had a Dream Suga Mama: Power to the peoples. Penny Proud: Yah!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Seven Days of Kwanzaa Oscar Proud: What do you think you're doing? Joseph: We're here to celebrate Kwanzaa. Oscar Proud: I thought we did that yesterday. Bobby Proud: [singing] Oh, everybody knows Kwanzaa's seven days. Oscar Proud: Seven days? I don't do anything for seven days. Suga Mama: 'Cept go without bathing.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Seven Days of Kwanzaa Felix Boulevardez: What's with the kufi, Goofy?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Seven Days of Kwanzaa Penny Proud: Daddy, why can't I have a cell phone for Christmas? Oscar Proud: Because people with cell phones have cell phone bills, and you have a can and string allowance.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Seven Days of Kwanzaa Bobby Proud: [singing] I loves me some fruitcase. [smells it] But this smells like the bottom of somebody's boot-cake. Ooh! [kicks it out the window]
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Seven Days of Kwanzaa Stephanie: My mother homeschools me. Zoey: How can you be homeschooled if you don't have a... oops. Stephanie: I guess I'm just being schooled then.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Seven Days of Kwanzaa Trudy Proud: I'm not attached to anything in this house. [crash] Suga Mama! Not my good china! Suga Mama: What do you care? You're not attached. [drops another plate] Whoops, dropped another one.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Seven Days of Kwanzaa Stephanie: Joseph says it's better to be a family in the street than strangers in a home.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Don't Leave Home Without It Trudy Proud: I heard humming and I thought it was the mouse! Oscar Proud: You thought the mouse was humming?
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Don't Leave Home Without It Penny Proud: Why is daddy dressed like a Ghostbuster? Oscar Proud: I ain't afraid of no mouse.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Don't Leave Home Without It Trudy Proud: What're you doing? Penny Proud: You insist on treating me like a baby so I might as well eat like one. [sucks on a bottle] Trudy Proud: I haven't cleaned that bottle yet, it's full of soap. [Penny spits it out, the twins laugh]
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Don't Leave Home Without It Penny Proud: I have the two coolest parents in the world! Suga Mama: The two DUMBEST parents, who would give a teenager a credit card?
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Don't Leave Home Without It The Credit Card: The bill don't come till the end of the month, so you've just got to get to it first. Penny Proud: And do what with it? The Credit Card: I don't care! Crumble it, toss it away, make a airplane out of it!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - She's Got Game Oscar Proud: It's like James Brown said, [singing] It's a man's world! And there's no room for uno girl. Suga Mama: James Brown never said that.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - She's Got Game Penny Proud: There's no law that says I can't play on your team. However there are plenty of laws that say you can not call me babydoll.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - She's Got Game Trudy Proud: Are you saying only a boy can take a hit? Oscar Proud: I'm saying there's no pain like football pain. Trudy Proud: What about childbirth? Oscar Proud: [grumbles] Yeah chidlbirth's worse, but I'm not signing a permission slip for that either! Trudy Proud: Then I will.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - She's Got Game Suga Mama: Hey you biscuit head coach! Put my grandbaby in the game!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Tiger Whisperer Dijonay Jones: Hi, Mr. Proud, [sees Bobby] and "Mr. Ain't too proud to beg".
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Strike Trudy Proud: Oscar, what're the twins doing here? Oscar Proud: You remember, Trudy, year ago, hospital, crying, 'I ain't never having a baby again!'
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Strike Penny Proud: Daddy, $5 is not enough to see a movie. Oscar Proud: It is at the dollar theater. Penny Proud: But all those movies are dubbed in Spanish. Oscar Proud: Adios, mu chacho.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Strike Penny Proud: That's it, we don't even have enough money for the Gross Sisters to jack. LaCienega Boulevardez: Isn't that a good thing? Penny Proud: No, because it means we have nothing.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Strike Trudy Proud: Oscar, I'm worried about my baby, she might catch a cold. Oscar Proud: She'd catch more than that if she were in here, 'I'm not doing my chores', I brought her into this world... Trudy Proud: Now wait just a minute. I brought her into this world, and I want her back in this house.

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