Professor Utonium

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Tom Kane

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Professor Utonium Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Powerpuff hotline. Mayor: Oh, this is terrible! Terrible! Professor Utonium: Well, Mr. Terrible, I'm sorry, but this line is reserved for... Mayor: No, no, no! This is the Mayor! I need the girls immediately! Professor Utonium: [laughing] Sorry, Mayor. See, I thought you were... [the Mayor screams over the line] Sorry. Hold on, Mayor.
	Unknown Episode: Mojo Jojo: Hello, may I speak to Professor Utonium? Bubbles: Who shall I say is calling? Mojo Jojo: Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger. Bubbles: PROFESSOR! THERE'S A STRANGER ON THE PHONE! Professor Utonium: Hello, Mr. Stranger. What can I do for you?
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Girls, time to get up. Breakfast is ready. Buttercup: Bacon and eggs? Bubbles: Waffles? Blossom: French toast? Professor Utonium: Liver and onions. Buttercup: Liver and onions? I hate liver and onions! This stuff isn't even fit for a dog to eat! Bubbles: That's it! We'll feed it to our dog. Buttercup: Duh! We don't have a dog!
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Bubbles! Bubbles: Yes, Professor? Professor Utonium: What is this? Bubbles: That's a ficus. Professor Utonium: Not the plant. This. [points to wall] Are you responsible for this? Bubbles: Um, well, I'm sure to the untrained eye, this drawing may seem like one of mine. But if you look closer, you'll see it's an obvious attempt at pseudo-impressionism, while I deal strictly in realism. Bye!
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach. Bubbles: That's okay. It tasted like chicken.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Girls! It's really you! Oh, you're floating, you have big eyes, no fingers, and superpowers! Buttercup: Yep, he finally cracked.
	Unknown Episode: Buttercup: Have you made any progress? Professor Utonium: Girls, check this out. I've invented a DNA-based, vector-sensitive, target-seeking computer virus, which if remotely uploaded to the target individual's communications peripherals, will directly enter their sensory system, causing the individual to cluck uncontrollably, like a chicken; develop incurable rashes - with or without excess body hair; hideous screaming follows, and finally - ha ha! Total meltdown! Bubbles: Um, that's cool, but will it help us catch Mask Scara? Professor Utonium: Well, no.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Oh, I knew this would happen. My first attempts always turn out to be disasters. Blossom is all crusty, Buttercup is hardly perfect, and Bubbles - ugh! Just horrible.
	Unknown Episode: Buttercup: Fighting robot? For what? Professor Utonium: So all the nerds out there will think I'm cool.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: All three of you also have unique powers like Bubbles being able to speak Spanish Bubbles: Si!
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Don't just harm an insect just because it's yucky on the outside. It's the insect inside that counts.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Not buts! I mean it! Bubbles: Anybody want a peanut?
	Unknown Episode: Buttercup: What's happening? Bubbles: We're breaking! Professor Utonium: No you're not. You're just pealing. Mayor: You mean "unappealing"! THAT'S unappealing.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Well, you see, Miss Kean, the girls are superheroes, and saving the world is a big responsibility. Miss Kean: Yes, but education is a bigger responsibility. Professor Utonium: That am true ma'am.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Crying is easy, girls. Comedy is hard.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: I'll be coming on the last train to Clarksville.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Bring it on, daddy-o. Mojo Jojo: Oh that is so LAME. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Buttercup, what do you say? Buttercup: What? What CAN I say? Thank you isn't enough to express my gratitude. This is the first piece of currency I've ever owned and it's ALL MINE, to do with whatever I WANT. I've never had this feeling before. Professor Utonium: Well, I'm glad you like it. Buttercup: Like it? I LOVE IT. The feel, the smell, the taste, the POWER. I now understand why Mojo's always robbing banks.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: My little Bubbles. You'd never guess that only a few months ago she had a bed-wetting problem.
	Unknown Episode: Blossom: [sadly] I just cause nothing but problems. I guess I'm not needed here anymore. Professor Utonium: Oh! A note! Professor Utonium: "Professor, I have run away... ” Blossom: [in voice over] I'm afraid I had to stay and just cause nothing and make everyone unhappy. I need to find a way to serve people and do good. Professor Utonium: "Love Blossom." Oh no! Professor Utonium: What's this? Mojo Jojo: [in voice over] Professor: Please disregard first note. I have Blossom. Come alone to my lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Mojo know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself. Mojo.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: I remember when the premiere issue of "Extreme Chemical Physics" came out. I was so anxious to get a copy I... [notices the girls are gone] Oh, is the latest issue out already?
	Unknown Episode: Mojo Jojo: And each of the girls gave the Professor a swift kick. [the girls do so] Why? Because I don't like him. Not one bit! Professor Utonium: Maybe I should encurve their sugar intake.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Utonium: Final analysis: Lumpkins, above all things, are stupid. On a side note, never speak of this incident again. Bubbles: Boy, a few more seconds, and Fuzzy would have been our mom. Buttercup: You mean our dad. Blossom: Yeah, and Professor would have been our mom. Professor Utonium: I said, never speak of it again!
	Unknown Episode: Mayor: [in Bubbles' body] Help! We have an emergency situation here! Professor Utonium: [in Buttercup's body] We know, Mayor, we've swapped bodies. Mayor: [in Bubbles' body] No, no, no! I've got a run in my stocking.

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