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 | Season 1 / Episode 12: - House Potty Thurgood Stubbs: [the tenants are arguing over who gets to use the new high-tech toilet first] I got shotgun! Mrs. Avery: [reveals and cocks a shotgun] No... I got shotgun! |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - Operation Gumbo Drop Walter Burkett: Good afternoon, and welcome to the first annual Hilton Jacobs Gumbo Cook-off! Sponsored by Ho's Chinese Chow and Chow's Chinese Hos: an hour later, you'll be hungry for more, and dim sum! |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: What the hell did you put down that toilet? Haiti Lady: Goat head wrapped in paper towels. Thurgood Stubbs: How many times I gotta tell you? NO PAPER TOWELS down the toilet! |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: What on Eartha Kitt? |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: Halle-Berry-lujah! |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: Whitney Houston, we have a problem. |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: Just goes to show I don't have to go to the hospital to get positive results! |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: I don't believe it! She conned me! She conned! She conned! She-co-con, she-co-con, she co-onned me! Muriel Stubbs: I feel for you. |
| Unknown Episode: Mrs. Avery: I'm gonna party like it's 1939. |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: Halt! Who goes there? Smokey: Not me. I went behind the dumpster, like a gentleman. |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: Aah! That scared the Shatner out of me! |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: If it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity... Mrs. Avery: [points cane at Thurgood] Super! It's too hot! When you gonna turn down the furnace? Thurgood Stubbs: The furnace ain't on, it's the middle of summer, you crazy old bat! Mrs. Avery: Then when you gonna fix my calendar? Thurgood Stubbs: Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for? You ain't gonna get to finish it! |
| Unknown Episode: County Hospital Doctor: Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode, which we belive was due to prolonged hypertension. Thurgood Stubbs: Give it to me in English, Doc. County Hospital Doctor: You have very high blood pressure. Thurgood Stubbs: [still doesn't understand] Hey look, we didn't all go to DeVry, all right? County Hospital Doctor: [rolls his eyes, then talks in condescending voice] Okay... your blood is bad, especially when you get mad! And if you die, you'll be very, very sad. Okay? Thurgood Stubbs: Now, was that so hard? |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: Oh, Mrs. Avery! I've got a surprise for you! Mrs. Avery: [through the door] Keep talkin' like that and I'll pump you full of lead! |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: Looks like that frog channel finally ran out of money. |
| Unknown Episode: Thurgood Stubbs: Here's your air conditioner Mrs. Avery. Mrs. Avery: I Don't need it. My Calendar says it's February. Thurgood Stubbs: Well, it also says it's 1978. Mrs. Avery: Oh good! The Jeffersons are on! |
| Unknown Episode: Haiti Lady: I'll bet the Devil himself couldn't make a better gumbo! Thurgood Stubbs: [pleased] You think so? Haiti Lady: I could ask. |
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